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: Anonymous 7 KB JPG 01/22/22(Sat)04:38:53 No.67098220 >be me >21m khv, no gf, living alone >no irl friends, coworkers mostly ignore me >feelsbadman.avi >get home, bored and horny as usual >decide to research tasteful vintage nude photography >scraping nude photography from modeling sites is a fun hobby of mine >find a kino nude black and white photoshoot from the 70s >full_bush.jpg >spend 4 hours reverse image searching to track down highest quality images >even pirate some epubs of a hardcover collection from the photoshoot >extract and stitch together the images in Acrobat at 1200dpi >try to fap but some of the hotter pics are kinda low-res >blueballs.bmp >need moar pixelz >finally track down the original photographer's website >thank god the f----- is still alive all these years later >goddammit, the a------ has tons of right-click blockers on his gallery >ez javascript bypass, get ready for the motherlode >no_way.mp4 >huge red watermarks covering every single 4k photo >this hasn't happened before, usually photographers are too stupid to protect their work >surely the originals are uploaded to the server somewhere >check url format and page source as usual >filenames are using 22-character alphanumeric strings >possible combinations outnumber atoms in the visible universe >fuckfuckfuckfuck >run quick wget crawler, only picks up s----- thumbnails >crunch a few hundred thousand strings, none lead to any images >dump the watermarked photo IDs, look for patterns >letter 'v' is omitted, all other letters and digits are used I'm hitting a dead end bros... This guy's scans are direct from film and are the highest quality copies on the internet. Can someone run statistical analysis on the strings to pick up any patterns? I think a weighted random generator to mimic the pattern could work to locate the original files on his server. Link to known hashes: https://pastebin.com/SWb3srDz

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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