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File: k9.jpg (188 KB, 1200x1800) Anonymous 07/06/23(Thu)22:49:52 No.73927589 ► > be me yesterday > not good today, really tired as s---, this is unusual > ask boss if I can take a day off tomorrow > "yeah sure" > finish day of work, go back home, gf not there, only kid > climb upstairs to take a nap > shut down my phone and leave it on the table > dog comes in, licks my feet, tell him to stop > dog climbs on the bed, sticks to me > cat arrives, does same s---, two furrballs sticking on me > I'm too hot, leave the bed > go downstairs, son is playing Mario Kart > decide to go outside in the hammock > quickly annoyed by outside noises > for the one time I need some calm, son decides to play outside > FFS > leave hammock, wander around the house > enter garage, see inflatable matress in pile of camping stuff > idea.jpg > take matress, shove it in a bag, take a bike and go to nearby woods > find a quiet place, load the matress and lay down > quickly fall asleep > suddently awaken by cold dog noise licking me > darned dog at it again, except not my dog > notice sun is at the opposite side of the sky and it feels cold > ear "Found him! Found him !" > People in uniform coming to me > "You Anon Anonymous ?" > "Yup that's me, what is going on ?" Turned out little nap turned into full night sleep in the woods. GF got worried sick because I was not answering the phone and called the police. Police quickly reacted because it seems a well known fact to everybody in town that I display some autistic traits, like having a day to day oiled routine, so suddently disappearing from the house surrely meant I got kidnapped or something. GF is mad as f---, so no thurday recreational fornication tonight How was your day Anon ?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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