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MARE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN >His wife looks at me regularly and smirks at me. >I whisper in her ear "he won't have to know" >She winks at me. >We put the blankets over us. >Start rubbing her p---- >Her cuck doesn't wake up despite the muffled squeaks she makes. >She jerks my big c---. >He still doesn't wake up >Be me, flying back home to Russell Kansas >Isle of 3 seats, sat next to a 10/10 milf and her idiot husband >He's this libtard with a blue "I voted for Biden" shirt. >He's rude to the flight attendants and his wife is obviously annoyed. >I tell him to calm down, he frothy at the mouth but he gets quiet when he sees my "Trump won" shirt >The flight takes off, he quickly falls asleep. >A couple of black guys a few rows notice and thumb up. >She starts sucking me off >He starts to make sounds >She doesn't stop >The flight attendant passes by so I pretend to sleep >The lib hub wakes up but thinks she's sleeping >He goes back to sleep >An old lady looks on in shock as wife starts to ride me >We f--- for a few minutes staying as quiet as possible >Libcuck wakes again but I throw a paper ball at a baby behind making it cry >Libcuck hub turns back as I c-- >The black guys are laughing >Quickly put d--- away >Plane lands and I get off >Libcuck was none the wiser >The black guys see my shirt >They have BLM and other rappers on their shirts >"Yeah I voted Trump and he'll be back in 24" >"Nah aiight you iz cool" >I explain why BLM is a terrorist group with articles from Fox News and Breitbart >"Dayum man you da massa if dat ain't som sheeet"

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"
File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened
☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?
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