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File: BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(...).jpg (51 KB, 720x528) O Anonymous 07/05/23(Wed)20:48:43 No.73915515 >be me on 3rd of July >get along well with workmates, particularly with gal named Crissy who works in HR >decide to go party with them, Crissy is there >all get drunk AF on various alcoholic beverages >Crissy doesn't feel good, asks me if I mind taking a little pause >I'm close to wasted, so say yes, sit down with her >tells me that french apple liquor we tried is doing nasty >talk a bit while the liquor is doing it's thing in her intestines >she tells me she's sorry to be in that state >reply that I don't mind because I really like her AAAAAAAAAARGGGLLL >she smiles and >BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA >she just vomited all over me >damn essence of hot dogs and rum get in my noise >also vomit, barely had the time to aim for the flowers >start laughing, the situation is too extreme for my brain to compute normally >my appartment is not far away, propose her that I take a shower and drink something soft to get our heads back on place before colleagues come back >she tells me she's so sorry and accepts, without thinking I take her hand >we go to my place, people are giving us weird looks all along the way >arrive at destination, I serve each of us a huge glass of cold water >feels better man, she asks for another one >we both are still a bit tipsy, dunno what came into my head at that moment, shyness lost me, I make a move >kiss her I regret nothing >she lets herself in my arms and also kisses me >still fancy that shower, ask her if she wanna join me >says yes >we get toutchy toutchy under the shower >end up in bed >$ make love

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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