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CIA 04/21/15 (Tue) 01:37:12 No.43748 >>43750 >>43752 >>43764 >>43788 >>44218 >>46243 >>47481 File (hide): 1429598232252.jpg (108.83 KB, 640x640, 1:1, e69.jpg) >Apply for a job at KFC >Score a same-day interview because the regional manager is in town >Nervous as f--- >Get to the interview a few minutes early >Forced to wait for the interviewer in the room by myself >Adopt CIA's cowboy stance to help calm my nerves >Interviewer shows up >Hand him my info folder >"Mr Interviewer, I'm Anon" >"Hi Anon, nice to meet you." >He sits >I sit >He opens my folder >Starts with the typical interview questions >The_insecurity_rises.bane >He gets to my references >"If I were to call every one of your references, what would they tell me?" >"They would be extremely longwinded" >He laughs >"You're a confident guy" >"For you." >He gives me an odd look like he's not sure what I meant >He brushes it off and continues >More questions >Eventually, he asks me where I see myself in 5 years >"Managing this resturaunt... with no dissatisfied customers." >"Good to see someone with some backbone applying for our company. Most of the people who've shaken hands with today had sweaty palms and cracking voices. When can you start?" Mfw Baneposting gave me the courage to ace my job interview, and I am now gainfully employed.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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