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07/01/23(Sat)17:16:52 No.29261759 >Come to realize the nature of reality from the perspective of the individual is to mean that I am an aspect of God experiencing limited understanding of the full potential that exists, and everything else may as well be God creating the world around me moment to moment, or a demon if you prefer classical philosophy im tired 944 KB PNG >Even if in the case this is just a simulation or reflection of a higher experience I am still aware that all parts ultimately become one, there is the turtles all the way down and then the sum of all the turtles which creates the true nature of God >Filled with apathy for existing the reality as it is around, no more enjoyment as before understanding gnosis, and life has been a series of hope being delivered only to be crushed into despair that amounts to its own apathetic hell What now?

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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least mentally insane tarkov player | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/07/23(Sat)23:50:26 No.71739366 >2020 >early 30s >professionally successful >decent looking >not great at socializing but good enough at faking it >just snap one day >everything I've been pushing down for 20 years is threatening to come out >take a half-day (just tell them I have a scratch in my throat and they can't get me out of there fast enough) >go home and try to kill myself >wake up in the hospital >been living with parents since, on some government benefit for people who can't work >play Tarkov for 12 hours a day >half the family hates me because I came clean about everything after the attempt and some of it was uncomfortable >regularly just stare at the wall and imagine a fictional world I came up with with interesting stories in it >between every Tarkov match I'm there >in bed while I try to sleep I'm there >things are better there

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Anon boards the vomit comet | /r/Greentext

File: BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(...).jpg (51 KB, 720x528) O Anonymous 07/05/23(Wed)20:48:43 No.73915515 >be me on 3rd of July >get along well with workmates, particularly with gal named Crissy who works in HR >decide to go party with them, Crissy is there >all get drunk AF on various alcoholic beverages >Crissy doesn't feel good, asks me if I mind taking a little pause >I'm close to wasted, so say yes, sit down with her >tells me that french apple liquor we tried is doing nasty >talk a bit while the liquor is doing it's thing in her intestines >she tells me she's sorry to be in that state >reply that I don't mind because I really like her AAAAAAAAAARGGGLLL >she smiles and >BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA >she just vomited all over me >damn essence of hot dogs and rum get in my noise >also vomit, barely had the time to aim for the flowers >start laughing, the situation is too extreme for my brain to compute normally >my appartment is not far away, propose her that I take a shower and drink something soft to get our heads back on place before colleagues come back >she tells me she's so sorry and accepts, without thinking I take her hand >we go to my place, people are giving us weird looks all along the way >arrive at destination, I serve each of us a huge glass of cold water >feels better man, she asks for another one >we both are still a bit tipsy, dunno what came into my head at that moment, shyness lost me, I make a move >kiss her I regret nothing >she lets herself in my arms and also kisses me >still fancy that shower, ask her if she wanna join me >says yes >we get toutchy toutchy under the shower >end up in bed >$ make love

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anon texts mom's boyfriend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: KIWpbHk6) 07/05/23(Wed)08:06:58 No.433322778 >take moms phone >go to contact >"i just found out i have herpes" she can never bring it up to anyone

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Tony Soprano | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/26/21 (Mon)15:51:55 No.154126401 Melfi.jpg 77 KB JPG >Tony, you've been telling me about your NEET coomer son, your girlboss gatekeep libshit daughter, your manic pixie dream girl BPD redscare girlfriend who has DSL. I want to help you but I don't know what any of that means.

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Germanon likes using gas | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 09J8nnTE) 06/23/16(Thu)16:01:11 No.78292277 >>78292555 File: 1359554858544.png (5 KB, 196x171) >Gunman fired once into the air, reported injuries were caused by German police tear gassing the hostages Anonymous (ID: JiGdpuhl) 06/23/16(Thu)16:03:03 No.78292555 >>78293951 >>78294063 >>78294119 >>78294409 >>78295901 >>78292277 You know how germans are with gas. They probably got carried away.

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Anon sums up anime | /r/Greentext

File: 1599240956127.png (567 KB, 1165x568) TING, TING JTLY! WORK STUDY W MAGIC HERO: MAJEST Anonymous 07/04/23(Tue)06:35:38 No.254491075 >>254491223 >>254491592 >>254491840 >>254491932 >>254492298 >>254492350 >>254492753 >>254493527 >>254493580 >>254493599 >>254493654 >>254493696 >>254496556 >>254496602 >>254496659 >>254496689 >>254499077 >>254499584 >>254499709 >>254501467 >>254501775 >>254501832 >>254502796 >>254503038 >>254503614 >>254505334 >>254505387 >>254505715 >>254505760 >>254509567 >>254512617 >>254514491 >>254514511 >>254516243 >>254518134 >>254520348 >>254520448 >>254536706 >draw an adult female >call it a 16 year old

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Anon's Addiction | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous big things happening in detroit d@madawinne 100 KB JPG 06/30/23(Fri)13:43:19 No.73855949 >be me >been abusing Xanax occasionally since I was 12 >never more than a few times a year >be me now >7 years later >crave Xanax every day despite not abusing it much >want to take a xan every chance I get >been resisting the urge to do them again H--------, I see why Xanax is so horrible and addictive

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Anon's boyfriend has 20 anuses | /r/Greentext

File: a09.png (387 KB, 680x708) Anonymous 03/13/21 (Sat)14:25:15 No.62733814 [Reply] >be me >In uni >Have to take Spanish class to fullfil some requirement >Part of our grade is a spoken portion that consists of us all sitting down and the teacher asking us questions and us answering them infront of the class >Already kinda f----- up on it before and my grade is pretty s--- in the class, need to do better this time around >Professor asks me several questions, and eventually asks me to describe my girlfriend or make up stuff if I don't have one (i obviously don't) >Blank a little >"mi novio es de Argentina, mi novio tiene 20 anos, a mi novio le gusta escuchar musica." >Professor responds "That's good anon but I think you meant "mi novia" >Realized that I forgot to properly gender the words >Realize I still need a good grade in this class >Respond "no, i meant to say that" >Get an A in that sleeping portion >Obviously gay kid asks to hang out after class F------ spanish made me gay.

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Anon burns stigmatization | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/09/16(Thu)09:06:10 No.70616737 >>70616804 >>70617114 >>70618579 >>70619590 >>70624748 >>70625008 >>70626149 1458295586469.jpg (246 KB, 1536x2048) google igdb V Burn Stigmatization, Not Body Acceptance Take The Stairs only if you are ABLE. All bodies are built differently. Your ability to use a staircase or weighing a certain amount is not an indicator of your health. Stop fat stigmatization and discrimination against body types which don't fall under the umbrella of what our biased society defines as 'normal'. Anonymous 06/09/16 (Thu)09:17:18 No.70617114 >>70618769 >>70621518 >>70622997 >>70616737 >guy with wheelchair and guy missing a leg made it farther than the fat person

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Anon attempts relationships | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/10/21 (Tue)12:45:23 No.860730521 >be me >find cute girl I like >start dating girl at end of high school >quickly start fantasising about other girls >since it's my first real relationship always think to myself "could I do better?" even tho she cool 131 KB JPG >break up after 3 years >keen af to be free and flirt with all them qts >quickly realise I'm an absolute social retard >whydidsheleaveme >single for about 2 years due to being a social caveman >find new cute girl >put lots of effort into going on dates and flirting with her >really like her >we have sexy times and she becomes my gf >she's perfect for me >immediately lose interest Why am I like this w-- is wrong with me

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"this could be a downward spiral" brother you are nearing the bottom | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/17/22(Sat)15:48:03 No.70250275 139 KB JPG >horny and depressed >out of boredom c-- on pictures on my tablet and put my hairy tiny c--- on there too >upload it to the internet >people actually liked >people request me to c-- on certain pics >some even offer me a b------ and call my c--- cute I like the attention and validation but I feel like this could be a downward spiral

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Anon wonders | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Did I get sexually harassed? 07/04/23(Tue)23:09:14 No.902069494 >have to do first aid course >male instructor teaches us about how to properly position an unconscious person >Some other dude and me get picked for a demonstration >I play the victim >Instructor tells me to lay on my back and not move a muscle during the process as to show how difficult it can be to move someone who is unconscious 158 KB JPG >easy enough >other dude rolls me over and I end up in a position like picrel >Instructor chuckles and says "now this looks exciting, should I get a camera?" What did he mean by this? I'm a guy btw

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