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Anon Is Getting Older | /r/Greentext
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![O Cant even have sex in my dreams Anonymous 07/27/23(Thu)16:25:56 No.74182713 [Reply] ▶ >>74184551 >At supermarket >Little kid squirts oil or something all down my back >Turn around to chase him off and exclaim >Brown skinned short haired qt behind me sympathizes with me >She says thats why she wears this and turns around >Pretty much exactly pic related, green and everything but its low cut in the back >Dont get how having an exposed back would have protected her but still >Remark how amazing she looks >She is appreciative and pulls down the shorts part to reveal black panties >Literally amazed at a woman doing this in front of me >Say, well I better go take a shower >All public restrooms have built in showers for some reason >She says something like a shower would be amazing right now >Ask her to join me >She agrees and we arrange to meet up in a couple mins at the restroom >Go to find my entire extended family who are all shopping at the mall >Tell them that some kid spilled all this s--- on me and Im going to take a shower in the public restroom >My mother decides to also go the womens restroom and walks with me >Brown qt walks out of the mens restroom looking for me and sees me with my mother >She gets the idea of whats going on and I motion for her to sit on the bench and wait it out as I assume she wont be long >Enter mens restroom and see/hear my mother sit on the bench outside and begin talking to brown qt >Shes literally waiting for me to finish showering >Feel myself give up at this point >Wake up I have literally never had an erotic dream come to any sort of conclusion in my entire life. I cant even get laid in my imagination bros](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/630/846/7cc.png "green blood runs deep | /r/Greentext")
