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File: Ashley.jpg (825 KB, 2660x2176) I DON'T HAVE AS MANY FRIENDS AS Olive Garden Stories Thread Anonymous 06/19/23 (Mon)13:02:39 No.73729410 ► Olive Garden Stories Thread? >At OG with family, eating the Chicken and Shrimp Carbonara >Wearing my new WarioWare shirt (pic rel) >14 or so year girl walks by with her mom, and compliments my shirt, saying she's a big Mario fan >We sperg about vidya for a few min >My parents seem to be amazed that autist femoids exist too you >After asking where I got my shirt (I made it myself) I say (with a FRIENDLY smile mind you) "I could make you one too, since you're like my little goth girl" >She instantly gets uncomfortable, and her mom pulls her away >My dad chases after them to apologize for "my behavior" >Dad gives me s--- on way home, Mom reminds him "I can't help it" What the f--- did I do wrong? God forbid I engage in some banter. Is it seriously so wrong to f------ talk to a girl? I'm 32 btw if it helps

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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