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File: Image-1-SSBN-SSGN-Ohio-CI(...).jpg (59 KB, 800x600) ☐ Anonymous 01/27/23 (Fri)20:03:56 No.56922932 >>56922971 >0300 >Wake up and peel myself off the c-- soaked mattress I share with 2 other seamen because there aren't enough beds >Make way to the s------ because our end of deployment tortilla and peanut butter dinner gave me the runs again >Sit down on the c-- soaked head and emergency blow my bowles into this stainless steel throne >Pull levers in the wrong order and get blasted with my own feces >Head to laundry room to clean what's left of my clothes >Dryers on fire again >Hear someone yell down ladder .3 seconds before getting beamed in the head with a tool bag >Captain can be heard assaulting the sonar tech for falling asleep to the whales again >The only rifle qualified crewman just shot himself >The nuke just died from shoving a reactor rod up his ass again. >The cook is currently stashing a brick of coke into the snubber mounts. >Some poor f--- managed to get locked in the torpedo tube >Nav crew fell asleep and we crash into an undersea mountain >Noone bothered to check up on subsafe and we sink into the ocean and die Sorry Russia this is what peak naval performance looks like.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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