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File: download.jpg (6 KB, 225x225) Anonymous 03/23/16(Wed)05:19:29 No.56759186 >be European >go to airport >get bombed >go to concert >get shot >draw Mohammed (peace be upon him) cartoon >get shot >catch bus >get bombed >go outside >get r---- >voice concern of the danger of letting in Muslim migrants >get arrested for intolerance

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: SAGE NITE 639 KB GIF 08/10/23(Thu)15:12:45 No.904071796 i'm a real 90's kid unlike most of you tiktok zoomer f--- i remember what it was like when >nokia 3510i was best phone >runescape 2 was released >mp3 players were a thing, i had a 1GB Creative one >mindless self indulgence, icp, etc.. >world of warcraft was new >there was no social media >myspace was released >MMO games had soul and alive in-game community >4chan was new and exciting >internet wasn't as mainstream as today >even chicks used IRC and hitting on chicks in IRC was a thing >generic internet user wasn't as dumb as today >memes were more original than today, humor was different, people weren't as salty >DC++ and limewire were the s---, going through random people's files was exciting >WAP mobile internet was a thing and I used it for fapping to something like 64x128 images when on the move >girls didn't w---- as openly as today, p---------- was more rare and thus more taboo, etc >no streaming (eg. twitch), people actually played games instead of watching some f----- play for them i most definitely forgot something, please continue the list if you want

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Anon meets up with an old Friend | /r/Greentext

File: business.jpg (108 KB, 1200x692) □ Anonymous 08/10/23(Thu)00:55:54 No.904065055 >Sitting at restaurant with long time friend >Me tapping foot impatiently >Ask him what time it is >He checks his watch >>904065140 >>904065943 >"3:57" he says >Big smirk comes across my face >He smiles too and looks over, "What's so funny?" >I whip out my magnum and blast his head across the entire table >Bullet goes through the seat behind him and kills two more people in another booth

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Anon plays it safe | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: FMtMLhsC 606 KB PNG 08/09/23(Wed)16:10:56 No.55790281 >All the promising kids from high school f----- up their life by FOMOing into a bad relationship and ending up having kids Why is the nogf FOMO so brutal on normies? It gets them every time

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Anon is black | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/24/18(Sun)02:00:19 No.46325454 >be black >cant pay rent >kids are starving >just got payed >go to mall >guccibelt.jpg >have to have it otect GUCCI 25 KB JPG >go home >flex on kids >life is good

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anons balls are 13 51 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 58 KB JPG 08/10/23(Thu)06:24:32 No.74330986 why are my c-- stains brown?? like my c-- is whitey sure but the c-- stains themselves become brown within minutes am i going insane : Anonymous >>74330986 (OP) # u have cancer, they turn brown bc of the blood 08/10/23(Thu)06:26:27 No.74331010 : Anonymous >>74330986 (OP) # testicular cancer : Anonymous >>74330986 (OP) # it means you were r---- in your past life. 08/10/23(Thu)06:28:06 No.74331026 08/10/23(Thu)06:48:21 No.74331227 08/10/23(Thu)06:49:30 No.74331230 : Anonymous >>74330986 (OP) # Why do you retards with medical issues not go to the f------ clinic?

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Anon has a moment of clarity | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous thats how it be 19 KB JPG >clarity.mp4 >stare at the girl in the video getting pounded >realize how enslaved humans are to biological 07/31/23(Mon)19:19:17 No.74229713 >be me >watching p--- >jerking off >stop drives and instinct >laugh >resume jerking off >explosive nut >get depressed : Anonymous 07/31/23(Mon)19:30:27 No.74229823 >>74229713 (OP) # Do nofap except try to torture yourself as much as inhumanly possible by sexually frustrating yourself. Follow that biological drive and instinct to procreate and your life and happiness will exponentially improve. Why wouldn't you want to be enslaved to a benevolent dictator? 135 KB JPG

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Life on easy mode | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Femboys prove that woomen live(...) 789 KB PNG 08/09/23(Wed)20:26:54 No.7432435 >Be femboy >Go on Omegle >People skip, skip and skip. >sigh. >put on thigh highs, booty shorts and crop top. >YOOOO FEMBOY?? DAMMN. SUP BABE >HELLO SAR HOW ARE YOU PLEASE SHOW BUSSY SAAR >WOW HEY WHAT'S UP MAN IM KINDA GAY TOO AHAHAHAHA NGL UR KINDA CUTE >000H CUTE OUTFIT WOW WANNA ADD ME ON DISCKORDU??? Literal proof that woomen/feminine things are treated better. Woomen live on easy mode by default.

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Anon's and his Friend's cocks learn to dance from his dad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Childhood memories thread CAMP TRENIALE 20 732 KB JPG 08/09/23(Wed)21:59:03 No.904060089 >be me >age 8 >walk in on dad in shower >facing away from the door swinging his hips back and forth >sees me go through the door >tells me he's doing the thunderclap >teaches me how to do it properly >ffw three years >day 1 at overnight summer camp >shower time >keep in mind there are 5 people in the showers at a time (5 shower heads) >"hey guys have you heard of thunder clapping?" >"no" >proceed to show cabinmates my flaccid penis swinging wildly around while i rock my hips >everyone starts laughing and doing it >counselor gets annoyed that we're taking too long and walks into shower area >sees 5 naked 10-11 y/os swinging their d---- around in the shower and laughing >jaw drops and he walks out without saying a word >man i miss summer camp

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Anon works at McDick’s | /r/Greentext

Anonymous My life is ass backwards 95 KB JPG 08/09/23(Wed)22:51:05 No.74330166 >be me, 25 >be single for over 3 years because fat and depressed >Decide to take action, lose over 100 pounds >Start lifting, looking more and more fit >Keep hopping between jobs, end up back at McDick's that I've worked at for years. Get hired in as manager again >Women there are shocked by my transformation >2 of them quickly confess their feelings and ask me out, find out that 2 more have a crush but won't say anything >mfw they're all unattractive single moms >One of them isn't even single >mfw I'm not about to raise some other loser's kids >Get asked at work every other day how I don't have a gf yet >Get told by several that I'm the only manager there that is actually good at my job >Still can't find a gf, spend everyday alone and friendless despite being seemingly popular amongst coworkers What the f--- is going on? How am I still alone despite being generally liked and attracting multiple women? Why can't I attract a girl who's at least a 6/10 with no kids? I'm losing my mind over this

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: Anonymous Femboys prove that woomen live(...) 789 KB PNG 08/09/23(Wed)14:26:54 No.74324356 >Be femboy >Go on Omegle >People skip, skip and skip. >sigh. >put on thigh highs, booty shorts and crop top. >YOOOO FEMBOY?? DAMMN. SUP BABE >HELLO SAR HOW ARE YOU PLEASE SHOW BUSSY SAAR >WOW HEY WHAT'S UP MAN IM KINDA GAY TOO AHAHAHAHA NGL UR KINDA CUTE >OOOH CUTE OUTFIT WOW WANNA ADD ME ON DISCKORDU??? Literal proof that woomen/feminine things are treated better. Woomen live on easy mode by default. 4 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Dilate for life | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous! 03/08/21(Mon)17:22:38 No.140835638 Did you guys know they have to dilate for life? I thought it was just for a couple years but no they have to do it every day for the rest of their miserable lives Imao >>140835673 # >>140835726 # : Anonymous 03/08/21(Mon)17:23:19 No.140835673 >>140835638 # >Did you guys know they have to dilate for life? Yes. >I thought it was just for a couple years It is. >>140835708 # >>140835737 # >>140835738 # >>140835800 # >>140835826 # >>140835846 # >>140835883 # >>140835904 # >>140835909 # >>140835911 #

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Anon finds a dead body | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 4 KB JPG 03/12/21(Fri) 12:30:41 No.8494026 >find dead Body at trainstation Later virgins

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