![Anon's being watched 0 Anonymous 07/28/23(Fri) 18:32:46 No.74195113 [Reply] >>74195446 >>74195809 >be me >make a thread on here talking about how the government is following me >gets like 2 replies then dies >ok whatever >decide to go onto r/greentext for the first time in 3 years >see my post on there with 7.5k upvotes and 100 comments >a third are calling me a meth addict >never touched speed before in my entire life, only weed, xanax, lean, hydros, whippits, dxm, dph, shrooms, percs, ket, coke, adderall, ritalin, vyvanse, seroquel, acid, and molly >most of those are just once or twice besides xanax or weed >did have a high dose shroom trip a few weeks ago that made me quit xanax >other third is calling me schizophrenic >im too young to have schizophrenia >last third is calling me a p-------- >dumbass redditors are too retarded to understand that there are other crimes besides p--------- or trafficking humans Why the f--- are redditors so retarded?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/631/154/9a6.png "Anon is mad at Reddit users | /r/Greentext")
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![The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/946/856/9f0.jpeg "Anon is hopeful | /r/Greentext")
![O Cant even have sex in my dreams Anonymous 07/27/23(Thu)16:25:56 No.74182713 [Reply] ▶ >>74184551 >At supermarket >Little kid squirts oil or something all down my back >Turn around to chase him off and exclaim >Brown skinned short haired qt behind me sympathizes with me >She says thats why she wears this and turns around >Pretty much exactly pic related, green and everything but its low cut in the back >Dont get how having an exposed back would have protected her but still >Remark how amazing she looks >She is appreciative and pulls down the shorts part to reveal black panties >Literally amazed at a woman doing this in front of me >Say, well I better go take a shower >All public restrooms have built in showers for some reason >She says something like a shower would be amazing right now >Ask her to join me >She agrees and we arrange to meet up in a couple mins at the restroom >Go to find my entire extended family who are all shopping at the mall >Tell them that some kid spilled all this s--- on me and Im going to take a shower in the public restroom >My mother decides to also go the womens restroom and walks with me >Brown qt walks out of the mens restroom looking for me and sees me with my mother >She gets the idea of whats going on and I motion for her to sit on the bench and wait it out as I assume she wont be long >Enter mens restroom and see/hear my mother sit on the bench outside and begin talking to brown qt >Shes literally waiting for me to finish showering >Feel myself give up at this point >Wake up I have literally never had an erotic dream come to any sort of conclusion in my entire life. I cant even get laid in my imagination bros](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/630/846/7cc.png "green blood runs deep | /r/Greentext")
