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Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)10:16:16 No.68095277 >Be 6 at the time >Spent most of my childhood being abused and neglected by evil mom >One day she got drunk and high and 63 KB JPG locked me in a wardrobe >I was hungry and the loud party music upset me >I cried all night while she f----- random teens and smoked weed >Her a------ boyfriend burned me with a cigar when I wouldn't stop crying >Mom got angry at my crying again so she threw me out in the streets >I was literally a toddler wandering the streets of West Belfast at night >Can't exactly remember what happened but the Police found me >A year later I was adopted by my two gay dads >Best parents ever >Never harmed me in any way >treated me like a king >Provided me the best quality of life >Always supported me >They never treated me differently for being heterosexual

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous (ID: +rek0r8/) 07/24/23 (Mon)00:00:55 No.55642263 352 >>55648394 # american_woodhouse.jpg 325 KB JPG >Be America >Buy a house >That will be $700k + tip excluding health insurance >Sir would you like dual drive way and a heated pool in the backyard for only a subscription of $3999 every 10 months or a one time payment of $10k? >Wind comes setting in >House gone

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How Spongebob saved my me 07/15/23(Sat) 20:06:33 No.902662471 >Be childhood me, bullied at school, divorced parents, only good thing in life was Spongebob >Be 19 years old me, suicidal, depressive, alcoholic, decided to end my life at night >Took a nap before, in that nap, i dreamt about the Spongebob crew convincing me to don't end it all, at the end of the dream, Spongebob hugged me and told me that life is worth it 178 KB JPG >Woke up crying, still cried during hours >Be 20 years old me (actual), powerlifter, went to rehab, and now security guard I still cry when i remember this, thanks Stephen Hillenburg, i hope that God has given you the best spot in heaven

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: Anonymous (ID: 5WojRkXk) 3 07/26/23(Wed)16:17:50 No.435801010 A30B 790cefc7-d773-4e44-9ae5-c49ca25929da-copy.jpg 158 KB JPG F >100% White >Founded by Nazis >Protects its own gene pool as per its Constitution >Multiple unique Ideologies >/pol/ still hates them : Anonymous (ID: SsY8104B) 46 KB JPG your own utopia fever dream of a country cannot satisfy you, what will? 07/26/23(Wed)16:19:41 No.435801106 >>435801010 (OP) # > Slavs > White

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Apm Enter character name Breton Face Olled Brown ATED RETOURS Anonymous 02/12/2013 04:49:54 AM 6gx6JwqQ rate me 1-10. girls say im creepy also im a virgin bcuz of that xD Anonymous x3GpQmik You look like what happens when you click randomize in the Oblivion character creation screen 02/12/2013 05:52:01 AM Anonymous >>457985081 >my sides 02/12/2013 05:52:39 AM Anonymous 1AQ2Wjlh 457978523A WCSENI71 457985081 457985145 457985329 >>457978523 >>457985081 It... It's you! THE HERO OF KVATCH! This is truly an honour! 02/12/2013 05:54:26 AM

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: Anonymous 36 KB JPG should I? 06/03/22(Fri)09:22:32 No.68895675 >be me >15 years old at the time >having my first time with a 19 year old girl (I made her believe that I was 17) >learns a month later that she has a boyfriend >4 years later I go on her insta and I learn that she is now married to her boyfriend >mfw I'm a time bomb and I can create a divorce at any time : Anonymous it would be funny 06/03/22(Fri)09:27:50 No.68895728

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: Anonymous 81 KB PNG 07/25/23(Tue) 20:44:28 No.32108810 Why do all black trans women want to f--- masc white men? I'm a masc white top and I like black trans girls. But they're always trying to get into my butt. What's the deal? 07/25/23(Tue)20:45:32 No.32108818 : Anonymous >>32108810 (OP) # They just love s---.

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