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File: Image-1-SSBN-SSGN-Ohio-CI(...).jpg (59 KB, 800x600) ☐ Anonymous 01/27/23 (Fri)20:03:56 No.56922932 >>56922971 >0300 >Wake up and peel myself off the c-- soaked mattress I share with 2 other seamen because there aren't enough beds >Make way to the s------ because our end of deployment tortilla and peanut butter dinner gave me the runs again >Sit down on the c-- soaked head and emergency blow my bowles into this stainless steel throne >Pull levers in the wrong order and get blasted with my own feces >Head to laundry room to clean what's left of my clothes >Dryers on fire again >Hear someone yell down ladder .3 seconds before getting beamed in the head with a tool bag >Captain can be heard assaulting the sonar tech for falling asleep to the whales again >The only rifle qualified crewman just shot himself >The nuke just died from shoving a reactor rod up his ass again. >The cook is currently stashing a brick of coke into the snubber mounts. >Some poor f--- managed to get locked in the torpedo tube >Nav crew fell asleep and we crash into an undersea mountain >Noone bothered to check up on subsafe and we sink into the ocean and die Sorry Russia this is what peak naval performance looks like.

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened
☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?
Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.
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