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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon gives wisdom | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 30 KB JPG : Anonymous >>64657432 # >>64657345 # Anonymous 07/21/21 (Wed)09:29:27 No.64657082 1.41 MB JPG >big poop comes out easily >small poop takes more time and effort : Anonymous >>64657082 (OP) # Of course. If you drop a pebble onto jello it sits on top. If you drop a brick it falls right through. how????? do people really believe this is normal??? it makes no sense 07/21/21 (Wed)09:44:16 No.64657251 07/21/21 (Wed)09:49:34 No.64657311 07/21/21 (Wed)09:51:47 No.64657345 >>64657311 # the wise man has spoken the truth

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Anon gets a promotion. | /r/Greentext

38 KB JPG >friend invites me out for drinks >I have work in the morning >f--- it >get plastered >wake up for work next day >still very drunk >herewego.png >somehow make it to work in one piece >"Hey annon what's up?" >"good and you?" >awkward silence >suddenly have a bright idea >decide to power nap in storage closet to sober up >set alarm on phone for 30 minutes >wake up 10 hours later, hungover >slept through my alarm >s---.jpeg >think I'm gonna be fired >f--- it, time to go home >boss sees me on the way out >"Wow anon, you look beat. Thanks for staying late today. I appreciate it"

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Most humorous German | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/13/23(Sun)02:32:17 No.185952804 195 KB JPG >Telling Fritz, the local German office worker a joke >knock knock >"knock knock? ist zis a joke?" >no Fritz, you're suppose to say who is there >"vy am I saying zis?" >It's someone at the door Fritz, they're knocking on the door and you're suppose to say who is there >"vy vould i ask vho iss zere?. i vould simply valk to ze door undt answer it" Why are Germans like this?

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Anon hates Hitler | /r/Greentext

: Normie who loves Jewish babes 601 KB JPG 08/12/23(Sat)22:58:12 No.904204419 >be me >reflecting on my 10 years of dating >end up going for brunette girls most of the time >the ones I get to know better, they happen to have Eastern European decent >not 100% but like 75% were east of Italy >Polish, Lebanese, Austrian, Serbian, Hungarian >no Russian lol >date a few Jewish girls, realize I love their personalities, also they've all had amazing t--- >be me who loves WWII history >really process the loss, millions gone, there would be millions more big t---- Jewish babes out here >hitler committed an unimaginable c--- block >hate the dude even more now View Thread

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Anon gets caught red-handed | /r/Greentext

File: 1691625976706205.jpg (44 KB, 633x758) My girlfriend found out I use 4chan Anonymous 08/10/23(Thu)18:30:54 No.29543914 >>29543927 >>29543997 >>29544040 >>29544107 >>29544208 >>29544256 >>29544422 >>29544510 >>29544760 >>29546170 >>29546184>>29546323 >>29546822 >>29547046 >>29547224>>29549319 >>29549372 >>29550426 >>29550506 >>29550531 She came into my house when I wasn't expecting it (she has a spare key) and snuck up behind me while I was on my PC with headphones on. I was just shitposting on /v/ and listening to music. She immediately recognised the website and shouted "why the F--- are you on there". Then she stormed out the house. I think she is going to break up with me. She told me we need to have a chat about what she saw. There was nothing bad on the thread I was browsing but I think she thinks I'm a p--- or an incel because I use 4chan or something.

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What's even the point of doing nofap ? Not escaping inceldom according to anon.. | /r/Greentext

Board /fit/ - Fitness Settings Mobile Home 08/02/23 (Wed)16:35:14 No.71807918 : Anonymous >week 2 of nofap and noporn >getting increasingly horny but used to be addicted so it's going well so far >model tier coworker joins me on my break >i go to grab some coffee and she walks with me >i have a habit of flexing my tricep/pecs occasionally >as i'm waiting for the coffee machine she pinches my tricep >"can you flex your arm for me anon" >i flex my tricep and she tells me she didn't know about those muscles (the different tricep heads) >for the jokes i do a pec bounce after that >she starts laughing and puts her hand on my chest telling me to do it again >i comply, meanwhile i have a boner growing to japan and back >turn back to the countertop to hide it >she says she should hit the gym too but isn't too knowledgeable >later i go home >that night have a wet dream involving her >see her today at work and can't look at her the same anymore >>71808621 # >>71810115 # >>71813760 # >>71820724 # >>71828840 # >>71831802 # >>71839556 #

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Anon likes the girl next door, living in the Haunted Mansion | /r/Greentext

File: Ashley.jpg (825 KB, 2660x2176) I DON'T HAVE AS MANY FRIENDS AS Olive Garden Stories Thread Anonymous 06/19/23 (Mon)13:02:39 No.73729410 ► Olive Garden Stories Thread? >At OG with family, eating the Chicken and Shrimp Carbonara >Wearing my new WarioWare shirt (pic rel) >14 or so year girl walks by with her mom, and compliments my shirt, saying she's a big Mario fan >We sperg about vidya for a few min >My parents seem to be amazed that autist femoids exist too you >After asking where I got my shirt (I made it myself) I say (with a FRIENDLY smile mind you) "I could make you one too, since you're like my little goth girl" >She instantly gets uncomfortable, and her mom pulls her away >My dad chases after them to apologize for "my behavior" >Dad gives me s--- on way home, Mom reminds him "I can't help it" What the f--- did I do wrong? God forbid I engage in some banter. Is it seriously so wrong to f------ talk to a girl? I'm 32 btw if it helps

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Saw lots of /fit/izens commenting in the r/tifu post | /r/Greentext

Board /fit/ - Fitness : Anonymous r/tifu 18 NSFW u/Marshy1594.22h 2 3 IMY 3 ne : Anonymous Anonymous 1 100 1 2 1 ▼ Settings Mobile Home 08/10/23(Thu)00:56:47 No.71883299 1 485 KB PNG 1 P 1 2 2 F 1 TIFU by asking my partner to stop eating his own c-- after sex 4 Screenshot_2023-08-10-01-55-43- 23_b72a20be883aec8a014bd2b7c7038e87.jpg 203 KB JPG >it's a lot of kilojoules of energy Which one of you f------ is it? 3 >finish wiping and toss the rag >start kissing that tummy 1 08/10/23(Thu)00:58:03 No.71883312 08/10/23(Thu)01:02:02 No.71883341 >having sex with decently fit girl >it's good >coom huge load all over her abs >she bites her lip >grab a rag and clean her off, admiring her tummy >want to kiss it some more >we sleep and she eventually leaves in the morning >she ghosts me >I find out she thought I was weird for wanting to taste my own c-- >I just cleaned it up??? >I just wanted to smooch abs >I hate women

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youtuber decline

WELL, FUG :DD 1623415865922.jpg 19 KB JPG >youtuber makes funny content >gains followers and views for the funny content >somewhere along the line conflates fans of the content as fans of themselves >become completely self obsessed >say they never liked making the funny content that made them big in the first place >stop making the funny content, instead pivot their content to their own personality >they have a s--- personality >content is now s--- many such cases! >>158368422 # >>158368704 # >>158368736 # >>158369150 # >>158369164 # >>158369581 # >>158369750 #

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Anon hates the bible | /r/Greentext

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Anon blackmails his step sister. | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 03/07/23(Tue)15:35:56 No.895495617 >>895495766 >>895497328 >>895497568 >>895494984 # >>895495097 # just wanted to make sure there was interest before I typed it up >be me 10 years ago, age 16 > have step sis, 15, named Lily > Lily was a spoiled, rude only child but she was so hot > blonde hair, bright eyes, amazing smile, small stature, athletic build > Lily's mom married my dad a few years before this > we never really meshed though > one day my dad convinces my step mom to ground Lily for acting out > she was super rude towards both of them > so they took her phone for a couple days > next night they go out, leave us alone > Lily starts frantically looking for her phone > can't find it, gives up > I figured I could probably find it, just to see if I could > finally find it, parent's closet in a jacket pocket > close the closet door and turn it on > opens right up, very surprised > didn't really know what to do but went to texts first > snooped on her texts with some friends > then found a guy she was texting > started to scroll through and found she had sent some pics to him > nudes > immediately went to the pictures and sent every single thing to myself > way too much of a horny teenager not to > delete the evidence of me sending it > put it back and go to my room > save every picture > start jacking off > couldn't stop myself > next week I used the pics every day > one day Lily starts being a little more bitchy towards me > threaten she shouldn't be rude and should be nice > she starts to be even more rude > ignored it mostly, but it got bad > I finally snapped and threatened to tell our parents about her sending nudes to guys > she laughs and denies it > I shrug and just say "I'll do it, don't tempt me" > she shrugs it off, stops being a bitch and ignores me > it happens again a few days later > "Lily, you're really going to want to stop being a bitch" > "or what anon?" > "I'll tell your mom you're sending Austin (the dude she definitely was sexting) nudes" > she looks at me in awe > finally realizing that I'm not bullshitting > "I am not!" she says > I nod my head like whatever bitch > "sure.. just leave me alone and I won't tell" > "there's nothing to tell, you're such a loser" > I shrug and walk away > later that day she comes up to me > "anon I was thinking, and even though I'm not sending any guy any pictures, don't get me in trouble please... my mom would kill me even if she thought I did it" > I nod "yeah probably" > I can tell she's internally freaking out > "I'm sorry anon" > I look at her a bit surprised, never heard that before > "Just don't be a bitch and it'll all work out" > she gets offended and of course acts like a bitch > "you don't even have any proof!" > bitch you thought > "oh really?" I chuckle and pull out my phone > go to my pictures > pick a especially naughty one > show her > "here's your proof, now leave me alone or I'll tell your mom" > she's shook, I watch her go through anger, worry, sadness > kinda feel bad, but not really > "okay I'll leave you alone, but you have to promise not to tell my mom.." > I nod and smile sarcastically "of course" > "also what the f---, you saved it?" > "I had to make sure I kept the proof" > and from then she wasn't rude, but she barely talked to me > fast forward a week or so, I get told to do some chores > I woulda done them but thought of a better plan > walk to Lily's room "hey Lily, come here" > she opens the door a few moments later > "Wanna do my chores today?" > she laughs "why would I do that?? do them yourself" > I get my phone out of my pocket and point to it > "I think I'd like you to do my chores.." and I smirk > she shakes her head > "no way, do them yourself, I won't let you do that to me" > I raise my eyebrows > "okay, bye!" I say happily and walk to the end of the hallway > call out her mom's name, she responds "what?" > Lily runs to me and pulls me back > "you seriously would???" > I nod > "Just do my chores whenever I ask" > she looks past me > her mom yells "anon, what do you want?" > I turn and look towards where she's yelling from > Lily looks at me, almost crying, and nods > "nothing sorry!" I yell back > Lily pushes past me and starts to do my chores > this continued for a few weeks > after weeks of c------ to Lily's pictures, my horny ass wanted more > I kept pushing what I could get her to do > it was all just chores or random things I needed > I thought about taking it a step further > but knew she wouldn't be down for anything > needed to make it perfect > so I waited until our parents went away again > we were left at home > she was in her room and I knocked > "Hey Lily, open up, I wanna talk" > she comes to the door > "please don't make me do anything right now, I'm busy" > she's visibly upset > "oh s--- what's wrong?" I ask > she shakes her head > "nothing anon, what do you want?" > kind of want to say nevermind and leave, she's pretty down > "Oh I was just going to ask if you wanted to get some dinner?" > complete lie, but a nice pivot > panicking internally, didn't expect this > she shakes her head > "not in the mood for food, sorry" > she starts to close the door > I put my foot out and stop it > "come on, let's go get some pizza and stuff" > she doesn't want to go, but I eventually convince her O Anonymous 03/07/23(Tue)18:09:27 No.895501564 File: imageedit_16_3705203528.jpg (221 KB, 640x960) >>895501371 # an older sfw pic, she's on the right. >>895497849 # > we get ready and leave > go to a super chill local pizza place > sit down and order > she's completely out of it > I ask "Lily, what's wrong?" > she shakes her head "nothing, please don't ask" > well now I'm intrigued > I could use the pics to get it out of her > but that seems heartless > "listen, you can talk to me. promise!" > she looks at me, rolls her eyes, and shakes her head > "don't lie to me, you've been blackmailing and using me for weeks now" > you got me there > "yeah but just so you'd stop being a bitch and maybe do some chores every now and then" > "still..." > I shrug and nod "yeah you're right, I would've never told your mom anyway" > dunno why I gave up all my power right there > felt like the best move > she looks at me, surprised > "seriously...???" > I shrug again "yeah probably not, that would've been awkward" > she laughs out loud "you think?!" > I chuckle > she's opening up > "you can trust me, I promise" > she sighs and then looks at me > "that guy Austin, he f----- my best friend last night... I just found out" > oh s--- damn > "oh that's awful, I'm sorry" > try and sound as sincere as I can > "it's whatever, just typical, but it hurts" > I nod and look around awkwardly > "yeah I bet, still I'm sorry" > she shrugs and we drop it > food gets there and we dig in > after finishing we start to get ready > "anything else you wanna do?" > she shakes her head "just go home" > alright then > we leave and go home > immediately she heads for her room > "Lily.." I say > she turns > "if you want.. I'll delete the pics and let you off the hook" > she's surprised > she faces me and nods > "please?" > f--- I don't wanna > "okay yeah... just really liked them so this sucks" > "uh what you say?" > f--- that was out loud > maybe part of my plan though > "I just don't want to, cause they're really nice" > she's taken back > "seriously???" > might have f----- it > I nod and shrug > "you're hot and naked, what's not to like?" > her eyes look me up and down > "just delete them anon, please?" > contemplate it > "okay, but maybe one last favor?" > she sighs "what?" > shooting my shot > "can I see in real life?" > she takes a step back > "are you serious?!?!" > might've f----- it up > "Just like if you promise to show me sometimes, then I'll promise to delete them" > "no f------ way!" > damn > I sigh and then shrug > "okay well I'll keep them then, but promise not to show anyone" > she steps up to me > "anon.. please delete them" > I look back at her > dont back down > "promise me I can see more then.. I really enjoy these" > she pushes me "you're gross" > "not really, you're just hot" > she turns to leave and goes in her room > I go to mine > an hour later she knocks > I let her in > "anon, I thought about what you asked.." > I sit down and look at her > "and fine, if you promise to get rid of the pictures on your phone then I'll show you in real life" > "anytime I want?" > she sighs "yeah anytime you want, as long as we won't get caught" > f--- yes > plan worked > "okay deal" I say quickly > get my phone out, show her deleting the pics > "now your turn" I say > my heart if pounding inside my chest > "what do you want to see?" > f--- me > think hard about it > "just your boobs.." > she closes her eyes and shakes her head > "okay..." > she quickly lifts up her t shirt, revealing her bra > "is this okay?" > I laugh but can't stop staring > "no I've seen better" > she takes off her shirt > she looks like she hates her life. > kind of a turn off, but t--- make it better > she puts her hands behind her back, unclasps her bra > slowly drops it and covers herself with her hands > "can I be done now?" > shake my head > no way, gotta at least see t--- > "more, come on Lily you promised" > she sighs and drops her hands > perfect t--- > small and perky > "it's better than the pictures. you're actually so hot" > she blushes behind her p----- off aura > she covers up and puts her clothes back on > "okay enough, this is weird" > nah it's amazing > "don't worry, we promised each other, you can trust me" > she shakes her head > after dressed she leaves > this type of agreement continues for a few weeks > randomly when we are alone I ask to see her t--- or ass > she refused to show me anything else > finally one day I ask to get completely naked for me > she almost refuses but it's become a thing for us, she reluctantly does it > "can you turn around so I can see your ass?" Blackmailing the step sister O Anonymous 03/07/23(Tue)18:10:43 No.895501598 ► File: imageedit 24 2343921622.jpg (268 KB, 720x960) >>895501371 # another pic, on the left >>895501534 # she let me f--- her ass like maybe twice. nothing depraved, but we did roleplay true blackmail Anonymous 03/07/23(Tue)18:04:13 No.895501409 ► >>895501334 # once I deleted the pics and we started doing the whole mutual m----------- thing she was nice to me, still a bitch sometimes to other people, but we're cool now too. It's been years and nothing has happened since the last time, so I doubt it will, but who knows > nothing she hasn't done before > she turns around, her ass staring me in the face > I reach out and touch it > she gasps and steps away, turning and her face is red > "dont touch me!" > I put my hands up to say sorry > "sorry... but why?" > "uh you're my step brother???? that's f------ weird" > I laugh > "Lily for weeks now you've been getting naked for me... this whole thing is weird and we're way past weird" > she notices she's still naked > tries to cover up > can't really > "plus I was thinking..." > she looks at me > "I was wondering if you'd ever want to see me?" > she looks down at my crotch > I nod and she can tell I'm rock hard > "I don't think so anon" > "you sure?" I grab my d--- and rub it > she swallows nervously > "well... I am a bit curious" > I raise an eyebrow and look at her intently > "I'd show you.." > she looks around and nods > "I do wanna see.. at least once, since you've seen me" > I smirk and stand up > I wasn't huge back then or anything, but I had a decent c--- > so it wasn't disappointing or anything > I pulled my shorts down > c--- straining against my boxers > she's intently starting at it > I pull it out and hold it > she looks at it for a few moments and then back at me > "see we are way past weird" > "can I touch it?" she whispers > I look surprised "oh you want to?" > she nods and then quickly says "well only because you touched my ass, it's only fair right?" > I nod back and then take my hand off it and let her do whatever she wanted > she takes a step closer to me > hands dropping from her covering herself > idk if my c--- could be any harder > she reaches out and softly strokes my d--- > f------ almost came just then > she grabs it and slowly pulls on it > definitely not her first time > I reached my hand out and touched her hip > she looked up at me > "is it okay if I touch you while you touch me?" > she nods and my hand moves up to her boob > finally touching it > so soft > finger around her nipple > grab and squeeze softly > her hand slowly tugs at my c--- > "Lily I have to confess something" > she looks up at me > "I've came so many times to your pictures, but it's been so long.. can I j------- to you now?" > she looks down and then back up to me > "can you be fast?" > I nod faster than I've ever nodded before > "super fast" > she bites her lip and nods > "okay can you just like kneel on the end of my bed?" > she nods more and I sit at the head of my bed, she kneels at the end > I get comfy and grab my c--- > I stare at her while I j------- > she watches and her hands wander > one starts to touch herself and I lost it > I c-- all over myself and the bed > she gasps and watches > I'm out for the count > I watch her and she doesn't stop touching herself > she starts to really rub and even fingers herself > soon she orgasms too > we kind of just sit there, awkwardly > then I start to clean up > she gets off the bed and get's dressed > finally I'm composed enough > "that was amazing Lily" > she looks around, nervous, but nods > "that was fun..." she admits and blushes > "do you want to do that more??" I ask > she looks up at me and nods > "yes.." > "good, me too.." and I kiss her > at first she's obviously taken back > but then she leans back in and kisses me back > I smile and she leaves > over the next few days, whenever we could, we'd both get naked and c-- > did it as fast as we could > but we started to get closer and closer while doing it > finally we'd be making out and touching each other > making each other c-- instead of ourselves > we always did this super late at night > our rooms were close to each other and upstairs > parents were downstairs > finally one night they went out with some friends > left us alone > it was pretty inevitable that we were gonna f--- > 10 minutes after they left we were in her room > making out on the bed and hands touching each other > we got naked and I tried something > I got down between her legs > she attempted to stop me > but she let me once my fingers slid inside her > I leaned down and began to lick her > she moaned and came in a few minutes > then I sat up and looked at her > she was breathing hard and looked amazing > "do I get a turn or would you like me to f--- you?" > she smirked up at me and sat up > pushed me down onto my back > then she leaned down and took my head in her mouth > she licked and sucked on me until I came > I warned her and I came all over my stomach > she laughed and we kissed more > she leaned over and pulled a condom out of her bedside table > "can you go again?" she asked > I nodded and took the condom from her > I put it on and she laid down next to me > I sat up and knelt between her legs > "ready?" I asked and she nodded > spread her legs for me > I positioned myself and pushed inside her > she felt amazing > so tight and warm > slowly I got all the way inside > I started to f--- her and we both moaned > she put her hand on my chest > I reached down and played with her t--- and n------ > slowly teasing her while I slid in and out of her >>895500241 # >>895500086 # pic is her recently, best I could do quickly > we f----- for a bit, I was able to last longer since I came before > after I came again we chilled in bed together > things got progressively better after that > we didn't stop > we kept f------ whenever we could > all the way until I graduated and moved off to college > she would come up and visit > we'd f--- > but I started dating someone > she did too > we slowly phased out of our relationship > both have no regrets > talked at lengths about it during and after > fun time

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Anon takes a shit | /r/Greentext

Screenshot_20230810-131034.png 396 KB PNG >try to take a s--- >No s--- comes out >Giant ass hemorrhoids poke out of my anus >Practically s------- out my intestines yet no s--- coming out >Feels so good I sometimes touch it and rub at the giant protruding tube coming from my ass

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