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In 1999 this house was $105k. Today, it's $490k. In 1999, teacher's salary was $65k Today, teacher's salary is $69k. ME file.png 323 KB PNG Real-estate investors deserve the day of the rake. : Anonymous (ID: RvF/vb9D) = 01/18/22(Tue)07:47:10 No.357009242 so why did he become a teacher instead of becoming a house? >>357009408 # >>357014546 # >>357016720 # >>357016751 # >>357016865 # >>357017475 # >>357017861 # >>357019290 # >>357019796 # >>357020185 # >>357021162 # >>357021577 # >>357021608 # >>357021745 # >>357021978 # >>357022960 # >>357023567 # >>357024459 # >>357025072 # >>357027245 # >>357027403 # >>357027595 # >>357028652 # >>357029244 # >>357030086 # >>357030710 # >>357030763 # >>357030962 # >>357031500 # >>357032441 # >>357033330 # >>357034630 # >>357035178 # >>357035290 # >>357035316 # >>357035412 # >>357036379 # >>357041413 # >>357041815 # >>357041998 # >>357043241 # >>357043481 # >>357044435 # >>357044999 # >>357046880 #

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, ANON? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12 KB JPG 10/05/18(Fri)07:58:10 No.48513053 Greentext thread I'll start: >Be me >Jobless lowlife loser >Have 16 year old teenage neighbor who pretends to be depressed >Bored.mp3 >Create social media accounts and bully him for few days >Mfw he killed himself >Mfw he was actually depressed Am I an a------ ?

Anon experiences harrassment at work | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Irl Harrassment 08/13/23(Sun)15:44:55 No.74367135 How do robots cope with irl harrassment in their respective workspace or academic environment? What kind of harrasment it is? This is how it has gone down for me >normalfags have tried to trick me into drinking more than i can handle so i do stupid s--- >they've tried to fool me into thinking that girls from the college are in love with me (WHICH OFC I DIDN'T FALL FOR IM NOT THAT STUPID) 67 KB PNG >They've been racist towards me for being from another country >They've taken several pictures of me without my consent I usually don't get too annoyed by it, but whenever i see my peers doing their s--- without being molested, i get kind of sad for being in this mess. Share your experiences

Anon does not understand America | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous LAND OF CONFUSION 08/15/23(Tue)09:21:40 No.904372643 117 KB JPG >bible thumpers don't believe in science >have more nobel prize winning scientists than any other country >have no culture >are the largest culture exporter in the world through entertainment, fashion, food, >too stupid to know where Canada is on the map >dominate in technological advancements from computers to space exploration to everything in between >the most obese country in the world surviving on cheese and diet coke >consistently a leader in olympic sports decade after decade >destroy countries with war >produce more wealth around the world than any empire has in human history >broken healthcare system >most advanced medical services centers in the world >terrible education system that produces idiots >home of almost every top university in the world >live in hillbilly swamplands and s----- ghettos >inspiring infrastructures and urbanizations of cities around the world Can anyone explain what the f--- is America?

Anon teaches his office....... | /r/Greentext

>be me >dispatch manager for a small company >bunch of 18 year olds start working in the shipping dept >start using the most current memes, yet, ligma etc, just general s--- from 4chan/reddit to see if they get it >kids get really into it >everything is a meme to them >boss walks into the dispatch room just as I chuck some packing tape to one the kids screaming yeet as I do it >boss takes one look at me and says "looks like you've got a case of updog" >one of the kids replies "what's up dog?" >MFW my boss is the biggest memer in the office

Classic love story from the Hub | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Unhealthy step sister crush / (…..) 47 KB JPG >be me >18 08/15/23(Tue)08:32:17 No.29573993 >relatively normal guy >shy, draw a lot, good grades > keep to myself most if the time >average bod, relatively attractive >have step family >known step sister most of my life but barely talk to her, barely view her as a sister >same age as me >holy f--- bros she is so hot to me >tall, long legs, petite, golden skin, brunette, pretty face, perky t--- >very much natural beauty >dresses really well >shy too, bookworm, glasses, super smart nerdy but cute type, > sort of fooled around when we were super young, always been flirtatious but in a retarded nerdchud sort of way >sometimes feel like she's into me as well >caught her staring at me sometimes, always seems to smile a lot around me but I'm always too shy to look her in the eyes. >unloaded gallons to her over the years, my guiltiest of pleasures >secretly taken tons of photos and videos of her in different scenarios >gotten to a point recently where I've drawn detailed p--- of her and deepfakes and collages for c-- tributes >can't j------- to any material or have sex with my girlfriend without thinking of her. >not this creepy irl when I'm not being a goonslut. good with girls, decent friend group. I workout regularly, have a decent daily routine > feel like I become an entirely different person when I goon to her, never have acted physically on any of my vile fetishes > feel like Bruce Wayne putting on the batsuit every night when I open my secret goon stash >feel like I'm living a double life as timid, shy teenager / massive step family fetish goonerboy >feelings for her tear me apart, filled with moral dilemmas whenever I think of her >butterflies in my stomach and balls getting blue thinking of her >I must have the strongest post nut clarity known to man >want to kill myself at every waking moment because of this What the f--- do I do? Am I destined to be a goonslut to my step sister for eternity? I'm waiting for my bitch step mom to divorce my dad so I can bag her. Is this love?

Anon pulls Chad move...... | /r/Greentext

40 KB JPG > be me, f----- friend invites me to party > 7.6/10 cutie there > talk to her, hit it off > get number > one week later go one date, score > as we leave restaurant she says that she enjoyed her time > going to drop her off > get out of car to say bye > think that this is a great time to pull a chad move > as she walks away grab her ass and give a good ol squeeze > she turns around and slaps me > go home, 1 week later > she tells me she's pressing sexual harassment charges I f----- up /b/ros wat do now?

anons life story | /r/Greentext

POWER RANGERS DINOTHUNDER alright so life story >Be me at like 6 NINTENDO GAMECUBE DE DOL GRUE USA BUENA VISTA C THO Screenshot_20230815-020315.png 835 KB PNG >Parents buy me GameCube with power rangers game, Mario Sunshine, melee, double dash, wind waker, twilight princess and a few other >Beat all of them, Wii comes out >Parents sell shitload of the games, for some reason power rangers got lost >Move away at around 12 years old, find copy of the game in my closet >Never play game, it gets put in storage for years >20 years old, move out with wife >Organizing office, almost throw a box away but decide not to >Open box, it's got power rangers in it as a loose disc >Throw it back in the closet with my game collection >Ffw a long while, wife ends up divorcing me >Move out, get all my s--- moved and settled >Week passes, wife drops off some extra s--- I left >A few games and DVDs >See jackass 2 unrated in the collection, f------ hyped to watch it >Get DVD player ready, go and open the case >It's f------ power rangers Pic related

Anon has a baby | /r/Greentext

506 KB PNG >be 27 >virgin >girl I went to uni with a few years ago calls me >"hey anon i'm really sorry to do this but I had a baby and I think it's yours" >uh bitch that's f------ impossible we never had sex >"what the f--- are you talking about are you serious" >start arguing >get a DNA test just to shut her the f--- up >it's positive what the f--- am I losing my f------ mind

Anon explains the rationale behind right wingers. | /r/Greentext

$File: blonde babe dance.webm (2.73 MB, 450x800) LA Anonymous (ID: Wkc1N60T) 01/06/21 (Wed)08:34:54 No.300491304 >>300492753 >>300492803 >>300492924 >>300493035 >>300493036 >>300493130 >>300493169 >>300493296 >>300493437 >>300493705 >>300493863 >>300493931 >>300494118 >>300494125 >>300494275 >>300494966 >>300495221 >>300495496 >>300496238 >>300496287 >>300496407 >>300496835 >>300497436 >>300497514 >>300497603 >>300497710 >>300497722 >>300497763 >>300498170 >>300498231 >>300498374 >>300498386 >>300498589 >>300499178 >>300499372 >>300499525 >>300500294 >>300500670 >>300501946 >>300502107 >>300502315 >>300502371 >>300502405 >>300502719 >>300503084 >>300503374 >>300503741 >>300504005 >>300504117 >>300504299 >>300504326 >>300504342 >>300504531 >>300504734 >>300504866 >>300505158 >>300505990 >>300506192 >>300507576 >>300508013 >>300508322 >>300508510 >the left is taking over the universities >oh who cares, only weird losers go to universities, we're winning elections! >the left university graduates are taking over newspapers, magazines, TV shows, movies, podcasts and all other mainstream information dissimination >oh who cares, nobody reads that stuff anymore everyone is going to get their news from some obscure right wing website with a tiny fraction of the views! >the left wing professors are brainwashing the next generation of young professionals and administrators >oh who cares, they'll grow out of it once they start paying taxes! >the left wing university educated HR managers are implementing diversity policies flooding S&P 500 companies with non-whites and progressive idealogues >oh who cares, just go into trades that's where the money is going to be you'll see! >the left controlled states are flooding the trades with low wage third world labor >oh who cares, capitalism is just optimizing labor costs, you can always move to a more white areas! >the left is moving Somalians into white areas like Minnesota and using its media dominance to create race riots >oh who cares, they're just burning their own cities, even though these used to be our cities a few decades ago! >the left wing corporations are banning conservatives off the public square and giving billions to BLM >oh who cares, real normal people are seeing through their pandering! Trump is winning! >the left controls every informational institution in the country, and can use its combination of media and administrative dominance to rig elections and have your average normie stand by >oh who cares, we'll get a few boomers to march and be demonized by the left wing media and then create elaborate conspiracies about how we're actually winning and there's some grand secret plan that will make it all right Why are right wingers like this? Why do they delude themselves into this constant feeling of victory?$