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506 KB PNG >be 27 >virgin >girl I went to uni with a few years ago calls me >"hey anon i'm really sorry to do this but I had a baby and I think it's yours" >uh bitch that's f------ impossible we never had sex >"what the f--- are you talking about are you serious" >start arguing >get a DNA test just to shut her the f--- up >it's positive what the f--- am I losing my f------ mind

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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$File: blonde babe dance.webm (2.73 MB, 450x800) LA Anonymous (ID: Wkc1N60T) 01/06/21 (Wed)08:34:54 No.300491304 >>300492753 >>300492803 >>300492924 >>300493035 >>300493036 >>300493130 >>300493169 >>300493296 >>300493437 >>300493705 >>300493863 >>300493931 >>300494118 >>300494125 >>300494275 >>300494966 >>300495221 >>300495496 >>300496238 >>300496287 >>300496407 >>300496835 >>300497436 >>300497514 >>300497603 >>300497710 >>300497722 >>300497763 >>300498170 >>300498231 >>300498374 >>300498386 >>300498589 >>300499178 >>300499372 >>300499525 >>300500294 >>300500670 >>300501946 >>300502107 >>300502315 >>300502371 >>300502405 >>300502719 >>300503084 >>300503374 >>300503741 >>300504005 >>300504117 >>300504299 >>300504326 >>300504342 >>300504531 >>300504734 >>300504866 >>300505158 >>300505990 >>300506192 >>300507576 >>300508013 >>300508322 >>300508510 >the left is taking over the universities >oh who cares, only weird losers go to universities, we're winning elections! >the left university graduates are taking over newspapers, magazines, TV shows, movies, podcasts and all other mainstream information dissimination >oh who cares, nobody reads that stuff anymore everyone is going to get their news from some obscure right wing website with a tiny fraction of the views! >the left wing professors are brainwashing the next generation of young professionals and administrators >oh who cares, they'll grow out of it once they start paying taxes! >the left wing university educated HR managers are implementing diversity policies flooding S&P 500 companies with non-whites and progressive idealogues >oh who cares, just go into trades that's where the money is going to be you'll see! >the left controlled states are flooding the trades with low wage third world labor >oh who cares, capitalism is just optimizing labor costs, you can always move to a more white areas! >the left is moving Somalians into white areas like Minnesota and using its media dominance to create race riots >oh who cares, they're just burning their own cities, even though these used to be our cities a few decades ago! >the left wing corporations are banning conservatives off the public square and giving billions to BLM >oh who cares, real normal people are seeing through their pandering! Trump is winning! >the left controls every informational institution in the country, and can use its combination of media and administrative dominance to rig elections and have your average normie stand by >oh who cares, we'll get a few boomers to march and be demonized by the left wing media and then create elaborate conspiracies about how we're actually winning and there's some grand secret plan that will make it all right Why are right wingers like this? Why do they delude themselves into this constant feeling of victory?$