Anon could not understand his nice girlfriend | /r/Greentext
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![File: 1474885625692.jpg (39 KB, 509x619) times where you have almost made it Anonymous 03/09/17(Thu)11:23:00 No.40643882 [Reply] >>40644281 >>40644891 >>40643911 >>40643931 >>40643932 >>40643942 >>40643946 >>40644094 >>40644105 >>40644114 >>40644126 >>40644145 I am considering to renovate my apartment just to distract me from being myself /fit/ >visiting female friend I have known for many years >do friend stuff, nothing fancy >plan was that I stay the night if it gets too late >oh boy I have prepared myself so long for this >clean shaven, got my best cologne out and even bought a nice new tracksuit to hang around at her place (we are long past gone the point where we pretend to not be hobo-tier while being at home) >at night >we go to sleep and browse s--- on our phones >could clearly see her miring when I got out of the shower before bed >I have lifted so long for this very moment >decide to be bold it's now or never >"hey wanna have sex?" >ALPHA AS F--- this is my new me >she puts phone down and smirks "uhm haha what? I mean yea sure why not" >stare at her for 5 seconds >bros you can't imagine how long 5 seconds can be >autism spike >look at her and say "yea well I didn't expect that answer" >silence >she looks at me for a few seconds clearly expecting me to make a move >she eventually rolls over with her back to me and gets back on her phone >don't talk or even mention it next morning Hold me, /fit/. Please hold me and tell me everything is going to be alright](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/630/687/cba.jpg "Anon is Alpha as f--- | /r/Greentext")
![File: 1690479171066.jpg (85 KB, 1024x677) Anonymous (ID: aUjMn/Rg) 07/27/23(Thu)18:33:40 No.435962037 [Reply]► >>435962180 >>435962250 >>435962253 >POV: You're inside 9/11 plane what you do Anonymous (ID: (IBDfn0/8) 07/27/23(Thu)18:34:41 No.435962130 Ever read Berserk? >> Anonymous (ID: an4SQeA2) 07/27/23(Thu)18:35:17 No.435962180 ► >>435962037 (OP) Turn 360° and walk away □ Anonymous (ID: uuBtsqko) 07/27/23 (Thu)18:35:58 No.435962250 >>435962037 (OP) Get life warranty □ Anonymous (ID: YwV3KTcz) 07/27/23 (Thu)18:36:02 No.435962253 ► >>435962037 (OP) I make a call in my cell phone to air on CNN and then put all the terrorist passports in an invincible fireproof box](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/630/617/e00.png "Anon wonders what to do in the 9/11 plane. | /r/Greentext")
