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File: BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(...).jpg (51 KB, 720x528) O Anonymous 07/05/23(Wed)20:48:43 No.73915515 >be me on 3rd of July >get along well with workmates, particularly with gal named Crissy who works in HR >decide to go party with them, Crissy is there >all get drunk AF on various alcoholic beverages >Crissy doesn't feel good, asks me if I mind taking a little pause >I'm close to wasted, so say yes, sit down with her >tells me that french apple liquor we tried is doing nasty >talk a bit while the liquor is doing it's thing in her intestines >she tells me she's sorry to be in that state >reply that I don't mind because I really like her AAAAAAAAAARGGGLLL >she smiles and >BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA >she just vomited all over me >damn essence of hot dogs and rum get in my noise >also vomit, barely had the time to aim for the flowers >start laughing, the situation is too extreme for my brain to compute normally >my appartment is not far away, propose her that I take a shower and drink something soft to get our heads back on place before colleagues come back >she tells me she's so sorry and accepts, without thinking I take her hand >we go to my place, people are giving us weird looks all along the way >arrive at destination, I serve each of us a huge glass of cold water >feels better man, she asks for another one >we both are still a bit tipsy, dunno what came into my head at that moment, shyness lost me, I make a move >kiss her I regret nothing >she lets herself in my arms and also kisses me >still fancy that shower, ask her if she wanna join me >says yes >we get toutchy toutchy under the shower >end up in bed >$ make love

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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