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CIA 04/21/15 (Tue) 01:37:12 No.43748 >>43750 >>43752 >>43764 >>43788 >>44218 >>46243 >>47481 File (hide): 1429598232252.jpg (108.83 KB, 640x640, 1:1, e69.jpg) >Apply for a job at KFC >Score a same-day interview because the regional manager is in town >Nervous as f--- >Get to the interview a few minutes early >Forced to wait for the interviewer in the room by myself >Adopt CIA's cowboy stance to help calm my nerves >Interviewer shows up >Hand him my info folder >"Mr Interviewer, I'm Anon" >"Hi Anon, nice to meet you." >He sits >I sit >He opens my folder >Starts with the typical interview questions >The_insecurity_rises.bane >He gets to my references >"If I were to call every one of your references, what would they tell me?" >"They would be extremely longwinded" >He laughs >"You're a confident guy" >"For you." >He gives me an odd look like he's not sure what I meant >He brushes it off and continues >More questions >Eventually, he asks me where I see myself in 5 years >"Managing this resturaunt... with no dissatisfied customers." >"Good to see someone with some backbone applying for our company. Most of the people who've shaken hands with today had sweaty palms and cracking voices. When can you start?" Mfw Baneposting gave me the courage to ace my job interview, and I am now gainfully employed.

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