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Apm Enter character name Breton Face Olled Brown ATED RETOURS Anonymous 02/12/2013 04:49:54 AM 6gx6JwqQ rate me 1-10. girls say im creepy also im a virgin bcuz of that xD Anonymous x3GpQmik You look like what happens when you click randomize in the Oblivion character creation screen 02/12/2013 05:52:01 AM Anonymous >>457985081 >my sides 02/12/2013 05:52:39 AM Anonymous 1AQ2Wjlh 457978523A WCSENI71 457985081 457985145 457985329 >>457978523 >>457985081 It... It's you! THE HERO OF KVATCH! This is truly an honour! 02/12/2013 05:54:26 AM

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 36 KB JPG should I? 06/03/22(Fri)09:22:32 No.68895675 >be me >15 years old at the time >having my first time with a 19 year old girl (I made her believe that I was 17) >learns a month later that she has a boyfriend >4 years later I go on her insta and I learn that she is now married to her boyfriend >mfw I'm a time bomb and I can create a divorce at any time : Anonymous it would be funny 06/03/22(Fri)09:27:50 No.68895728

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idab 03/01/18(Thu)21:37:22 No.64930430 » »>6493D472 >bring t61 into library to work on programming homework >code starts compiling >t61 hits maximum load 100% >fans hit 8000 RPM >everybody turns towards me and librarian tells me to quiet down >code is only 30% done compiling due to my outdated processor >people begin to give me looks of disgust, librarians are asking me to leave >fans hit 9000 rpm >thermal paste begins leaking out of device >Its so loud it sounds like a helicopter has crashed into the building >only 40% done compiling, how is this possible? I have the classic keyboard!!!! >Police just arrived, and everybody is pointing to me bye

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: Anonymous 81 KB PNG 07/25/23(Tue) 20:44:28 No.32108810 Why do all black trans women want to f--- masc white men? I'm a masc white top and I like black trans girls. But they're always trying to get into my butt. What's the deal? 07/25/23(Tue)20:45:32 No.32108818 : Anonymous >>32108810 (OP) # They just love s---.

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150 KB JPG 07/03/23(Mon)22:47:20 No.73889425 >can't escape wagie job since I left school at 18 >no valuable education on the job market >too dumb to go back to education >friends moved out, so basically no friends >no sex in over a year >no car >no guns >gained fat significantly since last year Why shouldn't I kill myself? Are there any real reasons other than "mom would be sad"? There's no reason to live for a failure like me.

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: Anonymous 07/26/23(Wed)09:16:30 No.74159893 243 KB JPG >drug addicts >the homeless >the morbidity obesity >criminals and rapists >sociopaths/psychopaths >just overall completely s--- people All manage to have relationships. Multiple. It's kinda an amazing feat that we were able to become the untouchables. How is this not an achievement?

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File: neckbeards.jpg (5 KB, 150x200) I'm not trying to humblebrag anons. Anonymous 07/25/23(Tue)17:33:50 No.74158717 >be me >take a shower last night >get a nice haircut this morning >empty my pee jugs out when I get home >it's a sunny day and I can see in the bright light that there's c-- dried to the floor in front of my gaming chair >clean it up with some paper towels >gather my dirty clothes for mom to wash Feel like I accomplished a lot today. Who else here has reached the peak of human potential?

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: Anonymous What is wrong with me 552 KB PNG 07/25/23(Tue)16:36:48 No.74152428 > be me > at work > regularly j------- at work > have a female colleague (smells really really good) > working late > she leaves and I see a tube of hand balm on her desk > grab it > use it as lube while jerking off > the hand balm smells exactly like her > j------- while sitting on her chair and thinking of her > coom.wav > coom loads > place the tube of hand balm on her desk exactly as she left it > see (and smell) her everyday now and get rock hard so now I can't work normally while she's in smelling distance What have I done View Thread

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: Anonymous feels good man 80 KB JPG 07/25/23(Tue)15:24:40 No.29438864 >be me >wake up >take a s--- >get out of bed >go to bathroom >turbowank >greet roommates >they're p----- that I'm "naked and dripping c-- and s--- everywhere" >want to kick me out >tell them I pay my share of the rent, so I can do what I want >turbowank round 2 in the kitchen while they get up and leave >the post-nut clarity hits and I put on my finest pair of clothes >roommates still complain that I "smell like s--- and haven't showered in weeks" >ignored >go outside >visit local store >man working there always greets me with respect and is happy to see me buy my daily supply of Dino nuggets and lube (for my pocket p---- I carry around every time duty calls) >feels good man How do I take care of my roommates? They're always p----- at me for b------- reasons and it seems no matter what I do they find ways to complain and still want to kick me out. What do anons?

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: Anonymous 549 KB JPG 07/26/23 (Wed)04:54:46 No.903246899 >be me >horny >think I might be gay >download grindr >I'm chubby and white >immediately get attention from black guy >start chatting >we hit it off and talk for a while >1~2 weeks later he wants to meet up >go out for drinks on Friday night >have fun with him but when it comes time to pay he asked if I can get it >says he will pay next time >I get flattered thinking he wants to meet up more >invite him back to my place >drink more >he sits on the couch and pulls out his c--- >it's really big >I start stroking it >asks if I want to get f----- >I say not yet >start to give him head >he keeps grabbing the back of my head and pulling me down too far making me gag >tells me he is about to c-- >try to pull back but he grabs the back of my head and forces me down while he c--- in my mouth >tells me to swallow and I do >it's so thick and has the consistency of a slice of American cheese >he reaches down and strokes my c--- and I c-- almost instantly >he says he has to go and leaves, says he will message me later >next morning I am blocked on his snap >his Grindr account is gone >can't contact him at all >I spent 250 dollars What should I do anons?

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Anonymous The 1950's was objectively the(...) 17 07/26/23(Wed)02:49:00 No.903241945 71 KB JPG >Degenerate weirdos were kept in the closet >Father was the bread winner >Could support a family on a single income >Degenerate weirdos were kept in the closet >Women knew their place >Other races knew their place >No need for police in schools >Degenerate weirdos were kept in the closet >No cable television >No internet >No social media >Degenerate weirdos were kept in the closet >People still worshiped God >People still attended church >Country was not flooded with millions of third world poor looking for a handout >Degenerates weirdos were kept in the closet I could sit here all day listing objective facts on why 1950's America was the best America.

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Anonymous Lottie Cult Propagandist @shaunasforestbb Enough is enough I can't sit back and watch y'all turn a man into the star of the Barbie movie bit.ly/44VrOWC 07/25/23(Tue)11:38:53 No.18800134- Film Updates @FilmUpdates - 20h Variety predicts Ryan Gosling will be nominated for Best Supporting Actor at the 2024 Oscars for #Barbie Anonymous >>188001344 (OP) # >females love ken >females side with ken >feminist hates it 1690230793581.jpg 68 KB JPG >makes a satire movie about patriarchy >patriarchy proves the satire is accurate a few days later >>188005401 # Follow >>188001546 # >>188002680 # >>188008851 # 40004.1066 # 07/25/23(Tue)11:40:07 No.188001379 Anonymous >>188001344 (OP) # Can't they understand that Ken is the underdog? 07/25/23(Tue)11:40:19 No.188001382 Anonymous >>188001344 (OP) # >Haha look at the funny himbo! >W-- STOP ENJOYING HIM 07/25/23(Tue)11:40:53 No.188001398

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Anonymous 292 KB PNG >be me >high temperature >remember i have fan >search fan >found fan 07/26/23 (Wed)03:28:55 No.903243539 >fan blade is hanging for its life >also have tape >peel tape >accidentally pell adhesive layer off >????????? >put tape on fan blade >finally fix fan blade >fan blows air backwards what

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