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: Anonymous 01/04/23(Wed)17:22:37 No.71687712 787A2803-4B44-4195-BF69-262E1E77B4CB.jpg 47 KB JPG You ever just sit there after watching something extremely sexually degenerate and very questionable on a random site and just go >wow that is some very good acting And call it a day to protect your psyche

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Lauren S. Hissrich @LHissrich-5 h I can't imagine a better day. The #Witcher writers' room opened today, and it was full of ideas and banter and cupcakes and creativity and darkness and champagne and this hilarious picture that's better than any of the posed group selfies I attempted. It's happening. Traduire le Tweet 152 ♡ 1,0 k ♥ They ruined The Witcher Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 12:01:54 No.178460045 >>178460056 >>178460092 >>178460100 >>178460122 >>178460154 >>178460172 >>178460268 >>178460271 >>178460359 >>178460481 >>178460562 >>178460695 >>178461028 >>178461081 >>178461135 68 Poor Henry Cavil just can't catch a break. The guy was basically run off by Lauren Schmidt- Hissrich and the lousy feminist writers who just have to turn the whole thing into another estrogen soaked d--- soap opera. Blood origin? Yeah that's just what we want to see. A nagging menopausal old Asian woman with a cheap prop sword nagging all the men. BO Anonymous 12/29/22(Thu)12:18:52 No.178460695 >>178461131 >>178461423 >>178465813 >>178467428 >>178467709>>178468649 >>178468887 >>178469038 >>178470374 1672123318955457.png (97 KB, 1080x323) google yandex iqdb wait an entire industry that's spiritually just a little girl trying to annoy her brother by making his GI Joes have a tea party

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Character design conspiracy | /r/Greentext

homunculus-argument If I ever start drawing a comic with human characters in it, for variety in character design I'm going to just start browsing /soc/selfie threads on 4chan, and whenever I come upon a pic of a guy who looks visually interesting, I'm just gonna copy that. The statistically most likely option is that literally nobody will ever find out. The far, far less likely but infinitely more hilarious option is that one day in the far distant future, some dude who browses 4chan picks up a small-publisher comic, starts browsing through and halts on a side character like "what the f------ s--- that's me." onlygot1hinge : Anonymous 06/01/22(Wed) 23:50:28 No.879311945 Screenshot_20220601-233122.jpg 118 KB JPG >start watching a new show with my roommates >was suspicious of the concept at first but damn, it's actually got an interesting premise and gorgeous art, well written and everything >second episode in, already invested, when in the middle of a scene two of my roommates burst out laughing and the third one yells "SEE? F------ TOLD YOU!" >he hits pause >new character that was just introduced looks exactly f------ like me >down to the f------ haircut >show remains paused until they're done laughing about how the f--- does that even happen >never been more f------ baffled by something in my life, but try to act normal despite of seeing my own goddamn face on an animated screen >continue watching with them and do my best to just seem nonchalant about it >internally get mildly obsessed with this little guy >never read fanfiction in my life but look some up purely out of curiosity and satisfy some weird craving I've never had before >h-------- there's so much p--- >some of it incredibly sweet and gentle, some deeply f----- up >apparently doing both in the same story is a whole genre of fanfiction >there's women out there who would yearn to deeply brutalise, comfort, or do both to this sad mad scientist cripple shrimp guy >who f------ looks exactly like me >become invested in self-insert fics >there's girls writing themselves into the world of the show for no other reason than to f--- this sad little man >who looks like me >mfw it truly, deeply, viscerally, sinks in for me that the true reason I can't get laid is because of my personality 78 notes

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: Anonymous 1.46 MB PNG 03/04/21(Thu)13:44:12 No.62601435 >be me >jerking off to weird s--- >about a millisecond before climax I stop for no reason >get up and take a cold shower >while in the shower realize time is running out >realize I only have a few more chances if I want to get anywhere in life I gotta get organized. I hope today is the day start. View Thread

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Anon hates Life | /r/Greentext

I just... I just cannot believe this is it. This is life. There is no magical third act where I am the star in some fantasy adventure. I won't suddenly gain superpowers and fight cartoonish villains. This is it. This is all it will ever be. 50 more years of quiet, drab misery. Our one shot at consciousness is spent on something so unimaginably boring. My "gift" of sentience is spent wageslaving, consuming media, messing around with hobbies that will never fill the void, eating, s-------, cleaning. And that is all there is. 164 KB JPG

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Anon chose the wrong tunes | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/04/23 (Wed)09:27:41 No.26224061 gonna hijack this thread for a eurobeat related story >be me >enjoy driving slightly fast on empty road at night >blast eurobeat the whole way through >one night decide to slide around in snow >fwdautomaticsuv.dorifto >but i made one fatal mistake >i forgot the eurobeat >start sliding out to the left >no worries i got this >overcorrect to the right >i got this >literally spin 180, and start going backwards >i might be in a bit of a pickle here >crash into snow mound >during all of this, toto's africa was blasting on my phone overall would rate the experience a 6/10, have to dock some points because i couldn't listen to toto for months after

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Anon becomes stinking rich | /r/Greentext

: OP 324 KB JPG No.178752383 01/04/23(Wed)11:17:56 This is a true story of how I became stinking rich. >be me, middle-aged man >on the streets of a small village, famous for its pubs >"STEP RIGHT UP! STEP RIGHT UP!" >"Gather round, folks. You won't regret it!" >"You there. Old lady. Do you grow weary of dragging your t--- all over the floor everywhere you walk?" >"How about you, old man?" >"Are you laying rope instead of pipe?" >"One sip of this elixir here - straight from the fountain of youth itself - and you could be balls- deep inside a DRAGON before the sun sets tonight." >"Don't believe me? Observe." >I then take a sip of the potion in my hand, after which I miraculously turn into a younger version of myself, right in front of their very eyes >The old man's eyes grow wide as he s---- his pants >"Youth. Sweet, blissful youth. Yours for the low, low price of 7000 galleons." >before long, the crowd almost starts murdering each other to grab a vial of my potions >right before the old lady drinks her potion, I disapparate, straight to Gringotts to deposit my fortune, where I took picrel If I stayed any longer, they would have noticed I sold them polyjuice potion mixed with goblin pubes, and only drank from the batch containing hair from my youth.

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Anon's theological debate | /r/Greentext

MINECRAFT THE WILDURDATE 4 KD, Anonymous 01/04/23(Wed)15:11:14 No.623155121 >be me >playing Java minecraft on this massive survival server >decide to build underwater city >think I called it the rapture republic after Bioshock ▶>>623156632 >built a tunnel that would lead to the main hall, where other glass tunnels would lead to different sectors built a wall of signs in the main hall with what was essentially a mini constitution, it started with no Gods, no Kings, only man >built farms to sustain myself as I expanded the city to have a sector for farming >log off and go to work >got called into work three days in a row, so no time to play >get back to the server to find the city intact, but everything stolen except for a single flower below a sign where my temporary farm was, sign said sorry >go to main hall with a single sign saying there is only one God, and that's the Macho Man Randy Savage >wasn't even angry, just confused

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Anonymous 01/04/23(Wed)01:54:51 No.178750233 >be basedboy Russian twinkfag Yelchin >get nudged against wall by own 4,000 lb jeep >die like a retard >be all American beefcake Renner >get run over by own 15,000lb Snowcat in a f------ blizzard >drive self to hospital >take selfie >get New Years b------ from nurse before surgery Europoors, pls don't try to operate American utility vehicles. Stick with your gay ass miniature trucks

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Anonymous >>66844503 (OP) # >got approached by hot zoomer at gym >asked me if I'm a trainer >nah >asked me if I wanted to give her workout tips >tell her there's always google, unironically >she thinks I'm joking and asks me for my insta >tell her there's no pictures of me on my insta, I only put up best scenes from travels, so she won't get the sexual gratification she's looking for online >tell her to give me her insta and if I like it I'll add her >she gives me her insta >look it up in the spot, her bio says she/her >ask her why she is identifying that she is a woman when it's quite obvious that she is in fact a woman 05/20/22(Fri)10:11:17 No.66847226 >she looks confused and becomes shy >tell her I have s--- to do and can't waste anymore time, go to locker room >get horny later after getting home and decide to see if she'll come over to gratify me >check the insta >the pronouns are not there anymore >>66850381 # >>66850833 # >>66854008 # >>66856028 #

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: Anonymous 01/04/23 (Wed)05:49:18 No.71684507 How to Punish a Dog Flashbang him 1 IMG_8781.jpg 105 KB JPG > be me > Rustfag > having a brief kinda mini job interview over the phone regarding a potential programming job > You know, the kinds you have before an actual one is set up. > I ask the girl on the other end of the phone which languages they use at the place. > "Oh we use mainly English and Swedish around the office." Bruh this lady more autistic than I am

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