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Anonymous 38 KB JPG 06/08/21(Tue)19:51:50 No.146433504 >have a coworker who is Dutch >we both need to go to the same project the next day >offer to drive and say I will pick him up >he says thanks and gives me his adress >the next day I drive over to his home >he isn't fully ready to leave yet but offers me to wait inside >he asks if I want a coffee >say sure because I didn't have my morning coffee yet >his wife makes me a coffee while he finishes getting ready >drive him to the project and drop him back of at his home in the evening >he says "thank you so much for driving anon!" >get home myself >hear a notification comming in on my phone >it is a 'tikkie' for 0.50 EUR from my Dutch colleague for the morning coffee I had at his place

Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:29:29 No.146551057 1713812614849717.png 1.49 MB PNG ITT: we pretend we're in Gotham Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)08:34:28 No.146555487 I was waiting at the bus stop and next thing I know Im at Batmans feet with a broken collar bone and three weeks missing. Turns out Mad Hatter put one of stupid hats on me when my back was turned. Work says theyve already filled my position and theres nothing they can do I hate this city I hate this city Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)08:36:40 No.146555501 I was blowing a dude in crime alley but his c--- tasted funny. Kinda... earthy? I looked up and it was Clayface. Called me a f-- and ran away laughing. 69 KB JPG

Oh my GOD just talk to actual women, we're all horny and unhappy too you're not special you f------ weirdos New York Post @nypost- Apr 15 Tech exec predicts 'Al girlfriends' will create $1B business: 'Comfort at the end of the day' trib.al/XORAIML : Anonymous (ID: P3y3PZCt >talk to women ew weirdo >dont talk to women ew weirdo 11/16/24(Sat)11:35:50 No.488637069

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>be me >10 years ago >still in med school >have kinky girlfriend >keep having more intense odd sex >reaches pinnacle of the bizarre >says she wants to be f----- to death or f--- a corpse >idea forms >I "borrow" a defibrillator, adrenaline, and other resuscitative tools from work >get home >hardcore sex for around an hour until we're about to climax >pull out >ties her down >use defibrillator on her >her heart stops, convulsions, unresponsive >quickly finish f------ her dead body within 3 minutes >begin reviving process immedietly after to avoid brain death >gasps awake, panics, cries >calms down >says she loved it >do this every other month til she committed suicide a year later due to unrelated mental health problems

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Why yes, I am a millennial. How can you tell? | /r/Greentext

72 KB JPG >You have 10 seconds to be as millennial as possible. : Anonymous (ID: 5q1RlmEk >>29440241 (OP) # >So I was sucking my girlfriend's c--- and it reminded me of an IPA I had the other day.

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Anon has a hard time talking to their friends | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Help 10 KB JPG 07/11/23(Tue)15:09:18 No.902453733 >feeling really lonely >get really drunk >want to text my "friends" and ask same how they're doing to start a conversation so i don't feel as lonely >think it's too late to text them and it would be weird to write them this late >say i'm gonna text them tomorrow >wake up sober >not confident enough to write them >Repeat over three months till the next birthday/get together >say nothing about this so I don't seem desperate Is there some way to fix this? My only idea is to start day drinking so i'm drunk early enough so it wouldn't be weird to text them. : Anonymous Sometimes you get lonely. No one really sticks around. You'll be okay >>902454136 # 07/11/23(Tue)15:12:39 No.902453867 : Anonymous >>902453733 (OP) # text them during the day when youre sober, it'll be scary but you need to put yourself out there even if youre scared of rejection. If they arent nice back to you then they arent worth being friends with. 07/11/23(Tue)15:12:47 No.902453873 try talking on omegle text chat to people might find someone decent to talk to.

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The legendary Worst Korean | /r/Greentext

File: FC4A671B-BC7D-4E1A-96F7-4(...).jpg (175 KB, 750x853) Bloomberg O business Fake meat moves beyond burgers with funding for 3D-printed steaks Fake Meat Moves Beyond Burgers With Money for Printing Steaks bloomberg.com >>308540915 Korea isn't so different from Japan after all. ■ Anonymous (ID: YOL5FUSO) 02/17/21 (Wed)21:19:33 No.308540915 ► >>308541778 >>308542117 >>308542118 >>308542300 >>308542320 >>308542398 >>308542597 >>308542943 >>308543114 >>308543120 >>308543149 >>308543559 >>308544202 >>308545151 >>308545720 >>308546457 >>308547110 >>308547288 >>308547561 >>308547756 >>308548110 >>308549530 >>308549797 >>308549922 >>308550016 >>308550126 >>308550155 >>308551473 >>308551835 >>308553282 >>308554260 >>308555408 >>308556464 >>308559526 Anonymous (ID: pbyACb5q) 02/17/21 (Wed)21:12:46 No.308539967 >>308540143 >>308540250 >>308540431 >>308540789 >>30 >>308543176 >>308543313 >>308543630 >>308543786 >>308543925 >>308544746 >>308544938 >>308545161 >>308545172 >>308545938 >>308546275 >> >>308548189 >>308548374 >>308548454 >>308548582 >>308548888 >>308549628 >>308549930 >>308549973 >>308550063 >>308550132 >>308550397 >> >>308552107 >>308552538 >>308554592 >>308555115 >>308555367 >>308555931 >>308556087 >>308556486 You will eat the 3-D printed meat. ■ Anonymous (ID: YOL5FUSO) 02/17/21 (Wed)21:14:03 No.308540143 ► >>308540233 >>308542398>>308551852 >>308556464 >>308539967 (OP) It means i will finally be able to f--- some chicken thighs without getting salmonella? >>308540233 Yes i have. I was only able to f--- a fat w---- during my whole life. Never again. Women are not worth it. On the other hand i can go everyday to the supermarket and choose fresh chicken to f--- before eating it (i eat it after ONLY if i used a condom, not gonna eat chicken that touched my c---. I am not a f-----). That said, i only use condom if im starving, otherwise i go raw and freeze the chicken right after and f--- it again later. But i do this only a couple times (the freezing thing) because i know chicken is dangerous especially raw. Then i give it to my dog, he seems to like cummed chicken. Anonymous (ID: GQeR+pTH) 02/17/21 (Wed)21:27:57 No.308542118 ▶ >>308540915 Do g---- really? Anonymous (ID: WOfJWU+Q) 02/17/21 (Wed)21:49:08 No.308545151 >> Anonymous (ID: WpVw3Ohy 02/17/21 (Wed)21:14:39 No.308540233 >>308540915 >>308542398 Anonymous (ID: UOVHJ1Am ) 02/17/21 (Wed)22:48:44 No.308553282 ► >>308540915 THE JEW FEARS THE INDOOR FRESH CHICKEN F----- >>308540915 This is so detailed that I believe it to be true >>308540143 You already f----- the chicken, haven't you? >>308540915 who came first? Anonymous (ID: Dig+Y+Qo) 02/17/21 (Wed)23:47:27 No.308561000 ? >>308540915 CUMPOW CHICKEN D: c434LDDI) + 02/17/21 (Wed)22:21:21 No.308549530 ► File: 1421358695536.jpg (146 KB, 600x687) eOH+UT) 02/17/21 (Wed)21:29:24 No.308542320 ► 6 KB, 1280x1292) Anonymous (ID: layV12f1) 02/17/21 (Wed)22:56:11 No.308554260 ► File: 1599042086405.jpg (21 KB, 563x503) >>308540915 oh /pol/... c+K1pX33) 02/17/21 (Wed)22:24:41 No.308550016 File: 1609504467929.jpg (157 KB, 1080x1335) Anonymous (ID: EH13RiHv >>308540915 >cummed chicken >>308540915 i thought I saw the best comment on the catalog when some f----- wrote 'self-esteem' as 'self of steam'...but you did even better anon. please tell us more and someone put me in the screencap >>308540915 this is the 49th Law of Power >>308540915 saved. thank you best korea. >>308543393 >that made me turn my life to chickens Legend. Anonymous (ID: 6Zn1uFp7) ► 02/17/21 (Wed)21:33:43 No.308542943 >>308540915 This is why I come here Anonymous (ID: DFIVRE30) [02/17/21 (Wed)23:04:44 No.308555408 File: B23B53D9-B5DF-4326-9F86-A(...).jpg (25 KB, 600x300) Anonymous (ID: OqZo7/Fr) 02/17/21 (Wed)23:49:09 No.308561242 ► >>308562478 Anonymous (ID: (fiAGzbMM)02/17/21 (Wed)23:58:12 No.308562391 e: 1613392531768.jpg (59 KB, 1080x770) >>308540915 sides absolutely in orbit >>308540915 Put me in the screencap Jesus lol. Anonymous (ID: XXZ30QTD) 02/17/21 (Wed)22:03:14 No.308547110 >: 1538487970914.jpg (68 KB, 600x547) Anonymous (ID: gksc6suf)+ 02/17/21 (Wed)22:36:50 No.308551697 ► Anonymous (ID: BmnwVef0 File: 1599854693251.gif (1.5 MB, 250x233) 02/17/21 (Wed) 22:10:39 No.308548110 Anonymous (ID: rQ3E10b8) 02/17/21 (Wed)22:24:01 No.308549922 File: 5CAEDF16-5ACE-46D4-9ADA-8(...).gif (2.74 MB, 300x200) >>308540915 chicken p---- is 100x better than human p---- https://archive.md/TzQm5 Anonymous (ID: Tz01vEcb) 02/17/21 (Wed)21:34:57 No.308543120 >>308540915 Based g---. Anonymous (ID: 1aTfaDGX) 02/17/21 (Wed)22:23:14 No.308549797 File: 1611466777299.png (74 KB, 255x255) 02/17/21(Wed)22:25:37 No.308550155 ► 5₂ >>308540915 >not gonna eat chicken that touched my c---. I am not a f----- >>308540915 Anonymous (ID: mnPqYKoE) 02/17/21 (Wed)22:37:59 No.308551835 File: 1605994279285.png (311 KB, 429x360) >>308540915 Anonymous (ID: ZfJywxvD) 02/17/21 (Wed)23:36:18 No.308559526 File: 1612588715151.gif (1.57 MB, 300x200) >>308540915 Anonymous (ID: Dy5pm1fb) 02/17/21 (Wed)21:35:08 No.308543149 »: pepe_argento.gif (497 KB, 277x263) >>308540915 >>308540915 >>308540915 >I am not a f----- Ok good. Whole post validated then. Anonymous (ID: E4Bcfl6Z) 02/17/21 (Wed)21:27:57 No.308542117 ► >>308542398>>308542673 >>308543393 >>308553005 >>308561133 >>308543393 >chicken tights Poulet Pantyhose? Chickenfucker. Anonymous (ID: HirS4ea) 02/17/21 (Wed)21:31:18 No.308542597 ► File: 1588450357065.jpg (80 KB, 365x720) Captain, I am detecting large quantities of win in this sector EATLIVER.COM Anonymous (ID: 7LJ2MXA8) 02/17/21 (Wed)23:44:09 No.308560 >>308540915 Santa Madre de Dios Anonymous (ID: AbwB4|1U) 02/17/21 (Wed)21:52:54 No.308545720 W-- DID I JUST READ? >>308540915 Anonymous (ID: Cnh4|Ulx ›: 1D65AA51-5B97-4A05-BAB1-C(...).jpg (23 KB, 500x362) 02/17/21 (Wed)23:59:17 No.308562534 ■ Anonymous (ID: YOL5FUSO) 02/17/21(Wed)21:36:50 No.308543393 ► >>308543780 >>308544146 >>308547756 >>308551697 >>308552658 >>308553721 >>308559683 >>308561133 >>308562187 >>308562389 >>308562532 >>308562671 >>308542117 It really is. Listen, im not trying to be some Guru on how to f--- chicken tights, THAT SAID, it truly feels better than a p----. You can choose the tightness of it. You take 2 chicken tights, put them one beside the other and you can either youse your hands to keep them together when you f--- them (imho not very comfortable, and your hands gets slippery. NOTHING WORSE than having those bad bitches slip away just when youre about to f------ caramelize them with your load) What i do is i use some rubbers bands. If today i want a nice tight p----, i fold them over the chicken a few times or use more rubbed bands. If i feel like i want a larger p---- (i rarely do this, it still remind me of the fat w---- i had f----- and that made me turn my life to chickens) i just use few rubber bands and i dont fold them too many times. >Anon have you tired other kind of meat Yes i have tried beef, but imho it is too rough. The skin of the meat i mean. I had to use some olive oil and it made just a mess. Chicken are already very much moistured and slipping your c--- in them feels amazing >>308540915 Now this is doing the internet right >based bro based Anonymous (ID: cdGK+e4A) 02/17/21 (Wed)22:44:03 No.308552658 ► Anonymous (ID: MMeGdeBm) 02/17/21 (Wed)23:37:26 No.308559683 File: sexy chick.jpg (6 KB, 259x194) >>308543393 Jesus.. y'all put me in the screenshot. Anonymous (ID: QeMxp/og) 02/17/21 (Wed)23:58:11 No.308562389 ► >>308540915 >>308543393 How does it feel to be a major contender for the most dangerously based poster on 4chan?

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Anon is a shop teacher. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: vlJdNCb6 BE 25 KB JPG 09/16/22(Fri)13:40:29 No.395607362 >Be me, 50-something white male shop teacher >Slaving away for 30 years, vote for Brandon, see my retirement account drop 75% >Constantly get s--- on for being a f------ white male >One day, get a great idea: "I'll be a woman so hard they'll have no choice but to fire me" >Buy a $5 wig >Buy an XXXXXL shirt and bra >Buy a rubber sex doll >Using a lifetime of shop class ~~mastery~~ primary, slice the doll's 7xDD t--- off with a linoleum knife >Even cut a hole in the bra so the n------ poke out. Wet the tips with old milk >Go to school wearing the 40 lbs of fake rubber t--- >"HELLL-OOO students! My name is and always has been Ms. Ada Lovelace" >MFW they all nod in unison >MFW they all announce they'll respect my pronouns >MFW the staff all nod and call me brave >MFW it's been three weeks and I'm getting a raise

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I'm so cool! | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/23/19(Wed) 21:25:10 No.790753828 >Girl looks at me >The image of me is now pulsing through her neurons >Technically am inside her >Later virgins

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Anon Touches Grass | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >go outside >everyone is normal >short/fat guys are dating cute girls, short/fat girls are dating handsome guys, it's not just chads and stacies dating eachother >people are smiling and having a good time >racially diverse city, nobody's overfocused on race >everyone's polite >girls aren't rude and closed But still you fin adays in 06/29/23(Thu)11:10:47 No.73842752 147 KB JPG >nobody's an a------ >people don't hate eachother over some internet b------- >you feel good and normal >some guys approach women, it's no big deal If I had the money I'd just nuke 4chan. You people are victims.

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Prime delivery. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous It's Prime Day Two days of epic deals o prime day 07/11/23(Tue)23:48:32 No.643809536 Screenshot 2023-07-11 022118.png 350 KB PNG Have you gotten any good deals on games during prime day? Anonymous >>643809536 (OP) # >Turns around >Slams her giant ass into the box >Takes a giant s--- >>64381 >>643810853 # >>643813903 # >>643824816 # >>643826174 # Anonymous >>643810721 # now that's prime delivery >>643824709 # 07/12/23(Wed)00:03:58 No.643810721 II 07/12/23(Wed)00:05:46 No.643810853 # >>643811779 # >>643812708 # >>643813903 #

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Brilliant idea by Anon. Do you agree with Aoun? | /r/Greentext

>almost completely unregulated >incompatible with traffic jams >no note >no insurance needed >no license needed >fuel it with determination and whatever you ate for breakfast this morning >probably one of the most fuel-efficient vehicles in existence, come to think of it 148 KB JPG >goes as far and as fast as you can >no need for parking lots, just leave it anywhere there is a secure structure you can attach it to >and even if someone does steal it, it's so inexpensive you could literally just buy another no problem >physically improves you while you use it >plain ol' fun >minimal environmental impact >collisions are significantly less likely to kill or even injure >if entire cities were designed around these the way they are with cars, everyone would be fine with it >doesn't even need seatbelts why is the automobile viewed as the ultimate symbol of freedom again?

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Anon wants a blow job. | /r/Greentext

413 KB PNG I was hanging out with my girlfriend the other night and she's been fighting off a yeast infection so we couldn't have sex, but I was still super horny and I asked her if she could give me a b------. She said "that's not fair, what would I get out of it?" WOMAN, I'll give you a list: >got you thousands of dollars out of debt >got you a better paying job that you enjoy more than your last one >I make sure you c-- 4x as much as I do during sex >I pay for all of our meals and pretty much anything else you want at a store >I have thrown away friends for you Is that not enough???? I just wanted one b------ and she acted all sly about it "oh is baby upset he doesn't get a b------?" she literally said that before we went to bed because she saw I was visibly upset with her response. What would you anons do? Is it an unreasonable request?

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Anon's Feeling Stuck & Overwhelmed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Life in shambles 07/03/23 (Mon)20:26:07 No.73888282 2B4706D5-2DEE-4A84-A620-F2A96F32D428.jpg 36 KB JPG >turning 26 >neet since 2017 >no gf >only two frens. Both have lived and moved on >live with rents >skinnyFat >autistic >stuck in a weird liMbo >650 to my name Im just so tired

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Anon gets Shadowbanned | /r/Greentext

3h (7/11 19:03) 73990617 12 Re. 1 Img PNG 149KB (431 × 441) 1689006472856322.png 4 Replies >ignored in every group chat >kill every thread i post in >ghosted by every girl i text >rejected by every girl i ask out >never invited to anything (people actually make plans in front of me and invite everyone but me) >every service worker is rude to me >girls cross the street to avoid me >roommates leave the living room when i come out >people bump into me and just keep walking >i asked if i could partner with someone for a group assignment at school and he looked at me and just said "no" Anyone else shadowbanned from life? 3h (7/11 19:06) · 73990652 JPG 331KB (960 × 864) IMG_7631.jpg 1 Reply >>73990617 (OP) I know this feel too, bud 2h (7/11 19:47) 73991095 2 Replies Bump I know there are more of us >>73990617 (OP) You're just ugly Notoriginshdh 2h (7/11 19:55) 73991199 2 Replies 2h (7/11 20:04) 73991308 >>73991199 >You're just ugly You think i don't know that? 2h (7/11 20:13) 73991403 1 Reply ●●●● ... ●●● >>73991095 I don't even look that bad, just somehow kill a lot of social anything. Shemagh time, covering my s----- teeth might help if only a little

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