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782 KB PNG >go to casino >play blackjack >look at cards >see numbers >make good guesses about whether you should hit or stand because of the numbers that everyone can see on the table >"Sir will you please come with me, you're counting cards and you need to leave" How the F--- is this allowed? How the f--- can knowing how to do math in your head not be allowed?

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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: Anonymous Flevore Yunun UINLADD SAGA 66 KB JPG 07/26/23(Wed)07:42:49 No.188027311 >no shoehorned diversity at all >Respect for the culture and history they're trying to adapt to the page/screen >White people are portrayed either neutrally or positively >Christians are portrayed as good people, kind and gentle with hope and more importantly, just people like you and me >Everyone is just trying to survive in a harsh history no matter their creed >Women are strong but feminine and don't defy history by embracing their roles as mothers, wives and daughters >Above all, all the characters have interesting motivations and are three dimensional rather than a dot point on a California writer's room whiteboard about diversity Tell me, why should I care about the writer's strike again when I have Japan?

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Anon has an encounter with a femboy | /r/Greentext

- File: Killme.png (274 KB, 385x242) sadness drooping upper eyelids sing focus in eyes sight pulling down of p corners Visceral regret after f------ a femboy Anonymous 07/25/23(Tue) 10:13:13 No.74152235 [Reply]► >>74156496 >>74156581 >>74156714 >Early twenties guy >Zero luck with women despite having had multiple short term relationships and sexual encounters >Match with a femboy on a straight dating app >Gut feeling tells me that what I'm doing is disgusting and unnatural if not a crime against nature altogether as I halfheartedly go along with his perverted sexting So lonely and desperate that I end up going to his place a few days later >He's a femboy, but markedly less feminine than he seemed >Korean ESL with godawful unattractive accent and terrible "dirty talk" >Already began dissociating the moment I entered, felt like it was too late to back out due to how in shock I was >At the same time felt bad for him, he seemed genuinely as lonely as I was >End up forcing myself to make out with him after he prompts me to, he blows me and gives me a h------ as I rim him >Vividly uncomfortable to the point that I feel like my mind is shutting down to protect itself from the horrific act I'm reluctantly partaking in >Jesus Christ what the f--- am I doing >This goes on for what feels like hours >Manage to c-- from physical stimulation alone, cognitive dissonance prevents me from feeling any sort of arousal or pleasure >He swallows it all the same and seems oblivious to how awful it is for me >We "cuddle" and awkwardly chat while I'm contemplating suicide internally >We start f------ again somehow, make it f------ stop >Finish again on his face >Force myself to fall asleep while the little f------ freak holds me >Wake up 6 hours later >Fresh horror sinks in as I realize over again what happened >Groggily eek out that I have to leave >Do so while feeling both spiritually and mentally dead inside while simultaneously feeling like I've just escaped some kind of demented afterlife reserved only for the most detestable human beings imaginable >This was 4 days ago >I'm feeling worse each day about what happened I've never felt so f------ violated in my entire life.

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Anon had a cruel MoM and loving gay father | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)10:16:16 No.68095277 >Be 6 at the time >Spent most of my childhood being abused and neglected by evil mom >One day she got drunk and high and 63 KB JPG locked me in a wardrobe >I was hungry and the loud party music upset me >I cried all night while she f----- random teens and smoked weed >Her a------ boyfriend burned me with a cigar when I wouldn't stop crying >Mom got angry at my crying again so she threw me out in the streets >I was literally a toddler wandering the streets of West Belfast at night >Can't exactly remember what happened but the Police found me >A year later I was adopted by my two gay dads >Best parents ever >Never harmed me in any way >treated me like a king >Provided me the best quality of life >Always supported me >They never treated me differently for being heterosexual

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Anon actually is an autist | /r/Greentext

Anonymous AUTISTIC AUTISM ENPRISTAVER CHILD AREA 06/24/19(Mon)22:40:27 No.8030973 >Be me >born around 2lbs >survive that >pull out my oxygen tube and turn purple >nurse puts it back in 308 KB PNG >almost spawn killed myself >gets autism instead

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Americans be playing Jenga with houses | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: +rek0r8/) 07/24/23 (Mon)00:00:55 No.55642263 352 >>55648394 # american_woodhouse.jpg 325 KB JPG >Be America >Buy a house >That will be $700k + tip excluding health insurance >Sir would you like dual drive way and a heated pool in the backyard for only a subscription of $3999 every 10 months or a one time payment of $10k? >Wind comes setting in >House gone

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Alcoholic at 19?!?!? | /r/Greentext

How Spongebob saved my me 07/15/23(Sat) 20:06:33 No.902662471 >Be childhood me, bullied at school, divorced parents, only good thing in life was Spongebob >Be 19 years old me, suicidal, depressive, alcoholic, decided to end my life at night >Took a nap before, in that nap, i dreamt about the Spongebob crew convincing me to don't end it all, at the end of the dream, Spongebob hugged me and told me that life is worth it 178 KB JPG >Woke up crying, still cried during hours >Be 20 years old me (actual), powerlifter, went to rehab, and now security guard I still cry when i remember this, thanks Stephen Hillenburg, i hope that God has given you the best spot in heaven

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Average /pol/ discourse on Ukraine | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 5WojRkXk) 3 07/26/23(Wed)16:17:50 No.435801010 A30B 790cefc7-d773-4e44-9ae5-c49ca25929da-copy.jpg 158 KB JPG F >100% White >Founded by Nazis >Protects its own gene pool as per its Constitution >Multiple unique Ideologies >/pol/ still hates them : Anonymous (ID: SsY8104B) 46 KB JPG your own utopia fever dream of a country cannot satisfy you, what will? 07/26/23(Wed)16:19:41 No.435801106 >>435801010 (OP) # > Slavs > White

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Anon is a virgin | /r/Greentext

Apm Enter character name Breton Face Olled Brown ATED RETOURS Anonymous 02/12/2013 04:49:54 AM 6gx6JwqQ rate me 1-10. girls say im creepy also im a virgin bcuz of that xD Anonymous x3GpQmik You look like what happens when you click randomize in the Oblivion character creation screen 02/12/2013 05:52:01 AM Anonymous >>457985081 >my sides 02/12/2013 05:52:39 AM Anonymous 1AQ2Wjlh 457978523A WCSENI71 457985081 457985145 457985329 >>457978523 >>457985081 It... It's you! THE HERO OF KVATCH! This is truly an honour! 02/12/2013 05:54:26 AM

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wouldn’t anon need some sort of proof? Otherwise he’d just look like a cringe attention whore | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 36 KB JPG should I? 06/03/22(Fri)09:22:32 No.68895675 >be me >15 years old at the time >having my first time with a 19 year old girl (I made her believe that I was 17) >learns a month later that she has a boyfriend >4 years later I go on her insta and I learn that she is now married to her boyfriend >mfw I'm a time bomb and I can create a divorce at any time : Anonymous it would be funny 06/03/22(Fri)09:27:50 No.68895728

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idab 03/01/18(Thu)21:37:22 No.64930430 » »>6493D472 >bring t61 into library to work on programming homework >code starts compiling >t61 hits maximum load 100% >fans hit 8000 RPM >everybody turns towards me and librarian tells me to quiet down >code is only 30% done compiling due to my outdated processor >people begin to give me looks of disgust, librarians are asking me to leave >fans hit 9000 rpm >thermal paste begins leaking out of device >Its so loud it sounds like a helicopter has crashed into the building >only 40% done compiling, how is this possible? I have the classic keyboard!!!! >Police just arrived, and everybody is pointing to me bye

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: Anonymous 81 KB PNG 07/25/23(Tue) 20:44:28 No.32108810 Why do all black trans women want to f--- masc white men? I'm a masc white top and I like black trans girls. But they're always trying to get into my butt. What's the deal? 07/25/23(Tue)20:45:32 No.32108818 : Anonymous >>32108810 (OP) # They just love s---.

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Anon wants to quit living | /r/Greentext

150 KB JPG 07/03/23(Mon)22:47:20 No.73889425 >can't escape wagie job since I left school at 18 >no valuable education on the job market >too dumb to go back to education >friends moved out, so basically no friends >no sex in over a year >no car >no guns >gained fat significantly since last year Why shouldn't I kill myself? Are there any real reasons other than "mom would be sad"? There's no reason to live for a failure like me.

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