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138 KB PNG >gf goes into therapy for first time in her life >month goes by >texts less and wants to hang out with other people >say whatever idgaf >more months pass >find out shes been spending time with some guy >all her texts are one word responses >break up with her since shes not being honest Guess what I found out 3 years later, from one of her friends? The therapist said she was trapped in something called a narcissistic abuse cycle (???) and she literally followed step-by-step instructions on how to leave a relationship from it. Down to the one-word-replies.

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anon has never made a girl wet | /r/Greentext

Do girls get wet in school shootings? Do girls get wet in school sho(...) 07/12/23(Wed)04:28:21 No.902465475 Mandatory Preface: am not condoning school shootings. Rather, I am merely inquiring about female biology. 157/20-63 AM We all know that women love 51 KB JPG attractive, dominant men. Within the context of a school shooting, the shooter is unequivocally the most dominant man (that is, the shooter transcends his current status in the dominance hierarchy and temporarily becomes an ultra-Chad). Given the females close proximity to this ultra- Chad during the shooting, one can reasonably conjecture that the females, although scared for their life, experience extreme sexual arousal and attraction towards the shooter, hoping that perhaps rather than shooting them, the shooter has sexual intercourse with them instead. Is my theory correct? Have studies been conducted on this?

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anon is a linkedinlunatic | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1 Linked out! 8 KB JPG 12/20/22(Tue)20:42:10 No.71483754 > Be me > Had one of my final exams yesterday > Go up to the professor after the test and tank him for the semester > He asks me what my plans are for the next semester > Tell him and he tells me to keep in touch > Ask him if he's on LinkedIn > "No sorry I'm linkedout"

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Well then.. | /r/Greentext

>Bored as f--- >Call random number >Woman answers >"Hi it's the school calling about your child" >"About Jack? what's wrong?" >"Nothing. We just wanted to let you know the music teacher apparently says you've got a little Elvis on your hands" >"Really?" >"Yeah, we just found him dead on the toilet" >Hang up

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away | /r/Greentext

Crazy apple bitch Anonymous 07/12/23(Wed)12:24:04 No.29339725 ► >>29339732 >be me >meet girl online, hit it off well >swap addresses, tells me to arrive with a bag of apples >oblige >arrive at her place, things get heated quickly, tells me to bring the bag into her room >smash >once I'm done she grabs an apple from the bag and shoves it up her ass >w-- >s---- it back out and tries to make me eat it >immediately grab my s---, lock myself in her bathroom, get dressed, and shove her aside (she still has the damn apple in hand) as I run out the door It's been three days and she has my address and has come by twice already according to my camera while I've been gone at work. What do I do?

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Anon doing what he loved. | /r/Greentext

82 KB JPG >Walk up to boss >"Hey anything we gotta do around here?" >"Yeah we gotta do all the drum brakes on the trailers but some of the bolts broke off so you'll have to melt em off with the cutting torch." >Pretend he is an NPC giving me a quest >Money is my EXP >Each pay period is a level up >level 208 right now keep grinding out the levels friends

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Anon predicted the result | /r/Greentext

2.43 MB GIF >go to library to study >qt3.14 college girl sits directly across me despite many other seats >can feel her glances >see her twirling her hair constantly >say nothing, just continue to write javascript >she leaves after a few hours Why do I blow every single opportunity? Oh well, it

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Anon hates fat people. | /r/Greentext

>be me >10 years ago >still in med school >have kinky girlfriend >keep having more intense odd sex >reaches pinnacle of the bizarre >says she wants to be f----- to death or f--- a corpse >idea forms >I "borrow" a defibrillator, adrenaline, and other resuscitative tools from work >get home >hardcore sex for around an hour until we're about to climax >pull out >ties her down >use defibrillator on her >her heart stops, convulsions, unresponsive >quickly finish f------ her dead body within 3 minutes >begin reviving process immedietly after to avoid brain death >gasps awake, panics, cries >calms down >says she loved it >do this every other month til she committed suicide a year later due to unrelated mental health problems

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Why yes, I am a millennial. How can you tell? | /r/Greentext

72 KB JPG >You have 10 seconds to be as millennial as possible. : Anonymous (ID: 5q1RlmEk >>29440241 (OP) # >So I was sucking my girlfriend's c--- and it reminded me of an IPA I had the other day.

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Anon has a hard time talking to their friends | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Help 10 KB JPG 07/11/23(Tue)15:09:18 No.902453733 >feeling really lonely >get really drunk >want to text my "friends" and ask same how they're doing to start a conversation so i don't feel as lonely >think it's too late to text them and it would be weird to write them this late >say i'm gonna text them tomorrow >wake up sober >not confident enough to write them >Repeat over three months till the next birthday/get together >say nothing about this so I don't seem desperate Is there some way to fix this? My only idea is to start day drinking so i'm drunk early enough so it wouldn't be weird to text them. : Anonymous Sometimes you get lonely. No one really sticks around. You'll be okay >>902454136 # 07/11/23(Tue)15:12:39 No.902453867 : Anonymous >>902453733 (OP) # text them during the day when youre sober, it'll be scary but you need to put yourself out there even if youre scared of rejection. If they arent nice back to you then they arent worth being friends with. 07/11/23(Tue)15:12:47 No.902453873 try talking on omegle text chat to people might find someone decent to talk to.

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The legendary Worst Korean | /r/Greentext

File: FC4A671B-BC7D-4E1A-96F7-4(...).jpg (175 KB, 750x853) Bloomberg O business Fake meat moves beyond burgers with funding for 3D-printed steaks Fake Meat Moves Beyond Burgers With Money for Printing Steaks bloomberg.com >>308540915 Korea isn't so different from Japan after all. ■ Anonymous (ID: YOL5FUSO) 02/17/21 (Wed)21:19:33 No.308540915 ► >>308541778 >>308542117 >>308542118 >>308542300 >>308542320 >>308542398 >>308542597 >>308542943 >>308543114 >>308543120 >>308543149 >>308543559 >>308544202 >>308545151 >>308545720 >>308546457 >>308547110 >>308547288 >>308547561 >>308547756 >>308548110 >>308549530 >>308549797 >>308549922 >>308550016 >>308550126 >>308550155 >>308551473 >>308551835 >>308553282 >>308554260 >>308555408 >>308556464 >>308559526 Anonymous (ID: pbyACb5q) 02/17/21 (Wed)21:12:46 No.308539967 >>308540143 >>308540250 >>308540431 >>308540789 >>30 >>308543176 >>308543313 >>308543630 >>308543786 >>308543925 >>308544746 >>308544938 >>308545161 >>308545172 >>308545938 >>308546275 >> >>308548189 >>308548374 >>308548454 >>308548582 >>308548888 >>308549628 >>308549930 >>308549973 >>308550063 >>308550132 >>308550397 >> >>308552107 >>308552538 >>308554592 >>308555115 >>308555367 >>308555931 >>308556087 >>308556486 You will eat the 3-D printed meat. ■ Anonymous (ID: YOL5FUSO) 02/17/21 (Wed)21:14:03 No.308540143 ► >>308540233 >>308542398>>308551852 >>308556464 >>308539967 (OP) It means i will finally be able to f--- some chicken thighs without getting salmonella? >>308540233 Yes i have. I was only able to f--- a fat w---- during my whole life. Never again. Women are not worth it. On the other hand i can go everyday to the supermarket and choose fresh chicken to f--- before eating it (i eat it after ONLY if i used a condom, not gonna eat chicken that touched my c---. I am not a f-----). That said, i only use condom if im starving, otherwise i go raw and freeze the chicken right after and f--- it again later. But i do this only a couple times (the freezing thing) because i know chicken is dangerous especially raw. Then i give it to my dog, he seems to like cummed chicken. Anonymous (ID: GQeR+pTH) 02/17/21 (Wed)21:27:57 No.308542118 ▶ >>308540915 Do g---- really? Anonymous (ID: WOfJWU+Q) 02/17/21 (Wed)21:49:08 No.308545151 >> Anonymous (ID: WpVw3Ohy 02/17/21 (Wed)21:14:39 No.308540233 >>308540915 >>308542398 Anonymous (ID: UOVHJ1Am ) 02/17/21 (Wed)22:48:44 No.308553282 ► >>308540915 THE JEW FEARS THE INDOOR FRESH CHICKEN F----- >>308540915 This is so detailed that I believe it to be true >>308540143 You already f----- the chicken, haven't you? >>308540915 who came first? Anonymous (ID: Dig+Y+Qo) 02/17/21 (Wed)23:47:27 No.308561000 ? >>308540915 CUMPOW CHICKEN D: c434LDDI) + 02/17/21 (Wed)22:21:21 No.308549530 ► File: 1421358695536.jpg (146 KB, 600x687) eOH+UT) 02/17/21 (Wed)21:29:24 No.308542320 ► 6 KB, 1280x1292) Anonymous (ID: layV12f1) 02/17/21 (Wed)22:56:11 No.308554260 ► File: 1599042086405.jpg (21 KB, 563x503) >>308540915 oh /pol/... c+K1pX33) 02/17/21 (Wed)22:24:41 No.308550016 File: 1609504467929.jpg (157 KB, 1080x1335) Anonymous (ID: EH13RiHv >>308540915 >cummed chicken >>308540915 i thought I saw the best comment on the catalog when some f----- wrote 'self-esteem' as 'self of steam'...but you did even better anon. please tell us more and someone put me in the screencap >>308540915 this is the 49th Law of Power >>308540915 saved. thank you best korea. >>308543393 >that made me turn my life to chickens Legend. Anonymous (ID: 6Zn1uFp7) ► 02/17/21 (Wed)21:33:43 No.308542943 >>308540915 This is why I come here Anonymous (ID: DFIVRE30) [02/17/21 (Wed)23:04:44 No.308555408 File: B23B53D9-B5DF-4326-9F86-A(...).jpg (25 KB, 600x300) Anonymous (ID: OqZo7/Fr) 02/17/21 (Wed)23:49:09 No.308561242 ► >>308562478 Anonymous (ID: (fiAGzbMM)02/17/21 (Wed)23:58:12 No.308562391 e: 1613392531768.jpg (59 KB, 1080x770) >>308540915 sides absolutely in orbit >>308540915 Put me in the screencap Jesus lol. Anonymous (ID: XXZ30QTD) 02/17/21 (Wed)22:03:14 No.308547110 >: 1538487970914.jpg (68 KB, 600x547) Anonymous (ID: gksc6suf)+ 02/17/21 (Wed)22:36:50 No.308551697 ► Anonymous (ID: BmnwVef0 File: 1599854693251.gif (1.5 MB, 250x233) 02/17/21 (Wed) 22:10:39 No.308548110 Anonymous (ID: rQ3E10b8) 02/17/21 (Wed)22:24:01 No.308549922 File: 5CAEDF16-5ACE-46D4-9ADA-8(...).gif (2.74 MB, 300x200) >>308540915 chicken p---- is 100x better than human p---- https://archive.md/TzQm5 Anonymous (ID: Tz01vEcb) 02/17/21 (Wed)21:34:57 No.308543120 >>308540915 Based g---. Anonymous (ID: 1aTfaDGX) 02/17/21 (Wed)22:23:14 No.308549797 File: 1611466777299.png (74 KB, 255x255) 02/17/21(Wed)22:25:37 No.308550155 ► 5₂ >>308540915 >not gonna eat chicken that touched my c---. I am not a f----- >>308540915 Anonymous (ID: mnPqYKoE) 02/17/21 (Wed)22:37:59 No.308551835 File: 1605994279285.png (311 KB, 429x360) >>308540915 Anonymous (ID: ZfJywxvD) 02/17/21 (Wed)23:36:18 No.308559526 File: 1612588715151.gif (1.57 MB, 300x200) >>308540915 Anonymous (ID: Dy5pm1fb) 02/17/21 (Wed)21:35:08 No.308543149 »: pepe_argento.gif (497 KB, 277x263) >>308540915 >>308540915 >>308540915 >I am not a f----- Ok good. Whole post validated then. Anonymous (ID: E4Bcfl6Z) 02/17/21 (Wed)21:27:57 No.308542117 ► >>308542398>>308542673 >>308543393 >>308553005 >>308561133 >>308543393 >chicken tights Poulet Pantyhose? Chickenfucker. Anonymous (ID: HirS4ea) 02/17/21 (Wed)21:31:18 No.308542597 ► File: 1588450357065.jpg (80 KB, 365x720) Captain, I am detecting large quantities of win in this sector EATLIVER.COM Anonymous (ID: 7LJ2MXA8) 02/17/21 (Wed)23:44:09 No.308560 >>308540915 Santa Madre de Dios Anonymous (ID: AbwB4|1U) 02/17/21 (Wed)21:52:54 No.308545720 W-- DID I JUST READ? >>308540915 Anonymous (ID: Cnh4|Ulx ›: 1D65AA51-5B97-4A05-BAB1-C(...).jpg (23 KB, 500x362) 02/17/21 (Wed)23:59:17 No.308562534 ■ Anonymous (ID: YOL5FUSO) 02/17/21(Wed)21:36:50 No.308543393 ► >>308543780 >>308544146 >>308547756 >>308551697 >>308552658 >>308553721 >>308559683 >>308561133 >>308562187 >>308562389 >>308562532 >>308562671 >>308542117 It really is. Listen, im not trying to be some Guru on how to f--- chicken tights, THAT SAID, it truly feels better than a p----. You can choose the tightness of it. You take 2 chicken tights, put them one beside the other and you can either youse your hands to keep them together when you f--- them (imho not very comfortable, and your hands gets slippery. NOTHING WORSE than having those bad bitches slip away just when youre about to f------ caramelize them with your load) What i do is i use some rubbers bands. If today i want a nice tight p----, i fold them over the chicken a few times or use more rubbed bands. If i feel like i want a larger p---- (i rarely do this, it still remind me of the fat w---- i had f----- and that made me turn my life to chickens) i just use few rubber bands and i dont fold them too many times. >Anon have you tired other kind of meat Yes i have tried beef, but imho it is too rough. The skin of the meat i mean. I had to use some olive oil and it made just a mess. Chicken are already very much moistured and slipping your c--- in them feels amazing >>308540915 Now this is doing the internet right >based bro based Anonymous (ID: cdGK+e4A) 02/17/21 (Wed)22:44:03 No.308552658 ► Anonymous (ID: MMeGdeBm) 02/17/21 (Wed)23:37:26 No.308559683 File: sexy chick.jpg (6 KB, 259x194) >>308543393 Jesus.. y'all put me in the screenshot. Anonymous (ID: QeMxp/og) 02/17/21 (Wed)23:58:11 No.308562389 ► >>308540915 >>308543393 How does it feel to be a major contender for the most dangerously based poster on 4chan?

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Anon is a shop teacher. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: vlJdNCb6 BE 25 KB JPG 09/16/22(Fri)13:40:29 No.395607362 >Be me, 50-something white male shop teacher >Slaving away for 30 years, vote for Brandon, see my retirement account drop 75% >Constantly get s--- on for being a f------ white male >One day, get a great idea: "I'll be a woman so hard they'll have no choice but to fire me" >Buy a $5 wig >Buy an XXXXXL shirt and bra >Buy a rubber sex doll >Using a lifetime of shop class ~~mastery~~ primary, slice the doll's 7xDD t--- off with a linoleum knife >Even cut a hole in the bra so the n------ poke out. Wet the tips with old milk >Go to school wearing the 40 lbs of fake rubber t--- >"HELLL-OOO students! My name is and always has been Ms. Ada Lovelace" >MFW they all nod in unison >MFW they all announce they'll respect my pronouns >MFW the staff all nod and call me brave >MFW it's been three weeks and I'm getting a raise

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I'm so cool! | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/23/19(Wed) 21:25:10 No.790753828 >Girl looks at me >The image of me is now pulsing through her neurons >Technically am inside her >Later virgins

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