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Anonymous AAAAAAAAAAAA NOI KILLED A BUNCH OF PEOPLE HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN WOE IS ME I AM BECOME CHUCK THE SNEEDER OF FEED 11 KB JPG 07/24/23(Mon)03:45:33 No.74137863 >Be 19 yo NEET >Don't have a license, been trying to get it since 16 yo >Mom d---- around on Instagram after work, can't get behind the wheel practice as a result >Want to watch Oppenheimer opening weekend but the only available time is at night >Movie ends at 1:45 am >"Okay anon, I'll pick you up!" >10 minute drive to the movie theater >Movie plays and ends, easily atleast a 9/10 >Everyone is filing out of the theater >Call the foid >"Anon, I'm on my way." >Wait 10 minutes while the normies file out >Wait another 10 minutes and call again >"I forgot my purse, anon! Just stand outside, you'll be fine!" >A 10 minute drives into a *35* minute drive >35 minutes of everyone glancing at me, rating me inferior because I still need to be driven around >Why can't he drive at his big age? >She arrives after the parking lot is completely empty >Doesn't apologize for humiliating her son in front of strangers >Everytime I think about the movie now I think about how much my f----- mom failed me and failed to prepare me to be an adult >The movie I've been looking forward to for over a month has been lowkey ruined for me >Don't want to go out again We need to subjugate foids ENTIRELY. Dumbasses can't even be trusted to be chauffeurs. Disallow them to get drivers licenses. Disallow them to be in the car except with male supervision. They shouldn't be trusted.

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: 2VTJQGyr) JimmyTheGiantMoron ▼ Settings Mobile Home 12/31/24(Tue)19:20:38 No.492912081 Latest from JimmyTheGiant M I'm lovin' it NHS EXTRA CA GREAT AGAIN The Americanisation of Britain JimmyTheGiant 33K views 3 hours ago Screenshot_20241231_190201_YouTube.jpg 625 KB JPG 33:00 >Be Brittard >All your cities get taken over by jeets and pakis >They open barber shops and kebab shops as a means for money laundering and sex trafficking >Browns flood your shores in the near millions per year >Mohammed becomes the most popular boys name >Proceed to make a 32 minute long video seething about "American influence" Is this retard completely blind?

...A PAST THAT STARTED BEFORE THE FALL... ...IN A WORLD WHERE COMMODITY AND GREED RULED... ABOTY Stop the WASTE ...AND ALL WAS POWERED BY THE BLACK FUEL. WHERE INDUSTRY CHATTERED AND CHURNED TO PRODUCE BAUBLES TO ENTERTAIN THE MASSES... ...SPILLING ITS WASTES INTO THE WATERS AND THE SKY, POISONING THE WORLD AS THOUGH THERE WAS NO LIMIT. FINALLY, THE PEOPLE AWOKE FROM THEIR COMPLACENCY, SA REALIZED THEIR PERIL... THE E ...BUT THEIR CALLS FOR ACTION WERE MET WITH FORCE, DIRECTED BY THOSE WHO HELD ONTO POWER. BUT IT WAS ALL TOO LATE. THE WORLD WENT BEYOND THE TIPPING POINT. THE STREETS WERE FILLED WITH FIRE AND BLOOD. ANARCHY REIGNED BUT THE RESOURCES WERE LIMITED. THE BLACK FUEL RAN LOW. THE LAND TURNED SOUR. EVEN PRECIOUS WATER BECAME SCARCE. GANGS AND MILITIAS TOOK CONTROL, WHILE THE CITIZENS HID UNDER THEIR BEOS. WARS WERE FOUGHT TO CONTROL THE LITTLE THAT REMAINED. Stop depoliticizing political entertainment Anonymous (ID: VS7ICBIG >Case in point: Mad Max >Extrapolation of the 1970s oil shocks 10 years into the future 12/31/24(Tue)11:37:17 No.492883091 ► >The biggest oil fields in the Middle East are set ablaze, oil prices skyrocket; further oil wars ensue. >The Earth gets polluted; even drinking water and food become scarce. >Further resource wars ensue >World leaders nuke themselves out of envy >Society and modern industrial civilization f------ collapse as a result. >Post apocalyptic wasteland is filled with scavengers >The world is on the exact path. Capitalism exploits people, spark instabilitys to get its way, kills the planet and itself. >Critique of capitalist greed, resource depletion, environmental destruction, and imperialism. >Ppl get angry when direct political messages are put in >Case in point: Fallout >Corporations tinkering with nuclear weapons and bunkers. >Vault-Tec experimenting with humans in a cruel way >Corporations destroying peace negotiations and starting a nuclear war to sell more bunkers >A literal allegory and critique to how corporations, capitalism and the fossil fuel industry is driving us into collapse and apocalypse and a critique of nuclear proliferation. >Ppl get angry when you point it out. >Case in point: Over the Hedge >Group of animals wakes up surrounded by car centric suburban sprawl. >RJ offers them to steal food and other stuff from people to pay off a debt he owes to a bear, on the premise of luxury. >Plan backfires and everyone except RJ get in the hands of the Verminator called by a HOA Karen. >Critique of suburban sprawl, environmental destruction, consumerism and mass motorization. >People get angry because "it's just a kids movie" >Case in point: the Simpsons >A satire of the American society and capitalism; left wing >Lots of episodes, especially the older ones, are very left wing. >People get angry when you point it out because "hehe, funny".

File: file.png (15 KB, 408x334)| lyxe @cryptolyxe the Dubai work ethic is crazy they do construction work 24/7 no breaks western culture starts at 9am, finishes at 5pm. here they just KEEP working. this is the level we have to get to. Anonymous (ID: QUEuacÃo )| 12/30/24(Mon)13:59:31 No.492834533 ►>>492834698 >>492835442 >>492835483 >>492835582 >>492835592 >>492835597 >>492835748 >>492835882 >>492835988 >>492836066 >>492836290 >>492836324 >>492836326 >>492836462 >>492836510 >>492836546 >>492836984 >>492837209 >>492837215 Workers in Dubai work 24/7 and have no breaks. They do not eat nor sleep until te job is done. Tell me why a lazy american should be hired over these people? Anonymous (ID: Nb3u/Kce 12/30/24(Mon)14:00:22 No.492834602 >>492834810 >>492835240 >>492835710 >>492836477 The rich are begging to be killed.

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: Anonymous 173 KB JPG 07/24/23(Mon )09:18:50 No.903152949 >charliz theron, hollywood lesbian >adopts innocent boys >makes them live like girls >an unnatural lifestyle that is emotional child abuse and will scar the children's ability to naturally adjust into their surroundings >abuse is appreciated by SOCIETY I have two points: There's been nothing more detrimental to our society in recent years than woke white women Ten years ago, when globohomo marched our streets with naked gays, they said they will never mess with children. Slippery slope "fallacy" they said, and many of you anons joined them. How are we feeling about that now /b/?

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File: 1682437494410722.png (89 KB, 660x574) Second hand vaping? Anonymous 07/24/23 (Mon)10:37:12 No.74138150 >>74138187 >>74138342 >Be me >Wait for the bus >Decide to suck on a vape >Go slightly away from a bus stop because I'm not an a------ >Start sucking my totally not g----- vape >Cute girl walks by >Stops right next to me >Doesn't vape nor smoke >Simply stands there and breathes in my exhaled clouds >Visibly enjoying herself >My bus arrives and I put away sucker and get on it >She seems disappointed Alright lads, I've heard about indirect kiss, but what was THAT? Indirect french kiss or something? Am I still kissless or not? I'm confused a bit.

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: Anonymous (ID: Y24PI1LF + Autistic son Ⓡ. DOLL REPRESENTS HOW MANY VACCINES A CHILD RECEIVES...... BY AGE 2 >be me based >marry a non fat w---- who listens to what I have to say >agree vaccines are poison and not to have baby circumcised or vaccinated and to feed him only breast milk. Formula is poison if you didn't know. ANY QUESTIONS? 151 KB JPG 07/22/23(Sat)12:22:58 No.435372007 >wife gives birth watch quack doctors like a hawk asked to circumcise 5 f------ times says no every time. >son makes it out >one in a half years later her parents find out she told him >the parents call child services >they come to my house every day trying to get me to talk to them and "incriminate" myself >eventually they come with police who hold me at home point and kidnap my son >child services vaxx max my son and cut his d---. >k--- judge gives my wife's parents custody >They "let me" see my son after half a year. He is obviously delayed he stared at wall for hours he isn't speaking or trying to and stopped walking. >I mention it to them and they think it's alright if he has autism because it is a "superpower" > 3 years later my son is 6 and was diagnosed with sever autism which means he probably won't ever be able to even walk he won't ever talk he won't be able to do anything. His life was over before it began and now he is doing the autistic screech >wife's parents want to give him back to me and my wife because they can't take it anymore. >wife is just as outraged as I am but want son back I am trying to convince her it is a lost cause and we should just leave the country. I think I have her convinced and we are thinking Philippines >wife's parents are insistent we take him back because we are the parents and have a responsibility to him. >call them and tell them they destroyed their grandson and now they are going to have to take care of the corpse forever >wife's parents dump him in a orphanage >I tell everyone I know how they "abandoned" their autistic grandson and they are now hated throughout town and wife's father was "layed off" conveniently. : Anonymous (ID: _Y24PI1LF 07/22/23(Sat)12:24:55 No.435372186 >they get the autistic sperg form the orphanage to save face >now they are stuck with a screeching retard who will be reliant on them forever What the f--- were these boomer cucks thinking? : Anonymous (ID: g0dkh8je) 07/22/23(Sat)12:26:21 No.435372330 >>435372007 (OP) # >horrid english >made up story >memeflag >obvious demoralization thread how is summer in tel aviv rabbi

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: Anonymous o Reinstate Child Labour WIS Reinstate Child Labour 500,000 07/24/23 (Mon)16:13:31 No.645098637 Open School : Anonymous >>645098637 (OP) # >reinstate child labour >can open 2 schools later Open School -200,000 1671343371087837.jpg 126 KB JPG >Game has difficult moral choices. 07/24/23(Mon)16:24:41 No.645099196

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: Anonymous 17 KB PNG 05/29/22(Sun)22:26:40 No.68830688 >Girlfriend stop hanging out with me early because she wants to go home to take a poop >Confront her about it one day, telling her it's OK to use my bathroom to poop >She says she's too embarrassed about the possibility of stinking up my apartment. >Tell her just flush the minute poops hits the bowl, and there will be pretty much no smell. That the only reason bathrooms stink up is because people leave their poop in the bowl while they sit there or get up to wipe. >This is a huge revelation to her. She tries it out, and is amazed. Apparently I am the poop savior now. Women are silly.

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: Anonymous sister won't talk to me after (...) 07/23/23(Sun)16:14:33 No.74135911 >be mid-twenties incel >have an older sister who is my only regular female contact, talk on the phone regularly >when I was 9 she caught my mother's friend trying to m----- me and told our parents who called the police >was put into therapy following this >become more trusting of sister >fast forward to the present >incel, all attempts at courting fail spectacularly 77 KB JPG >know that my virginity holds me back >begin to wish I was r---- so that at least I wouldn't be a virgin and girls might actually like me >resent my sister for denying me the privilege, especially as she's had her own successful relationships >calling her as usual >she asks how I'm doing >fine >she asks what I'm up to >continue giving short answers >she asks what's wrong >confess to my lack of romantic and sexual success >lament my virginity >say I wish I was r---- as a kid >she goes quiet >she says we'll talk later >hangs up >haven't gotten even a text in two weeks, no response to my own check-ins Well lads I think I drove her away. I feel bad but at the same time I don't want to have to apologize with a lie. What should I do?

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: Anonymous 07/24/23 (Mon)07:44:25 No.74136195 >Be me >wake up at 8. >Start playing a ARPG and watching gura play new vegas. >My disgusting normie foid sister's bf knocks on my door asking me if I want to do some stupid s---. >Tell him no I'm busy. >he decides to try a stupid ass idea my stupid c--- sister came up with and knocks out the internet. 39 KB JPG >Knocks on my door again. >"Hey anon the net is out we are outside having a bonfire" >Tell him to f--- off and switch over to the neighbors wifi I hacked the password too. >They try other various annoying tactics to make me come out. >I finally tell him to either f--- off or I'm calling the cops about something and they will come and break up their dope smoking session. >Finally f---- off I f------ hate this turbocuck with a passion. I've already put them on notice unless they have a single girl with gigantic t--- I'm not interested in doing anything with them or their normie gatherings.

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40 KB JPG >be me 5 years ago >buying a bed at store >store owner asks whats wrong with the old one >told her I was jumping on the bed >she gets flustered and changes the subject >just now realised "jumping on the bed" is a euphemism for sex >she thought i was having sex >was actually just jumping on the bed

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: Anonymous Can't get women 185 KB JPG 07/24/23 (Mon)08:53:48 No.903127628 >6'4" >white >buff, tan and well kept >make 6 figs >approaching in broad daylight and being want to introduce myself >try to start a conversation and they are completely uninterested nice >every approach starts with "you are really beautiful" or something similar and that I >zero responses, even from ugly women, women think it's creepy or annoying What does it take? Legit I need help. I've tried grocery stores, gyms, public malls. >>903127825 # I'm always polite and I've worked sales my whole life so I understand interpersonal dynamics. I'm actually super normal. What the f--- do I do? I WFH and do not want to die alone. >>903127983 # : Anonymous >>903127628 (OP) # Please tell me this is a larp 07/24/23(Mon) 08:54:21 No.903127658 : Anonymous >>903127628 (OP) # >>every approach starts with "you are really beautiful" that's where you lose them, retard 07/24/23 (Mon)08:58:20 No.903127821

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: Anonymous 52 KB JPG Anonymous 156 KB JPG 07/21/23 (Fri)22:34:10 No.71124207 You will never have a friend circle. You will never have a girlfriend. You will never have sex. 07/21/23 (Fri)22:34:10 No.71124229 >>71124207 (OP) # So be it, life is still beautiful.

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Anonymous AAAAAAAAAAAA NOI KILLED A BUNCH OF PEOPLE HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN WOE IS ME I AM BECOME CHUCK THE SNEEDER OF FEED 11 KB JPG 07/24/23(Mon)03:45:33 No.74137863 >Be 19 yo NEET >Don't have a license, been trying to get it since 16 yo >Mom d---- around on Instagram after work, can't get behind the wheel practice as a result >Want to watch Oppenheimer opening weekend but the only available time is at night >Movie ends at 1:45 am >"Okay anon, I'll pick you up!" >10 minute drive to the movie theater >Movie plays and ends, easily atleast a 9/10 >Everyone is filing out of the theater >Call the foid >"Anon, I'm on my way." >Wait 10 minutes while the normies file out >Wait another 10 minutes and call again >"I forgot my purse, anon! Just stand outside, you'll be fine!" >A 10 minute drives into a *35* minute drive >35 minutes of everyone glancing at me, rating me inferior because I still need to be driven around >Why can't he drive at his big age? >She arrives after the parking lot is completely empty >Doesn't apologize for humiliating her son in front of strangers >Everytime I think about the movie now I think about how much my f----- mom failed me and failed to prepare me to be an adult >The movie I've been looking forward to for over a month has been lowkey ruined for me >Don't want to go out again We need to subjugate foids ENTIRELY. Dumbasses can't even be trusted to be chauffeurs. Disallow them to get drivers licenses. Disallow them to be in the car except with male supervision. They shouldn't be trusted.

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