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File: 4535.png (652 KB, 1269x781) Barbie's Allan Is One Of My New Favourite Portray Nontraditional Masculinity If Michael Cera has no fans then I am dead. BY TESSA KAUR PUBLISHED 48 MINUTES AGO THEGAMER Barbie's Allan Is One Of My New Favourite Portrayals Of Nontraditional Masculinity Anonymous 07/26/23(Wed)11:52:15 No.188041445 ► >>188041523 >>188041579 >>188041606 >>188041657 >>188041673 >>188041674 >>188041695 >>188041966 >>188042181 >>188042231 >>188042330 >>188042355 >>188042447 >>188042747 >>188042793 >>188042901 >>188042929 >>188043051 >>188043203 >>188043212 >>188043473 >>188043519 >>188043583 >>188043648 >>188043680 >>188043801 >>188043816 >>188043832 >>188043924 >>188044418 >>188044499 >>188044518 >>188044760 >>188044770 >>188045551 >In a world increasingly dominated by men indoctrinated into the idea of having to be alphas to succeed, these portrayals are all the more important. >If that description of the world sounds familiar, that's because it's basically the plot of Barbie. Beach Ken discovers patriarchy and decides to institute it in Barbieland, ousting the women in power in an attempt to find some kind of an identity in having authority. Allan, played by Michael Cera, hates this. Allan is awkward and knows he doesn't have a place in Barbieland. When the women were in charge, he was free to mind his own business, but the machismo of the new society getting built before his eyes unsettles him. He finds himself serving beers and giving foot rubs with the other Barbies, as he's not masculine or buff or authoritative enough to fit in with the other Kens. HORSES >I find the number of non-binary people hailing Allan as a non-binary icon hilarious, but not in a 'ha ha that's silly' way, more of a 'ha ha I get it' way. Allan is the outsider, fitting in nowhere, and there's only one of him. He breaks the fourth wall and responds to the narrator, in a movie where nobody else does. He wants to escape the world built for him n order to find a place for himself where he belongs, and that's highly relatable for a lot of queer people. >He seeks community, actively escaping a situation that feels hostile to him - at the very least, he just wants some peace and quiet and to not be oppressed by Kens. He allies with women because he sees the flaws in patriarchy, and you cannot tell me Allan isn't queer-coded, I will not hear it. He dances with the Barbies! Thoughts? Is he a sigma male? https://www.thegamer.com/barbie-movie-allan-nontraditional-masculinity-non-binary/ ☐ Anonymous 07/26/23(Wed)11:53:54 No.188041498 | Allan is the enemy Anonymous 07/26/23(Wed)11:54:45 No.188041523 ► >>188041627 >>188041718 >>188041727 >>188042710 >>188043702 >>188044418 >>188044762 >>188045773 File: 2.png (63 KB, 229x220) >>188041445 (OP). >>I find the number of non-binary people hailing Allan as a non-binary icon hilarious >if you're not an alpha you're nonbinary

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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File: 315ChNWa7LL._AC_UF894,100(...).jpg (31 KB, 894x540) Anonymous 07/26/23 (Wed)16:32:40 No.903273100 [Reply] >>903274380 >>903274786 >>903275387 >be me >fat 26 yo NEET living with parents >they get sick of me not having a job so they do random things to piss me off >they open the door to my room one day without knocking >"anon, you can't lock this door or have it closed anymore" >ask them why >"the things that you do in here can be done outside of your room, so just come outside to the living room" >doyouhaveautism.jpg >don't even bother listening to them and keep my door closed >they open it without knocking again and scream at me this time >got sick of this and planned revenge >eat the foulest food imaginable and diarrhea all over their bed while they're both at work >lock myself in my room with 12 bottles of water and a bucket in case i need to use the bathroom or get thirsty >they come back and and scream the loudest they've ever screamed, telling me to come and clean it up >give them no reaction and ignore them >it becomes night time and they both clean the bed then go to sleep >iwon.rar >furiously beat my meat afterwards >p--- at full volume >be sure to grunt and make a few extra noises myself >no arguments about keeping my door closed since

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Anon is 5'6 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/31/22(Sun)15:26:29 No.67796547 15 KB JPG >>67796514 # >5'6 Imagine being a tiny little bit of a man. You wake up in the morning. and throw back the napkin blanket from your matchbox bed. You almost roll off and fall to your death. Feel around for the ladder with your rice sized toe. There it is. You climb down. Now you see an ant. The giant brute lumbering toward you. The smell of tiny man meat intoxicating the insect. You run, or more like you hop, towards the safety of a small crack in the wall not even the ant can fit in. Take a moment to rejoice and let your eyes adjust to the darkness. You're so small you can see every individual ray of light. Hungry from your morning adventure you decide to eat. Luckily a feast of atoms and other subatomic particles lay before you. You eat barely a third of a neutron and you're stuffed. That's when you notice you've accidentally begun to fall through the very fabric of existence. You grasp out but everything is too big to hold onto. You fall into the abyss. It'd suck being a midge. >>67796580 # >>67797907 # >>67801380 # >>67802530 #

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Anon saw Barbie | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/26/23(Wed)18:07:20 No.188053693 mn png-clipart-crying-frog-illustration-pepe-the-frog-internet-meme- humour-frog-leaf-animals-thumbnail.png 9 KB PNG >be me >just saw barbie movie >wearing a pink suit >group of zoomers approach >"Did you see Barbie?it good? good?" >"it was kino" >"What?" >repeat myself >"What does that mean?" >mumble that it was good >"Huh?" >runaway through mall crying >hide in bathroom : Anonymous >miss my showing of oppenheimer Why is it so hard bros? 07/26/23(Wed)18:09:45 No.188053761

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Anon needs to lock his stash up | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Help please California EDIBLES. 4 CA 1000mg THC A MIXED FRUIT SATIVA California FIRE 07/27/23(Thu)05:14:12 No.29447107 California FIRE MIXED FRUIT E35F2298-4DD4-4535-BC95-EC771A543567.jpg 353 KB JPG >>29447232 # >be me, 24m >little sister 11f has been rebelling a lot >turns out she snuck into my room and raided my snack drawer TM >snack drawer included 15 100mg edibles >not in an edible package so can't blame her other than being retarded >she ate them all >/f---/ >go up to her room, she's knocked out cold >go on 4ch to make a post. : Anonymous >>29447107 (OP) # Call poison control What in the actual f--- do I do? She's going to be high for f------ days. She's supposed to go to a party (birthday) tonight but obviously that isn't happening. She needs to be sobered up by tomorrow. W-- do I do? In case I lose the thread here is my session 05a12e9a0b57db8009b7150ba278cac351c d75c8efd4950b59f8ebef7374c4b800 : Anonymous Hahahahaha oh f--- 07/27/23(Thu)05:17:54 No.29447126 07/27/23(Thu)05:19:23 No.29447134

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Anon wonders how be racist toward aliens | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >>35405318 # >call them martians even though they don't come from mars >call them little green man despite them being gray sounds good and offensive 07/26/23(Wed)15:41:18 No.35405403

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Anon pulls a prank....... | /r/Greentext

23 KB JPG >tell f----- brother he just got pranked >"how?" >tell him to look in his room >he spends 10 minutes looking for the prank >there was no prank >mfw that was the prank

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anon eats at McDonald's | /r/Greentext

Screenshot_20230725-233728.png 368 KB PNG >be me >22 >Go to McDonald's at like 10pm >Order a 20 piece nugget >Open the box >11 nuggets in both boxes totaling to 22 >Look the employee dead in the eyes with a slight grin >After his shift suck the skin off his d--- >Go home >Sit down on computer and watch funny cat vids How was your week anons?

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anon something ghostly is going to happen. | /r/Greentext

146 KB PNG >be me >have sleep paralysis every now and then, pretty rare >wake up, can't move, paralyzed below neck >scared for some reason >see some black, humanoid shape silhoutte in room corner >nothing outstandingly bad, but don't want to deal with it anymore >start jerking off aggresively every time before bed, staring into that corner to assert dominance and show that I don't fear >one night wake up >can't move, heart racing >skinless woman looking thing with dozens of eyes on her face sitting on me, straddling. Has hands with claws like Freddy Kruger knife fingers but on both hands >nearly s--- myself >it whispers >"sleep naked you coward, I'll f--- you so hard you'll never be able to get off to any other human again" >"I'll be waiting, worm" >shut my eyes, praying to Lord to deliver me from this evil >surrounded my bed with salt the next day, no longer try to assert any sort of dominance >get sleep paralysis now more often, same s--- with silhoutte in dark room corner >week ago silhoutte moved to foot of the bed, looks like it stands behind salt line but I'm still getting nervous how f----- am I it's all in my head, just my f----- up imagination, right?

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Anon questions reality itself | /r/Greentext

Anonymous W-- IS REALITY? 98 KB JPG 07/26/23 (Wed)19:44:26 No.74167057 >live on a rock floating in the middle of some endless black space >no matter if we go up or down or to the left or the right its just never ending darkness with some fireballs and other rocks >something called "time" exists and no one knows what it is and why it seems to affect reality and everything in it >"future" and "past" exist and no one knows what it is either and if they even exist >no real proof existence even exists >somehow no one questions it >somehow no one goes insane by it >somehow everyone I tell this thinks I have some sort of psychosis How tf do we exist and how can I stop feeling so weird all the time? My head hurts and my heart races every time I think about it and it drives me insane that there is no answer for this. WHERE TF ARE WE AND HOW IS EVERYTHING EVEN POSSIBLE?

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Anon Has Muscles | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/26/23(Wed)12:45:21 No.71733376 20C69F63-4B9B-4584-A439-4FC9E0877BCF.jpg 977 KB JPG >walk into asian salon for a cut >old lady at the counter >"oh wayoww big musso" feels good to lift

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Nooo you're too smart sir, you need to be stupid and waste your mone | /r/Greentext

782 KB PNG >go to casino >play blackjack >look at cards >see numbers >make good guesses about whether you should hit or stand because of the numbers that everyone can see on the table >"Sir will you please come with me, you're counting cards and you need to leave" How the F--- is this allowed? How the f--- can knowing how to do math in your head not be allowed?

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Anon shares his thoughts | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Flevore Yunun UINLADD SAGA 66 KB JPG 07/26/23(Wed)07:42:49 No.188027311 >no shoehorned diversity at all >Respect for the culture and history they're trying to adapt to the page/screen >White people are portrayed either neutrally or positively >Christians are portrayed as good people, kind and gentle with hope and more importantly, just people like you and me >Everyone is just trying to survive in a harsh history no matter their creed >Women are strong but feminine and don't defy history by embracing their roles as mothers, wives and daughters >Above all, all the characters have interesting motivations and are three dimensional rather than a dot point on a California writer's room whiteboard about diversity Tell me, why should I care about the writer's strike again when I have Japan?

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