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Anon's being watched 0 Anonymous 07/28/23(Fri) 18:32:46 No.74195113 [Reply] >>74195446 >>74195809 >be me >make a thread on here talking about how the government is following me >gets like 2 replies then dies >ok whatever >decide to go onto r/greentext for the first time in 3 years >see my post on there with 7.5k upvotes and 100 comments >a third are calling me a meth addict >never touched speed before in my entire life, only weed, xanax, lean, hydros, whippits, dxm, dph, shrooms, percs, ket, coke, adderall, ritalin, vyvanse, seroquel, acid, and molly >most of those are just once or twice besides xanax or weed >did have a high dose shroom trip a few weeks ago that made me quit xanax >other third is calling me schizophrenic >im too young to have schizophrenia >last third is calling me a p-------- >dumbass redditors are too retarded to understand that there are other crimes besides p--------- or trafficking humans Why the f--- are redditors so retarded?

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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: Anonymous 07/28/23 (Fri) 15:32:04 No.74193604 1 Reply >Get older >Realize all my old e-friends are f------ losers and general pieces of s--- >Feel glad I didn't end up like them 8 KB PNG >Start using them as jokes in conversations with new friends View Thread 07/28/23(Fri)15:33:23 No.74193619 : Anonymous >>74193604 (OP) # >get older >my metabolism isnt working the same and i have to start making better decisions about what i eat >discover carrots are actually pretty tasty

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Anon works with zoomers | /r/Greentext

fax machine JPG 5000x3333 2.1 MB Quote I run a medical office, and one test we give to every applicant is to send a fax to another fax machine on the network. Boomers laugh "is that a joke?" Gen X says "Uh... why? *Grumble grumble*" and sends it. Report Millennials sit there and f--- around for 20 minutes and send faxes to everyone on their contacts list, the governor, their mothers, all of the patients and each doctor, and then and extra copy to ANOTHER fax machine on site "to show it worked". Thanks. But Zoomers? Put a zoomer in front of a fax machine and it's like the black f------ box from 2001 comes down and they touch all the sides, screeching, becoming more feral as they inspect it, looking for a touchscreen, asking if it connects "to an app", before saying "is this a prank", and trying to film the staff for "wasting their time". The Zoomer clutches its phone like Gollum from Lord of the Rings, and in a drunken stupor, stumbles out of the building into the harsh light of the world, knowing that it is run by evil old people using dark magic to send documents wirelessly. The Zoomer imagines these documents zooming over their heads. ZOOM. ZOOM. ZOOM. It's like a heartbeat they are now aware of. Screeching, they zoom zoom to their doom. A few hours later, their mother receives a fax notifying them of their failed interview. The zoomer is only allowed to tip 2 streamers this week now.

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Anon just likes the sound that it makes :( | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 187 KB JPG 07/29/23(Sat)02:20:34 No.74192703 >be me >Get my own car >Holding down break while parked >Push down on the gas >Cool sound think I'm in a racing game >Hear the engine alarm sound >I think it's cool >Hear a Bang >Get out of my car >My car is on fire >To scared to call the fire department >Car completely on fire >Fire department shows up anyway >They're mad at me for not calling them >Car is totaled >Insurance Company hung up on me There's something psychologically wrong with me

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People actually fell for it | /r/Greentext

Original Analysis 'Barbie' is expected to be a success, mainly on account of its stellar and creative marketing. 07BCF87F-9C76-48F0-90B7-2BE7DFAA7887.jpg 25 KB JPG >The Barbie movie is tracking to have a monumental debut. Thanks to the marketing campaign it employed. >It used grassroots campaigns by going wherever people were and forcing them to put their Barbie branding on memes. >From Tumblr, to Reddit, to Pinterest, to even the bottom of the barrel websites like 4chan. Barbie sent interns and agents across the internet with the express goal of getting Barbie into people's mouths. >we tried to reach out to the marketing company in charge of of the "shilling" campaign but they did not respond for comment. >Whatever the reason for this it's clear that the internet has become a tool for marketing like it never was before. >Pretending to be users of a website and convincing them to talk about their topic has become almost common in the digital media age. So much so that the question of "is any fandom genuinely organically excited about movies? Or are we led to believe the excitement is there by people paid to convince us of it. Who else do you think is confirmed to be shill threads? Anonymous 07/01/23(Sat)17:59:56 No.187006129 1689767959270880.jpg 395 KB JPG >Warner Brothers spent more on advertising - £117 million than on making the movie itself. You may still be apprehensive about how you are supposed to enjoy 114 minutes of Hollywood stars prancing about and pretending to be dolls - and if you are, this column is for you.

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Anon's bf does not pass | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous my family found out im a h--- 447 KB PNG 07/28/23(Fri) 13:42:03 No.29456358 >be me >have a boyfriend >he considers himself non-binary and will sometimes dress like a guy, sometimes dress like a girl >actually passes >or so i thought >been dating him for 4 months >every time i bring him in front of family he dresses like a woman and i refer to him as her >parade him around a big 40 person family reunion >literally a third of them are doctors or nurses >all intelligent >think nothing of it >a month later my mom is texting my boyfriend asking if he is a t----- >call her asking what the f--- >she said my family was discussing the possibility of his gnitalia behind my back >my mom tells me "id rather you be deppressed for the rest of your life than with a dude" >she is the kind of mom that would tell me f--- go to hell growing up >my stapdad used to get drunk and tell me he'd assault random f--- in the streets of Toronto >instead of admitting it i double down and say id know what she has down there >i get drunk and flip out on people discussing my gfs gender behind my back and telling my mom idk how to proceed, is it possible i could just say i didnt know? I spent a year looking for an actual girlfriend and the only women i matched with were accounts trying to get me to subscribe to their onlyfans. I wanted company and thought a guy who looked like a girl would be the next best thing that way i wouldnt really have to "hide" my relationship

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Anon is a urbexxer | /r/Greentext

: PAanon Greentext the creepiest s--- t(...) 07/28/23(Fri)05:58:12 No.903387052 236 KB PNG >be me, 19 >meet a guy off bumble >talk for a while agree to meet up >he's into urbex s--- and we both smoke weed so we decide to go to a cool spot we can blaze >"okay anon, i know a cool abandoned tunnel like a half hour from here" >he picks me up the next day >get to a parking area >hike like a mile >it's dark at this point >"its just up ahead" >start packing my bowl >as we get closer to the tunnel something is wrong >there's bright lights up ahead >"No big deal its probably other urbexers or skateboarders chillen" >get closer, hear the hum of industrial equipment >get to a clearing >See the tunnel >the entrance is blocked off with construction barriers. >there's a bulldozer, a bus and a bunch of black SUV's and a black firetruck looking thing >guys in biohazard suits and military soldiers milling around >"W-- BRO YOU SAID THIS PLACE WAS ABANDONED" >run the f--- back to the car >get pulled over by the cops leaving >he gets a ticket for weed and told to go on our way >never found out what it was all about >assume it was aliens still creeped out about it anytime i think about it to this day.

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Neco Arc trolls her least favorite people | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Trolling (amateur) 07/28/23(Fri)09:31:59 No.74184802 EXTREME HOMOPHOBE ✓ n image-32.png 522 KB PNG >be me like 2 months ago (I got a life during those 2 months, no sleep time so I'm back) >female (inb4 "no you're not") >normal voice for my sex, kind of high >4 AM my time >nothing to do >idea >go to 4chan >go to /lgbt/ >full of sad people whining and attempting to find joy >at least 10 'I don't pass' threads where they uplift one another on their practiced voices >record clip >post >feel kind of bad LARPing as a trans woman when I have an advantage of having XX chromosomes >meh >"omg ur voice fits so well!!" "I love the pitch how did u do it??" "How long have you been practicing/on HRT?" >...haha. I kind of feel like s--- but meh half of that board are larps or chasers anyways. Pic NOT related, I just had it in my camera roll

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Anon is retard | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous alright /b/, this happened a f(...) 88 KB JPG 07/28/23 (Fri) 20:46:32 No.903384446 >be me >17 >5'12", emo, degen >like to play vidya, no other interests or goals >huge annoying family of 5, my mom won't stop telling me to "study for your future" get a "skill set" >hates family so much >week before Christmas day >mom enters room rudely and interrupts my vidya session >takes off headset and yells that I'm gaming and she should knock next time, asks her what she wants >"well I came in to ask what you want for Christmas sweetie?" >tell her that I want the new Nvidia GeForce RTX 3080 that came out a month ago >"that's too expensive, is there anything else?" >tell her that I DON'T want anything else, and to leave me alone and let me play vidya >fast forward to Christmas day >wake up >omgfinally.jpeg >runs downstairs to the tree as fast as I can >sees family sitting around tree >hands me big box present >yesyesyes.png >unwraps vigorously >ohmyfuckingGODbruh.exe >mom and dad really got me a f------ PS4 >yell at mom asking why the f--- she bought me a PS4 >"why don't you like it? it's what all the kids play nowadays..." >say "what the hell mom I wanted the goddamn RTX 3080 not this crap" >dad steps in and says in the most infuriatingly smug way possible: >"well if you don't want it, I guess we'll just give it to your brothers" >lil bros start grinning obnoxiously >get so visibly angry that I can't hold it back any longer >grabs the PS4 and f------ slams it on the floor and start stomping it like the p------------ it is >"BROOO NUUU AAAAAAE!" my 11 year old bro screamed, started crying loud asf >crying, yelling, and parents just staring in shock >go back up to my room and start choking my c--- vigorously, c-- and play some more vidya Honestly, I think I'm in the right here. I can't believe my parents didn't even respect me enough to honor my Xmas wishes. But I'm still uncertain, I want you guyses input. >FYI: At the moment, working full time cook at McD's.

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Anon meets karens | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1 MB PNG 07/28/23(Fri)20:35:06 No.903384032 >be me >walking dog at park >two 16-ish year old girls walk up >they look like pic related >stand in front of me, blocking sidewalk >"can we pet your dog" >"no, she bites" >they pause, then "can we pet your hair?" >answer "no?" >them: "can we pet your beard? can we touch your shirt?" >stare at them, confused >them: "can we touch-- can we pet-- can we feel--" rapid fire, half a dozen different things >interrupt them "can you f--- off?" >push my way past them >continue walking my dog >they cross the street back to their boyfriends or whatever >hear "OMG, he told us to f--- off..." fading into the distance Was there a better way to handle this? I hate having to deal with other people's kids, especially when they're f------ annoying, but cursing them out is probably not the best idea, especially in a park that is occasionally full of Karens. What would you do, /b/?

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Anon had a crush on a psycho | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/28/23(Fri)18:05:44 No.903387421 78 KB JPG School crush story? >back in middle school >had a crush in a cute girl >decided to give her some candy as a gift >told her she cool after I gave it to her >she leaves without saying anything >the next day some classmates come up to me and ask why I hurt the girl >w--? >apparently she told them that I hit her and stole some money from her >they bully me every day for picking on a her even though I did nothing >at the last of school she just suddenly tell them that she was actually lying and that I did nothing to her >she just leave without saying anything else I went to an boys only high school after that and now I'm gay f--- women dude

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Anon's not Alabamapilled | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/27/23(Thu)05:47:58 No.74169373 png-transparent-foreign-man-embrace-friendly-office-worker.png 51 KB PNG >be me, 7 years ago >15 >masturbating on my room, as always >mom starts to open door, without knocking >panic to put my d--- back in my pants >not enough time, mom enters "anon did you take the thing from the- >looks directly at my c--- >looks at me >leaves briefly >put my meat away >she enters again, closes door behind her "look son its okay, every teen does that type of stuff >looking at her baffled >she looks at my pants "its really ok... if you ever need any hel-" >"what the f--- mom" >she stops speaking, blinks and leaves we never spoke about that again, still comes into my mind sometimes when im about to sleep

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green blood runs deep | /r/Greentext

O Cant even have sex in my dreams Anonymous 07/27/23(Thu)16:25:56 No.74182713 [Reply] ▶ >>74184551 >At supermarket >Little kid squirts oil or something all down my back >Turn around to chase him off and exclaim >Brown skinned short haired qt behind me sympathizes with me >She says thats why she wears this and turns around >Pretty much exactly pic related, green and everything but its low cut in the back >Dont get how having an exposed back would have protected her but still >Remark how amazing she looks >She is appreciative and pulls down the shorts part to reveal black panties >Literally amazed at a woman doing this in front of me >Say, well I better go take a shower >All public restrooms have built in showers for some reason >She says something like a shower would be amazing right now >Ask her to join me >She agrees and we arrange to meet up in a couple mins at the restroom >Go to find my entire extended family who are all shopping at the mall >Tell them that some kid spilled all this s--- on me and Im going to take a shower in the public restroom >My mother decides to also go the womens restroom and walks with me >Brown qt walks out of the mens restroom looking for me and sees me with my mother >She gets the idea of whats going on and I motion for her to sit on the bench and wait it out as I assume she wont be long >Enter mens restroom and see/hear my mother sit on the bench outside and begin talking to brown qt >Shes literally waiting for me to finish showering >Feel myself give up at this point >Wake up I have literally never had an erotic dream come to any sort of conclusion in my entire life. I cant even get laid in my imagination bros

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Anon's being watched 0 Anonymous 07/28/23(Fri) 18:32:46 No.74195113 [Reply] >>74195446 >>74195809 >be me >make a thread on here talking about how the government is following me >gets like 2 replies then dies >ok whatever >decide to go onto r/greentext for the first time in 3 years >see my post on there with 7.5k upvotes and 100 comments >a third are calling me a meth addict >never touched speed before in my entire life, only weed, xanax, lean, hydros, whippits, dxm, dph, shrooms, percs, ket, coke, adderall, ritalin, vyvanse, seroquel, acid, and molly >most of those are just once or twice besides xanax or weed >did have a high dose shroom trip a few weeks ago that made me quit xanax >other third is calling me schizophrenic >im too young to have schizophrenia >last third is calling me a p-------- >dumbass redditors are too retarded to understand that there are other crimes besides p--------- or trafficking humans Why the f--- are redditors so retarded?

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