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O Cant even have sex in my dreams Anonymous 07/27/23(Thu)16:25:56 No.74182713 [Reply] ▶ >>74184551 >At supermarket >Little kid squirts oil or something all down my back >Turn around to chase him off and exclaim >Brown skinned short haired qt behind me sympathizes with me >She says thats why she wears this and turns around >Pretty much exactly pic related, green and everything but its low cut in the back >Dont get how having an exposed back would have protected her but still >Remark how amazing she looks >She is appreciative and pulls down the shorts part to reveal black panties >Literally amazed at a woman doing this in front of me >Say, well I better go take a shower >All public restrooms have built in showers for some reason >She says something like a shower would be amazing right now >Ask her to join me >She agrees and we arrange to meet up in a couple mins at the restroom >Go to find my entire extended family who are all shopping at the mall >Tell them that some kid spilled all this s--- on me and Im going to take a shower in the public restroom >My mother decides to also go the womens restroom and walks with me >Brown qt walks out of the mens restroom looking for me and sees me with my mother >She gets the idea of whats going on and I motion for her to sit on the bench and wait it out as I assume she wont be long >Enter mens restroom and see/hear my mother sit on the bench outside and begin talking to brown qt >Shes literally waiting for me to finish showering >Feel myself give up at this point >Wake up I have literally never had an erotic dream come to any sort of conclusion in my entire life. I cant even get laid in my imagination bros

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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