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506 KB PNG >be 27 >virgin >girl I went to uni with a few years ago calls me >"hey anon i'm really sorry to do this but I had a baby and I think it's yours" >uh bitch that's f------ impossible we never had sex >"what the f--- are you talking about are you serious" >start arguing >get a DNA test just to shut her the f--- up >it's positive what the f--- am I losing my f------ mind

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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$File: blonde babe dance.webm (2.73 MB, 450x800) LA Anonymous (ID: Wkc1N60T) 01/06/21 (Wed)08:34:54 No.300491304 >>300492753 >>300492803 >>300492924 >>300493035 >>300493036 >>300493130 >>300493169 >>300493296 >>300493437 >>300493705 >>300493863 >>300493931 >>300494118 >>300494125 >>300494275 >>300494966 >>300495221 >>300495496 >>300496238 >>300496287 >>300496407 >>300496835 >>300497436 >>300497514 >>300497603 >>300497710 >>300497722 >>300497763 >>300498170 >>300498231 >>300498374 >>300498386 >>300498589 >>300499178 >>300499372 >>300499525 >>300500294 >>300500670 >>300501946 >>300502107 >>300502315 >>300502371 >>300502405 >>300502719 >>300503084 >>300503374 >>300503741 >>300504005 >>300504117 >>300504299 >>300504326 >>300504342 >>300504531 >>300504734 >>300504866 >>300505158 >>300505990 >>300506192 >>300507576 >>300508013 >>300508322 >>300508510 >the left is taking over the universities >oh who cares, only weird losers go to universities, we're winning elections! >the left university graduates are taking over newspapers, magazines, TV shows, movies, podcasts and all other mainstream information dissimination >oh who cares, nobody reads that stuff anymore everyone is going to get their news from some obscure right wing website with a tiny fraction of the views! >the left wing professors are brainwashing the next generation of young professionals and administrators >oh who cares, they'll grow out of it once they start paying taxes! >the left wing university educated HR managers are implementing diversity policies flooding S&P 500 companies with non-whites and progressive idealogues >oh who cares, just go into trades that's where the money is going to be you'll see! >the left controlled states are flooding the trades with low wage third world labor >oh who cares, capitalism is just optimizing labor costs, you can always move to a more white areas! >the left is moving Somalians into white areas like Minnesota and using its media dominance to create race riots >oh who cares, they're just burning their own cities, even though these used to be our cities a few decades ago! >the left wing corporations are banning conservatives off the public square and giving billions to BLM >oh who cares, real normal people are seeing through their pandering! Trump is winning! >the left controls every informational institution in the country, and can use its combination of media and administrative dominance to rig elections and have your average normie stand by >oh who cares, we'll get a few boomers to march and be demonized by the left wing media and then create elaborate conspiracies about how we're actually winning and there's some grand secret plan that will make it all right Why are right wingers like this? Why do they delude themselves into this constant feeling of victory?$