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File: Star_Wars_Logo.svg.png (57 KB, 1200x724) STAR WARS Anonymous 07/09/23(Sun)13:04:15 No.187320017 >>187320351 >>187320376 The year is 2035. You are tasked with creating a star wars trilogy that makes younger zoomers/gen A come out and sperg about how star wars is ruined and the sequel trilogy was better and had so much soul. What do you create? Anonymous 07/09/23(Sun)13:15:45 No.187320376 ► >>187320017 (OP) >you have to create something that makes the ST look good by comparison An inside the toilet bowl perspective shot of KK's ass s------- out kimchi after coffee, in slow motion, spanning three films.

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anon doing yard work | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 6 KB JPG 03/09/20(Mon)14:16:50 No.57087832 >snow melted >first day of yard work >raking the leaves off the lawn >picking up felled branches >mowing the long grass off the front lawn from last year >repair stone wall >change outdoor flood lights >while mowing front lawn, notice qt slowing down to check me out while i work i love owning a home guys, best decision ever made 14 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon Knows Brazilian Jiu Jitsu | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Don't f--- with us bjj chads(...) ELITE DRAT LOVE 07/08/23(Sat)14:56:04 No.71528106 mogged.png 734 KB PNG One leg lock and you will have a limp for the rest of your life. 07/08/23(Sat)15:09:00 No.71528231 : Anonymous >>71528106 (OP) # >heh... now that we are on the ground you are finished >wait no don't get up >AIIEEEE don't stomp and soccer kick my face in that's against the rules noooo gracie-sama help me https://youtu.be/1MRKI9LACJM [Open] >>71531425 # >>71532029 #

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anon is sad | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 40 KB JPG 07/09/23(Sun)15:18:08 No.73962400 >tfw can't relate to women because I hate animals

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anon cures his procrastination | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/09/23(Sun)11:20:05 No.73959922 Better-Call-Saul-Jonathan-Banks.jpg 104 KB JPG >spend my whole life having issues with procrastination >ever since I was a kid, I could never just do basic s--- because I would procrastinate >watch breaking bad/bcs and see Mike >grow enamored with his various adventures >always like the way he took charge by just telling people what to do and how it's going to happen >try it on myself >if I feel lazy or demotivated, I just imagine in my head mike demanding I do what needs to be done >"so here's what you're gonna do, you're gonna get up, put that laundry in the washing machine and while that's washing, you're gonna do those dishes right there" >s--- like that >my life has significantly improved and I feel way more disciplined Thanks finger

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Anon is disgusting... cheese AND curry sauce?? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/09/23(Sun)18:32:44 No.902323004 >>902323605 >>902323905 >>902324527 >>902324590 >>902325214 >>902325814 >>902325996 >>902326345 >>902326528 >>902326734 >>902327207 >>902327437 >sweet onion >curry sauce >cheese >tandoori mayo >halahpeenose peppers >honey mustard >6 inches that goes deep inside you so easily >you'll be thinking, is it in yet? >but then you'll feel it rumbling >it'll explode inside you >new from subway, the titan sub only $2.50 Anonymous 07/09/23(Sun)18:38:15 No.902323605 >>902323809 >>902324499 >>902324889 >>902325010 >>902325646 >>902326395 >>902326928 >>902327271 File: 1688927874195.jpg (179 KB, 1136x1510) 2 FOOTLONG SUBS $9.11 FLY ON IN FOR SUBTEMBER 11TH! YOU WILL "NEVER FORGET" THIS DEAL SUBWAY eat fresh. >>902323004 When their history with Jared and 9/11.. you know subway had that meeting at some point.

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Anon takes a shower | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/07/23 (Fri)11:29:40 No.902189676 >be taking a shower >wash ass with shower head >little spray of hot water shoots up my hole >feelsgoodman >do it some more >couple of wet farty bubbles squeak out >get hard >push shower head up my ass and spray boiling water on prostate >balls starting to twitch >suddenly I'm e---------- semen and diarrhea >boiling diarrhea shooting from my mouth and nose >bathroom flooded with septic half-digested food and semen >sister comes in, starts writhing on the floor massaging stinking semen mix into her vagina >don't you ever knock? >she starts giving birth to puppies >every puppy has my face

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Anon Steps Out | /r/Greentext

62 KB JPG >be sick of never doing anything or going anywhere >decide to go out one evening >take the bus to the town >start ealking torward a bar >see the bouncer standing at the door >get nervois and walk past it >walk around the block a couple of times to see if he's gone >around the third time he's not there >slowly walk inside >he's just oitside the door >pay him to take my jacket >go to the counter >buy a drink >go sit in a booth >there's almost no one else here >a couple of girls singing karaoke and one other guy cheering them on >sit there for about half an hour slowly drinking my drink >get out >go to another bar across the street >a lot more people there >it's small and crowded >it's loud >the air is really hot >there's a band playing >go to the counter and order a drink >just stand there drinking my drink >see next to me a table with judt one guy and empty chairs >after fifteen minutes finally gather the courage to walk up to the table, grab a chair and drag it to my previous position >sitting there for another fifteen minutes and finish my drink >go outside >no bussess at this time >walk 9 kilometers back home in pitch black darkness >decide to never go out again Who else a total waste of oxygen here?

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Anon is a virgin | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/09/23(Sun)12:52:43 No.73958686 [Reply] >>73958854 >>73959210 >>73959427 >be me >had a crush on the same girl since grade 9 >now both in college (same area) >i am still a virgin >gotten fit since high school but still obviously autistic >she is basically an ig model now >insane figure, perfect round t--- >we run into each other at a pub and catch up >both a little drunk and we go back to my place >we are fooling around and i finger her >literally just in my bed kissing her and playing with her clit and occasionally going inside her >unironically bored as f--- >she is writhing and arching her back What if we date as a joke >i am thinking about one piece >she finishes, i feel her clench around my fingers and she literally shakes

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Anon: Short and Sweet | /r/Greentext

229 KB PNG >straight boy >about 5'5 but I don't let it get to me >meet 6'5 guy at a camp that I work at >we have to move a bunch of boxes >I pick one up, trip and fall >"don't be such a silly little boy" >instant throbbing boner fuckfuckcfuck please don't be gay I don't want to be gay what does this mean

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Anons discuss effeminate men | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 83 KB JPG 07/09/23(Sun)09:59:47 No.73958053 >>73959776 # >be me >be straight >too straight I can see the feminine in other men >accidentally f----- a femboy who do I blame now? : Anonymous >accidentally f----- a femboy Yeah you gay n----. Ain't no accident. 07/09/23 (Sun)10:01:24 No.73958057

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Anon experiences moral dilemma | /r/Greentext

File: B3A5EEE1-D62F-4709-92E2-9(...).jpg (161 KB, 903x1426) Is cheating on Mexicans bad? Anonymous (ID: clkDCJX5) 07/09/23(Sun)09:14: >be me >22 year old business owner in N. Carolina >live above a cafe >occasionally grab a coffee from downstairs >get to know the staff who work downstairs after a couple years of living here >talk frequently with all the baristas, they begin to like me quite a bit >the manager is a 27 year old white girl (german) who is married to a Mexican dude >she invites me to her friends wedding >realize she's inviting me INSTEAD of her husband, as her “+1” >ohfug.jpg >ask her employees why she invited me instead of her husband >they say she always talks s--- about him and doesn't want to be married to him >wedding is in 3 weeks >haven't accepted or declined to come What do I do n? I don't want to ruin a marriage but he's a f------ I'd consider it my duty as a white man but I'm only 1/2 white anyways.

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Anon got a Tinder girl and have sex with condom | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/07/23 (Wed)03:30:13 No.877885925 107 KB JPG >recently single after very long relationship >only ever had sex with her >match with cute girl on Tinder >go over to apartment and go for a walk in the rain >she brings me upstairs >we watch a movie and flirt a little but im nervous and she was a little awkward >she turns off the lights and randomly says "time for bed" >we start to make out >get naked >she's a literal 10/10 perfect body >I am fingering her and eating her out >go to get condom and boner goes down >oh f--- >won't get hard >so nervous and uncomfortable my little buddy refuses to cooperate >just finger her and play with her n------ >think she came but who knows >we lay together and she can tell im bothered >asks me what's the matter and explains that she literally doesn't care she had a great time >kisses me and we hold eachother tight >tells me about her ex >total f------ scumbag >tell her I've been having a rough time since my breakup too >she says "I could get used to this" >talk until around 2AM >cuddle all night but I can't really sleep >by morning I'm completely in love >go to take train home and kiss her goodbye >she unmatches me an hour later

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