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Anonymous 2 MB PNG negrolandia >anyone from Florida knows how many belligerent homeless are around, smoking bath salts and the such >Ride bus to work, morning and night >busses stop at 12, I get off work at 10 and get back home. >grandparents always have news playing in the living room, basically constant news of "Stabbing at Publix / Wawa / bus station at 1am" >newfag to guns, had been lurking on /k/ and was afraid of gettitng stabbed on the bus commute from work 04/27/21(Tue)00:39:41 No.49127432 >buy Dixie Gunworks' brass frame Pietta 1851 Navy, have a friend buy me the powder and caps >load it hot, .36 with 30 grain loads Okay, here's mine >be me >four ago, just after 16th birthday >working at Chuck E Cheese >Large Florida city, absolute >cut down barrel to 1" to conceal, looked extremely ugly but it worked great Skip forward a few months >Chuck E Cheese closes late on weekends, clock out at 11pm and hop on the bus home >only two other people, a guy in the back and someone up front in a black hoodie and jeans >walk past to my usual window seat, he looks at me for a second longer than normal as I pass >sit down and listen to music, ignoring the jogger >guy in the back gets off at a stop, bus presses on >my stop comes up, I get up to leave >guy's head spins to look at me, gets up to get off right behind me >I get off and start walking home, about a mile from the stop >the street lights are busted out almost the entire way, it's pitch black. >I'm on my phone, headphones still in, so I covertly mute my phone >guy is trailing me >I shift my hand in my pocket from my phone to my phone to my pistol, walk faster >I can hear him walk faster >I turn left and step behind a dumpster, waiting for him to pass by >the only peach colored street light for blocks is above him when he stops, looks around with his phone to his ear >he walks away, but in the direction of home. >I wait a while, step out and start speed walking home >I don't get far before I see him on my right crossing the street from an alley 1/2 Anonymous >>49127432 # >>49127487 # >>49127581 # 2/2 >I have my right hand stuck in my pocket holding my revolver, fully cocked >the second of absolute panic when I saw him step into the light was the single most startling moment I've ever experienced, so far. Everything I remember after this was an exchange of about five or so seconds. >reaching behind him with his right hand >his head starts to turn back and his arm comes around, my right arm jumped up completely involuntarily >I didn't really aim, I just pointed >I don't even remember pulling the trigger, the trigger is so light on full c--- that it felt like it went off on it's own >It fired, the sound was so loud it pulled my out of my second of panic and I saw the huge smoke / spark cloud from the little muzzle >the cloud obscured him for a moment, but the first thing I saw was him laying on his back on the sidewalk, partially on a stoop >traffic has been heavy on a Saturday, but to my extreme luck, there were no cars passing by. >I stood there with the revolver at my side, he was trying to get up >I remember he was making a sound, it sounded like when you lift too heavy at the gym >I turned left towards home and booked it, still holding the revolver >I nearly ran into my living room still holding the revolver 04/27/21 (Tue)00:56:52 No.49127487 >I breezed through the living room, accidentally slammed the front door >grandparents are asleep upstairs, I dart back to my room and slam the door, sat on the floor for a few hours >I heard police sirens and a firetruck, but nobody knocked at the door >>49127514 # Anonymous >apparently fell asleep on the floor still in my Chuck e Cheese polo, woke up at 9am with the revolver on the floor next to me Never saw it on the news, gues he must have survived. Since then I moved away and got a new job, I think about it pretty often. >>49128217 # Anonymous >>49127629 # F------ kek >>49127487 # >gunned down an obvious mugger with a cut down 1851 nah m8 he f----- ded. can you imagine the look on the coroner's face? >well, sir, it appears this young man tried to rob general custer Anonymous >>49127514 # >police report states that the spirits of the south rose again and cut down a innocent African American youth simply trying to make his way home from a self employment opportunity 04/27/21(Tue)01:07:15 No.49127514 04/27/21(Tue)01:41:48 No.49127629 04/27/21(Tue)04:48:28 No.49128217

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Anonymous 2 MB PNG negrolandia >anyone from Florida knows how many belligerent homeless are around, smoking bath salts and the such >Ride bus to work, morning and night >busses stop at 12, I get off work at 10 and get back home. >grandparents always have news playing in the living room, basically constant news of "Stabbing at Publix / Wawa / bus station at 1am" >newfag to guns, had been lurking on /k/ and was afraid of gettitng stabbed on the bus commute from work 04/27/21(Tue)00:39:41 No.49127432 >buy Dixie Gunworks' brass frame Pietta 1851 Navy, have a friend buy me the powder and caps >load it hot, .36 with 30 grain loads Okay, here's mine >be me >four ago, just after 16th birthday >working at Chuck E Cheese >Large Florida city, absolute >cut down barrel to 1" to conceal, looked extremely ugly but it worked great Skip forward a few months >Chuck E Cheese closes late on weekends, clock out at 11pm and hop on the bus home >only two other people, a guy in the back and someone up front in a black hoodie and jeans >walk past to my usual window seat, he looks at me for a second longer than normal as I pass >sit down and listen to music, ignoring the jogger >guy in the back gets off at a stop, bus presses on >my stop comes up, I get up to leave >guy's head spins to look at me, gets up to get off right behind me >I get off and start walking home, about a mile from the stop >the street lights are busted out almost the entire way, it's pitch black. >I'm on my phone, headphones still in, so I covertly mute my phone >guy is trailing me >I shift my hand in my pocket from my phone to my phone to my pistol, walk faster >I can hear him walk faster >I turn left and step behind a dumpster, waiting for him to pass by >the only peach colored street light for blocks is above him when he stops, looks around with his phone to his ear >he walks away, but in the direction of home. >I wait a while, step out and start speed walking home >I don't get far before I see him on my right crossing the street from an alley 1/2 Anonymous >>49127432 # >>49127487 # >>49127581 # 2/2 >I have my right hand stuck in my pocket holding my revolver, fully cocked >the second of absolute panic when I saw him step into the light was the single most startling moment I've ever experienced, so far. Everything I remember after this was an exchange of about five or so seconds. >reaching behind him with his right hand >his head starts to turn back and his arm comes around, my right arm jumped up completely involuntarily >I didn't really aim, I just pointed >I don't even remember pulling the trigger, the trigger is so light on full c--- that it felt like it went off on it's own >It fired, the sound was so loud it pulled my out of my second of panic and I saw the huge smoke / spark cloud from the little muzzle >the cloud obscured him for a moment, but the first thing I saw was him laying on his back on the sidewalk, partially on a stoop >traffic has been heavy on a Saturday, but to my extreme luck, there were no cars passing by. >I stood there with the revolver at my side, he was trying to get up >I remember he was making a sound, it sounded like when you lift too heavy at the gym >I turned left towards home and booked it, still holding the revolver >I nearly ran into my living room still holding the revolver 04/27/21 (Tue)00:56:52 No.49127487 >I breezed through the living room, accidentally slammed the front door >grandparents are asleep upstairs, I dart back to my room and slam the door, sat on the floor for a few hours >I heard police sirens and a firetruck, but nobody knocked at the door >>49127514 # Anonymous >apparently fell asleep on the floor still in my Chuck e Cheese polo, woke up at 9am with the revolver on the floor next to me Never saw it on the news, gues he must have survived. Since then I moved away and got a new job, I think about it pretty often. >>49128217 # Anonymous >>49127629 # F------ kek >>49127487 # >gunned down an obvious mugger with a cut down 1851 nah m8 he f----- ded. can you imagine the look on the coroner's face? >well, sir, it appears this young man tried to rob general custer Anonymous >>49127514 # >police report states that the spirits of the south rose again and cut down a innocent African American youth simply trying to make his way home from a self employment opportunity 04/27/21(Tue)01:07:15 No.49127514 04/27/21(Tue)01:41:48 No.49127629 04/27/21(Tue)04:48:28 No.49128217

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