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18 Anonymous 04/04/21 (Sun)10:23:09 No.63052132 [Reply] >>63052531 >fugging femcel gf >Her hairy p---- feels so nice and wet >"Please c-- inside, let's make a little incel" >> Anonymous 04/04/21 (Sun)10:28:07 No.63052166 Anonymous 04/04/21 (Sun)10:31:03 No.63052185 >> Anonymous 04/04/21(Sun)11:01:11 No.63052394 >> Anonymous 04/04/21(Sun)11:06:00 No.63052438 ►

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anon finds a new strategy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 27 KB JPG 08/12/23(Sat)03:04:41 No.74356276 >be me >19 >5/10 khv >learn about thugmaxxing >get idea >start dressing like local drug dealers >wear black windbreaker, aviators, and a yankees cap >Im white so instant advantage over actual drug dealers >go to the mall >go up to random girls and ask for their number >3 gave me their number Is this the key to success?

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Just posting a greentext | /r/Greentext

08/12/23(Sat)06:19:01 No.71910551 >NOOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I CAN NOT PRESCRIBE YOU TESTOSTERONE OR ANY STEROID FOR THAT MATTER, WHAT JUST SO YOU CAN BUILD MORE MUSCLE? DON'T YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS AND UNSAFE THAT IS? ALSO YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY WITH YOUR BODY, I'M REFERENCING YOU TO A PYSCHIATRIST AND YOU NEED TO GET ON TRANQUILIZERS >next patient goes in >why yes, indeed, after 5 minutes of talking to you, i have decided that we absolutely need to saw off your c--- and balls and put you on a lifelong treatment of hormones antithetical to your biology, come in tomorrow and we'll get you all mutilated and set up! ok i can't make sense of the world around me anymore i really can't Anonymous 160 KB PNG 22 Replies / 3 Images View Thread

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Anon got a job | /r/Greentext

Anonymous| 43604204 57.8 kB JPG 24 min. ago... >finally got a job >have money to buy things >don't have any time to enjoy them

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Anon gives wisdom | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 30 KB JPG : Anonymous >>64657432 # >>64657345 # Anonymous 07/21/21 (Wed)09:29:27 No.64657082 1.41 MB JPG >big poop comes out easily >small poop takes more time and effort : Anonymous >>64657082 (OP) # Of course. If you drop a pebble onto jello it sits on top. If you drop a brick it falls right through. how????? do people really believe this is normal??? it makes no sense 07/21/21 (Wed)09:44:16 No.64657251 07/21/21 (Wed)09:49:34 No.64657311 07/21/21 (Wed)09:51:47 No.64657345 >>64657311 # the wise man has spoken the truth

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Anon gets a promotion. | /r/Greentext

38 KB JPG >friend invites me out for drinks >I have work in the morning >f--- it >get plastered >wake up for work next day >still very drunk >herewego.png >somehow make it to work in one piece >"Hey annon what's up?" >"good and you?" >awkward silence >suddenly have a bright idea >decide to power nap in storage closet to sober up >set alarm on phone for 30 minutes >wake up 10 hours later, hungover >slept through my alarm >s---.jpeg >think I'm gonna be fired >f--- it, time to go home >boss sees me on the way out >"Wow anon, you look beat. Thanks for staying late today. I appreciate it"

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Most humorous German | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/13/23(Sun)02:32:17 No.185952804 195 KB JPG >Telling Fritz, the local German office worker a joke >knock knock >"knock knock? ist zis a joke?" >no Fritz, you're suppose to say who is there >"vy am I saying zis?" >It's someone at the door Fritz, they're knocking on the door and you're suppose to say who is there >"vy vould i ask vho iss zere?. i vould simply valk to ze door undt answer it" Why are Germans like this?

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Anon hates Hitler | /r/Greentext

: Normie who loves Jewish babes 601 KB JPG 08/12/23(Sat)22:58:12 No.904204419 >be me >reflecting on my 10 years of dating >end up going for brunette girls most of the time >the ones I get to know better, they happen to have Eastern European decent >not 100% but like 75% were east of Italy >Polish, Lebanese, Austrian, Serbian, Hungarian >no Russian lol >date a few Jewish girls, realize I love their personalities, also they've all had amazing t--- >be me who loves WWII history >really process the loss, millions gone, there would be millions more big t---- Jewish babes out here >hitler committed an unimaginable c--- block >hate the dude even more now View Thread

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Anon gets caught red-handed | /r/Greentext

File: 1691625976706205.jpg (44 KB, 633x758) My girlfriend found out I use 4chan Anonymous 08/10/23(Thu)18:30:54 No.29543914 >>29543927 >>29543997 >>29544040 >>29544107 >>29544208 >>29544256 >>29544422 >>29544510 >>29544760 >>29546170 >>29546184>>29546323 >>29546822 >>29547046 >>29547224>>29549319 >>29549372 >>29550426 >>29550506 >>29550531 She came into my house when I wasn't expecting it (she has a spare key) and snuck up behind me while I was on my PC with headphones on. I was just shitposting on /v/ and listening to music. She immediately recognised the website and shouted "why the F--- are you on there". Then she stormed out the house. I think she is going to break up with me. She told me we need to have a chat about what she saw. There was nothing bad on the thread I was browsing but I think she thinks I'm a p--- or an incel because I use 4chan or something.

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What's even the point of doing nofap ? Not escaping inceldom according to anon.. | /r/Greentext

Board /fit/ - Fitness Settings Mobile Home 08/02/23 (Wed)16:35:14 No.71807918 : Anonymous >week 2 of nofap and noporn >getting increasingly horny but used to be addicted so it's going well so far >model tier coworker joins me on my break >i go to grab some coffee and she walks with me >i have a habit of flexing my tricep/pecs occasionally >as i'm waiting for the coffee machine she pinches my tricep >"can you flex your arm for me anon" >i flex my tricep and she tells me she didn't know about those muscles (the different tricep heads) >for the jokes i do a pec bounce after that >she starts laughing and puts her hand on my chest telling me to do it again >i comply, meanwhile i have a boner growing to japan and back >turn back to the countertop to hide it >she says she should hit the gym too but isn't too knowledgeable >later i go home >that night have a wet dream involving her >see her today at work and can't look at her the same anymore >>71808621 # >>71810115 # >>71813760 # >>71820724 # >>71828840 # >>71831802 # >>71839556 #

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Anon likes the girl next door, living in the Haunted Mansion | /r/Greentext

File: Ashley.jpg (825 KB, 2660x2176) I DON'T HAVE AS MANY FRIENDS AS Olive Garden Stories Thread Anonymous 06/19/23 (Mon)13:02:39 No.73729410 ► Olive Garden Stories Thread? >At OG with family, eating the Chicken and Shrimp Carbonara >Wearing my new WarioWare shirt (pic rel) >14 or so year girl walks by with her mom, and compliments my shirt, saying she's a big Mario fan >We sperg about vidya for a few min >My parents seem to be amazed that autist femoids exist too you >After asking where I got my shirt (I made it myself) I say (with a FRIENDLY smile mind you) "I could make you one too, since you're like my little goth girl" >She instantly gets uncomfortable, and her mom pulls her away >My dad chases after them to apologize for "my behavior" >Dad gives me s--- on way home, Mom reminds him "I can't help it" What the f--- did I do wrong? God forbid I engage in some banter. Is it seriously so wrong to f------ talk to a girl? I'm 32 btw if it helps

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Saw lots of /fit/izens commenting in the r/tifu post | /r/Greentext

Board /fit/ - Fitness : Anonymous r/tifu 18 NSFW u/Marshy1594.22h 2 3 IMY 3 ne : Anonymous Anonymous 1 100 1 2 1 ▼ Settings Mobile Home 08/10/23(Thu)00:56:47 No.71883299 1 485 KB PNG 1 P 1 2 2 F 1 TIFU by asking my partner to stop eating his own c-- after sex 4 Screenshot_2023-08-10-01-55-43- 23_b72a20be883aec8a014bd2b7c7038e87.jpg 203 KB JPG >it's a lot of kilojoules of energy Which one of you f------ is it? 3 >finish wiping and toss the rag >start kissing that tummy 1 08/10/23(Thu)00:58:03 No.71883312 08/10/23(Thu)01:02:02 No.71883341 >having sex with decently fit girl >it's good >coom huge load all over her abs >she bites her lip >grab a rag and clean her off, admiring her tummy >want to kiss it some more >we sleep and she eventually leaves in the morning >she ghosts me >I find out she thought I was weird for wanting to taste my own c-- >I just cleaned it up??? >I just wanted to smooch abs >I hate women

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youtuber decline

WELL, FUG :DD 1623415865922.jpg 19 KB JPG >youtuber makes funny content >gains followers and views for the funny content >somewhere along the line conflates fans of the content as fans of themselves >become completely self obsessed >say they never liked making the funny content that made them big in the first place >stop making the funny content, instead pivot their content to their own personality >they have a s--- personality >content is now s--- many such cases! >>158368422 # >>158368704 # >>158368736 # >>158369150 # >>158369164 # >>158369581 # >>158369750 #

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