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: Anonymous 09/29/17 (Fri)12:56:20 No.40073827 >>40073392 (OP) # >walking girl down path to her house holding hands >she lets go of my hand >anon, i think we need to go further than this 293 KB PNG >well yeah how else are we gonna get to your house? >>40073865 # >>40073896 #

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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Anonymous 1.01 MB PNG 7/14/23(Fri)05:56:06 No.10298738 >gf praises me for being smart >I flunked out of art school while she has a master's degree >gf tells me I am so tall >I am 5'7", she is 5'6" >gf tells me I am a natural leader >I am shy and quiet >gf wishes she was athletic like me >I am a shut nerd What is she doing? I don't understand what she wants. 7/14/23(Fri)05:56:06 No.10298738 Anonymous >>68827301 (OP) # >my gf is being nice to me >what is her endgame?

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File: 1474885625692.jpg (39 KB, 509x619) times where you have almost made it Anonymous 03/09/17(Thu)11:23:00 No.40643882 [Reply] >>40644281 >>40644891 >>40643911 >>40643931 >>40643932 >>40643942 >>40643946 >>40644094 >>40644105 >>40644114 >>40644126 >>40644145 I am considering to renovate my apartment just to distract me from being myself /fit/ >visiting female friend I have known for many years >do friend stuff, nothing fancy >plan was that I stay the night if it gets too late >oh boy I have prepared myself so long for this >clean shaven, got my best cologne out and even bought a nice new tracksuit to hang around at her place (we are long past gone the point where we pretend to not be hobo-tier while being at home) >at night >we go to sleep and browse s--- on our phones >could clearly see her miring when I got out of the shower before bed >I have lifted so long for this very moment >decide to be bold it's now or never >"hey wanna have sex?" >ALPHA AS F--- this is my new me >she puts phone down and smirks "uhm haha what? I mean yea sure why not" >stare at her for 5 seconds >bros you can't imagine how long 5 seconds can be >autism spike >look at her and say "yea well I didn't expect that answer" >silence >she looks at me for a few seconds clearly expecting me to make a move >she eventually rolls over with her back to me and gets back on her phone >don't talk or even mention it next morning Hold me, /fit/. Please hold me and tell me everything is going to be alright

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Anon likes to mess around | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 0 128 KB PNG mouths 06/19/22(Sun)16:36:37 No.18003938 >working as waiter >only ever ask "is everything alright" when they have a mouthful of food >all they can do is nod their head awkwardly while covering their >>18004712 # >>18005408 # >>18005746 # >>18006385 # Anonymous06/19/22(Sun)19:58:55 No.18004712 >>18003938 # you are a menace to society 18003952

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Anon doesn’t like UK | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: MNUC8ZRw) 260 KB PNG 09/29/21 (Wed)02:27:49 No.341311539 94 KB PNG What the f--- is wrong with people? There is a literal island made of garbage out there in the sea. Anonymous (ID: MNUC8ZRw) 09/29/21 (Wed)02:28:10 No.341311591 oops wrong pic

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Anon explains attractiveness to a girl | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1 2 3 >be me >texting with girl I met on bumble >go on date and really hit it off >texting next day and I mention that I'm surprised she gave me a chance >she asks why she wouldn't >I have negative canthal tilt and rate around a 4.6 attractiveness while she has good facial structure and probably ranks a 5.8 >explain this to her >she asks "what the f--- is canthal tilt" >also seems upset for some reason >assure her that I'm not being self deprecating I just know that I'm not that attractive >send her pic rel and explain how canthal tilt, sexual dimorphism, and cranial size all determine male attractiveness 4 5 6 7 8 07/27/23(Thu)23:48:34 No.74186071 345 KB JPG >she asks why I'm so obsessed with hot men >"It's just a hobby I guess haha" >she ghosts me soon after I'm pretty sure I convinced her that she could do better. I know I'm rusty but I didn't think I was THAT rusty.

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Female character choices | /r/Greentext

☐damn i hate when games let me pick gender Anonymous 07/27/23(Thu)13:46:52 No.32139902 ► >>32139945 >last year i was straight 17 y/o boy >got a new game for switch >lets me pick gender at start >female looks pretty cute, i choose her >i play the game happily >one guy in the game is really sweet >f--- h <he is super attractive: polite, tragic backstory, completely unhinged >finish the game >last cutscene he confesses his love for me >i keep giggling >"i am straight, i am a man" i keep telling myself >been binging otome games ever since i was f------ ruined by a small choice in one game. can i sue someone?

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Anon is a christian | /r/Greentext

its insane how beautiful life can be M ■ Anonymous (ID: XUkCxynQ) 06/08/23(Thu)18:16:44 No.429921863 >>429924427 >>429924555 BD4BB1FB-8687-4820-A15C-B(...).jpg (86 KB, 790x960) google yandex iqdb wait The main benefit is that I took control of my own life instead of waiting on god to make everything better or give me a "sign". Once you learn that the Calvary isn't coming, you start to actually live, and appreciate the true blessings in life, and your loved ones. Because now I know that my time with them is limited, and once they're gone, they're gone. Life is more beautiful now than it ever was when I was a theist. If there is a god, then hopefully they forgive me, and maybe they're even proud of me for making the most of their creations.

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A gun made by the French | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/17/22(Mon) 20:01:00 No.706227 148a.jpg 17 KB JPG >be french >made one gun that shoots 3 bullets at once >mag capacity is not divisible by 3

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Anon wonders what to do in the 9/11 plane. | /r/Greentext

File: 1690479171066.jpg (85 KB, 1024x677) Anonymous (ID: aUjMn/Rg) 07/27/23(Thu)18:33:40 No.435962037 [Reply]► >>435962180 >>435962250 >>435962253 >POV: You're inside 9/11 plane what you do Anonymous (ID: (IBDfn0/8) 07/27/23(Thu)18:34:41 No.435962130 Ever read Berserk? >> Anonymous (ID: an4SQeA2) 07/27/23(Thu)18:35:17 No.435962180 ► >>435962037 (OP) Turn 360° and walk away □ Anonymous (ID: uuBtsqko) 07/27/23 (Thu)18:35:58 No.435962250 >>435962037 (OP) Get life warranty □ Anonymous (ID: YwV3KTcz) 07/27/23 (Thu)18:36:02 No.435962253 ► >>435962037 (OP) I make a call in my cell phone to air on CNN and then put all the terrorist passports in an invincible fireproof box

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Who the fuck will you main?! | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ljiranaide,%20Nagatoro-san%20-%2003%20-%20Large%2009.jpg 187 KB JPG S4 Don't bully me, Nagatoro fighting game from Arc Sys will come soon! 1vs1 with assists launch roster >Senpai >Nagatoro >Gamo-chan >Yoshi >Sakura 12/19/22(Mon)17:56:38 No.411477876- >Art Club President >Guy A >Guy B >Misaki Nagatoro >>411478083 # Who the f--- will you main?!

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Anon Thanks to a "APPLE LADY" | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 7/14/23(Fri)05:56:06 No.10298738 >be me, walking past local market >pass stand with many different apples >desire to eat apple intensifies >select good-looking apple, approach apple lady to pay >"Just the one? You can just have it." >nice early fall day >walk streets eating free apple >it's super juicy and crunchy to the max, 9.5/10 >Thanks, apple lady

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: Anonymous 135 KB JPG Never again 07/27/23(Thu)15:50:41 No.74180932 >be me >do lsd >all my walls now are faces breathing and morphing >end up drawing faces all around my room

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