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: Anonymous 06/24/18(Sun)02:00:19 No.46325454 >be black >cant pay rent >kids are starving >just got payed >go to mall >guccibelt.jpg >have to have it otect GUCCI 25 KB JPG >go home >flex on kids >life is good

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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anons balls are 13 51 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 58 KB JPG 08/10/23(Thu)06:24:32 No.74330986 why are my c-- stains brown?? like my c-- is whitey sure but the c-- stains themselves become brown within minutes am i going insane : Anonymous >>74330986 (OP) # u have cancer, they turn brown bc of the blood 08/10/23(Thu)06:26:27 No.74331010 : Anonymous >>74330986 (OP) # testicular cancer : Anonymous >>74330986 (OP) # it means you were r---- in your past life. 08/10/23(Thu)06:28:06 No.74331026 08/10/23(Thu)06:48:21 No.74331227 08/10/23(Thu)06:49:30 No.74331230 : Anonymous >>74330986 (OP) # Why do you retards with medical issues not go to the f------ clinic?

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Anon has a moment of clarity | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous thats how it be 19 KB JPG >clarity.mp4 >stare at the girl in the video getting pounded >realize how enslaved humans are to biological 07/31/23(Mon)19:19:17 No.74229713 >be me >watching p--- >jerking off >stop drives and instinct >laugh >resume jerking off >explosive nut >get depressed : Anonymous 07/31/23(Mon)19:30:27 No.74229823 >>74229713 (OP) # Do nofap except try to torture yourself as much as inhumanly possible by sexually frustrating yourself. Follow that biological drive and instinct to procreate and your life and happiness will exponentially improve. Why wouldn't you want to be enslaved to a benevolent dictator? 135 KB JPG

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Life on easy mode | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Femboys prove that woomen live(...) 789 KB PNG 08/09/23(Wed)20:26:54 No.7432435 >Be femboy >Go on Omegle >People skip, skip and skip. >sigh. >put on thigh highs, booty shorts and crop top. >YOOOO FEMBOY?? DAMMN. SUP BABE >HELLO SAR HOW ARE YOU PLEASE SHOW BUSSY SAAR >WOW HEY WHAT'S UP MAN IM KINDA GAY TOO AHAHAHAHA NGL UR KINDA CUTE >000H CUTE OUTFIT WOW WANNA ADD ME ON DISCKORDU??? Literal proof that woomen/feminine things are treated better. Woomen live on easy mode by default.

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Anon's and his Friend's cocks learn to dance from his dad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Childhood memories thread CAMP TRENIALE 20 732 KB JPG 08/09/23(Wed)21:59:03 No.904060089 >be me >age 8 >walk in on dad in shower >facing away from the door swinging his hips back and forth >sees me go through the door >tells me he's doing the thunderclap >teaches me how to do it properly >ffw three years >day 1 at overnight summer camp >shower time >keep in mind there are 5 people in the showers at a time (5 shower heads) >"hey guys have you heard of thunder clapping?" >"no" >proceed to show cabinmates my flaccid penis swinging wildly around while i rock my hips >everyone starts laughing and doing it >counselor gets annoyed that we're taking too long and walks into shower area >sees 5 naked 10-11 y/os swinging their d---- around in the shower and laughing >jaw drops and he walks out without saying a word >man i miss summer camp

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Anon works at McDick’s | /r/Greentext

Anonymous My life is ass backwards 95 KB JPG 08/09/23(Wed)22:51:05 No.74330166 >be me, 25 >be single for over 3 years because fat and depressed >Decide to take action, lose over 100 pounds >Start lifting, looking more and more fit >Keep hopping between jobs, end up back at McDick's that I've worked at for years. Get hired in as manager again >Women there are shocked by my transformation >2 of them quickly confess their feelings and ask me out, find out that 2 more have a crush but won't say anything >mfw they're all unattractive single moms >One of them isn't even single >mfw I'm not about to raise some other loser's kids >Get asked at work every other day how I don't have a gf yet >Get told by several that I'm the only manager there that is actually good at my job >Still can't find a gf, spend everyday alone and friendless despite being seemingly popular amongst coworkers What the f--- is going on? How am I still alone despite being generally liked and attracting multiple women? Why can't I attract a girl who's at least a 6/10 with no kids? I'm losing my mind over this

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Anon finds a loophole for getting attention | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Femboys prove that woomen live(...) 789 KB PNG 08/09/23(Wed)14:26:54 No.74324356 >Be femboy >Go on Omegle >People skip, skip and skip. >sigh. >put on thigh highs, booty shorts and crop top. >YOOOO FEMBOY?? DAMMN. SUP BABE >HELLO SAR HOW ARE YOU PLEASE SHOW BUSSY SAAR >WOW HEY WHAT'S UP MAN IM KINDA GAY TOO AHAHAHAHA NGL UR KINDA CUTE >OOOH CUTE OUTFIT WOW WANNA ADD ME ON DISCKORDU??? Literal proof that woomen/feminine things are treated better. Woomen live on easy mode by default. 4 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Dilate for life | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous! 03/08/21(Mon)17:22:38 No.140835638 Did you guys know they have to dilate for life? I thought it was just for a couple years but no they have to do it every day for the rest of their miserable lives Imao >>140835673 # >>140835726 # : Anonymous 03/08/21(Mon)17:23:19 No.140835673 >>140835638 # >Did you guys know they have to dilate for life? Yes. >I thought it was just for a couple years It is. >>140835708 # >>140835737 # >>140835738 # >>140835800 # >>140835826 # >>140835846 # >>140835883 # >>140835904 # >>140835909 # >>140835911 #

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Anon finds a dead body | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 4 KB JPG 03/12/21(Fri) 12:30:41 No.8494026 >find dead Body at trainstation Later virgins

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Anon is a recruiter | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 166 KB JPG 08/09/23(Wed)21:27:43 No.74324943 >be recruiter for mid-sized company >have to review applicants' resumes whenever we have an opening >company has an opening for an entry level software developer position >this type of position always seems to bring in the absolute worst resumes for some reason >one guy's resume has the entire job history portion empty, except for listing his current job as "cryptocurrency trading expert (self employed)" >one guy who dropped out of high school, and who's sole job experience is 2 months of burger king in 2019, wrote "proficient internet user" in the skills & qualifications section >one guy's job history is filled with nothing but the discord servers he moderated. he listed each one individually as if they were separate jobs >some old guy with a decade of experience as a welder says he is a qualified software developer because he "knows a thing or two about computers" >one guy listed his 3700 hours in team fortress 2 as a certification >there was a resume that was only a single line of text that said "i am a good person" >one resume was just a printed out picture of patrick bateman

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Anon has a humiliation fetish | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11 KB JPG 08/09/23(Wed)15:44:10 No.904042941 >be me >finally discover my humiliation fetish >start making humiliating videos where I call myself gay and n----- >accidentally grow a large fan base of people who actually like me :/ >become depressed >find a bipolar succubus >let her ruin my life >I finally get the humiliation I always wanted >Now I need to take it further >wear a mullet and buy s----- tattoos >every video is me crying about how terrible I am >create an entire boxing promotion for the sole purpose of losing >get to cry like a little bitch in front of millions of people :) >still not enough to fully get me off >burn the charity money and tell everyone I'm a retard and I didn't make any money >almost about to climax >gf exposes my constant s------- problem live to millions of viewers >finally c-- God that s--- felt good, everyone tune in to Creator Clash 3!

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Anon poses a question | /r/Greentext

@okaysham him: [yells at me] my brain: :( my p----: :) 1647387283564.jpg 39 KB JPG Do women even go to heaven? I can't imagine they could

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Anon is a job recruiter | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 166 KB JPG 08/09/23 (Wed)15:27:43 No.74324943 >be recruiter for mid-sized company >have to review applicants' resumes whenever we have an opening >company has an opening for an entry level software developer position >this type of position always seems to bring in the absolute worst resumes for some reason >one guy's resume has the entire job history portion empty, except for listing his current job as "cryptocurrency trading expert (self employed)" >one guy who dropped out of high school, and who's sole job experience is 2 months of burger king in 2019, wrote "proficient internet user" in the skills & qualifications section >one guy's job history is filled with nothing but the discord servers he moderated. he listed each one individually as if they were separate jobs >some old guy with a decade of experience as a welder says he is a qualified software developer because he "knows a thing or two about computers" >one guy listed his 3700 hours in team fortress 2 as a certification >there was a resume that was only a single line of text that said "i am a good person" >one resume was just a printed out picture of patrick bateman

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