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Anonymous 06/09/16(Thu)09:06:10 No.70616737 >>70616804 >>70617114 >>70618579 >>70619590 >>70624748 >>70625008 >>70626149 1458295586469.jpg (246 KB, 1536x2048) google igdb V Burn Stigmatization, Not Body Acceptance Take The Stairs only if you are ABLE. All bodies are built differently. Your ability to use a staircase or weighing a certain amount is not an indicator of your health. Stop fat stigmatization and discrimination against body types which don't fall under the umbrella of what our biased society defines as 'normal'. Anonymous 06/09/16 (Thu)09:17:18 No.70617114 >>70618769 >>70621518 >>70622997 >>70616737 >guy with wheelchair and guy missing a leg made it farther than the fat person

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anon attempts relationships | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/10/21 (Tue)12:45:23 No.860730521 >be me >find cute girl I like >start dating girl at end of high school >quickly start fantasising about other girls >since it's my first real relationship always think to myself "could I do better?" even tho she cool 131 KB JPG >break up after 3 years >keen af to be free and flirt with all them qts >quickly realise I'm an absolute social retard >whydidsheleaveme >single for about 2 years due to being a social caveman >find new cute girl >put lots of effort into going on dates and flirting with her >really like her >we have sexy times and she becomes my gf >she's perfect for me >immediately lose interest Why am I like this w-- is wrong with me

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"this could be a downward spiral" brother you are nearing the bottom | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/17/22(Sat)15:48:03 No.70250275 139 KB JPG >horny and depressed >out of boredom c-- on pictures on my tablet and put my hairy tiny c--- on there too >upload it to the internet >people actually liked >people request me to c-- on certain pics >some even offer me a b------ and call my c--- cute I like the attention and validation but I feel like this could be a downward spiral

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Anon wonders | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Did I get sexually harassed? 07/04/23(Tue)23:09:14 No.902069494 >have to do first aid course >male instructor teaches us about how to properly position an unconscious person >Some other dude and me get picked for a demonstration >I play the victim >Instructor tells me to lay on my back and not move a muscle during the process as to show how difficult it can be to move someone who is unconscious 158 KB JPG >easy enough >other dude rolls me over and I end up in a position like picrel >Instructor chuckles and says "now this looks exciting, should I get a camera?" What did he mean by this? I'm a guy btw

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bananon ret | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 3KB6HSxa 13 KB PNG 22 Replies 13 Images 12 KB PNG 08/15/19(Thu)09:00:55 No.8561239 watermelephant : Anonymous (ID: 3KB6HSxa >>8563676 # View Thread 08/15/19(Thu)21:29:51 No.8563668 >>8561993 # lemonkey

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Anon had a good thing going | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10 KB PNG 07/05/23 (Wed)01:38:29 No.73910140 >Goto a tim horton's every night after leaving work or in the day before I head into work >Crack jokes at the menu speaker every night and day to improve wagies day >Start learning their names and being nice to them >The workers start to look forward to serving me >Order the same thing every day >Small ice cap >Eventually they start to call me Iceboy >Even make a connection with the branch manager >One day I'm in with the manager ordering >"Wow Iceboy you really come every day huh" >"Yup this is the only place I'll ever come to!" >They smile and hand me a LARGE ice cap for the price of a small HolyFuckStonks.jpg >All the sudden I always get large instead of small for free when I drive through sometimes they throw in a bagel or muffin >Goes on for four months >Fast forward to the other day >The branch is closed for July 1st FucklWantMyIceCap.mp4 >Drive over to the mcdonalds cause they're still open and don't give a s--- about their workers >"Hey can I get a small ice coffee frappe?" >"Ice boy?" Mfw W--.mp4 >The one night tim hortons worker worked there too >Apparently works between them for more hours >Next morning driving through Tims >Get handed a small by the manager >"Mcdonalds huh"

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I love when greentexts parody my own life experiences but in an alternate world where I was dropped on my head twice | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 58 KB JPG 03/30/23(Thu)15:57:59 No.10704878 Be me, college loser. Never been good with the ladies. First day in chemistry class this hot big t---- girl I knew in high school walks in. By the power of the gods we are partnered up for lab. Spend the first few labs making dumb jokes, she laughs, I'm feeling great. Decide to man up and ask for her number, "for homework and stuff for class." She agrees. I also add her on Facebook. A week later I text her, "Hey, what's up?" 20 minutes later, she responds, "Nothing much, just getting ready for the test next week!" I text back, "Same, but I can't concentrate. I just keep thinking about your jumbo jugs." One hour goes by, no response. I check Facebook, she blocked me. Next day, she didn't show up to class. Day after that the teacher assigns us each new lab partners. She never talked to me again. Now when I see her on campus she always looks the other way. If she won't look at me then I'll just keep staring at her t---.

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anon is a pedo | /r/Greentext

File: w.jpg (7 KB, 237x213) help Anonymous 07/04/23 (Tue)22:08:10 No.29285293 >>29285320 >>29 >I meet this cool guy >Been talking on discord for almost two years >He loves me romantically >I love him too (romantically) >Im 18, he is 16 (our birthday is almost the same day) >We want a relationship but live at the other side of our county + age gap (We told our feeling to each other after like 9 months of talking everyday) Anons am I just a p--- or this is fine?

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anon gets caught | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >have conversation with japanese 2view >can't keep up with the pace >ah i'll just use deepL this one >accidentally pastes it two times >caught in 4k >face turns bright red >alt f4 07/05/23(Wed)00:23:11 No.43921997 >pillow over head >now/here/ after feeling shame for 20 minutes >>43922002 # >>43922137 # : Anonymous 07/05/23(Wed)00:24:16 No.43922002 >>43921997 # Worst part is she kept complimenting my japanese

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Anon reveals that he's a full blown schizo | /r/Greentext

The Happening Of All Happening(...) 07/04/23(Tue)20:26:27 No.433311044 O, my faithful! The end is nigh! On the 5th of July, NATO or Russia will attack the Zaporizhzhia nuclear power plant. This will cause potential high amounts of radiation to spread across the whole of Europe, and will certainly cause Article 5 to be activated. I would recommend moving out of the cities immediately. We shall rebuild from the rubble, my children! Let us now praise the Prince of Darkness himself, Lord Kek, and may his digits bless us with the most chaotic of happenings. 0, my faithful! Prepare for the destruction of civilisation as we know it. Let us have our radioactive Sodom and Gomorrah! 466 KB JPG >Russia 'plants explosives' on NUCLEAR POWER PLANT in Putin's most dangerous move yet https://www.express.co.uk/news/worl d/1787607/Nuclear-plant-explosives-Russia- Ukraine >Ukraine claims Russia is planning to attack Europe's biggest nuclear station TONIGHT

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Anon funny Pepe....... | /r/Greentext

>girl shows interest in me >literally can't stop laughing at her abysmal ability to select mates

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Anon is American | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 158 KB PNG >wait till it gets dark and light off a sparkler >coom to some p---- just now >drink a beer and watch the fireworks from my window 07/04/23(Tue)18:59:02 No.902054269 >be me >American >4th of July >wage massa gave us day off work >no friends to celebrate with, family disowned me long ago >make burger and hot dog for myself >remember I couldn't do any of this if I was in China >mfw proud to be an American Happy Merica day bros >>902054433 # : Anonymous 07/04/23(Tue) 19:01:44 No.902054373 You can drink beer in China and they literally invented fireworks retard >>902054734 # : Anonymous >>902054373 # Yeah, and their hamburgers and hot dogs are made with real meat, albeit canine! 07/04/23(Tue) 19:03:18 No.902054433 : Anonymous >>902054269 (OP) # Happy merica day bro 07/04/23(Tue)19:03:19 No.902054435

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Anon goes through so much effort to not get called "gay" only to get called gay | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous GUYWIPES mir 49 KB JPG 11/29/22(Tue)01:29:28 No.71181323 >browsing internet >learn just wiping ur ass with tp is gross >from NA so no bidet toilet >buy these things called guy wipes picrelated.jpeg >didnt want to be a f-- and buy baby wipes >use them over a week and throw the package (they come in little packages) in the trash beside the toilet >my ass feels cleaner >girlfriend comes over for movie night >she has to use the washroom >comes back laughing >"Babe what are guy wipes?" >she saw them in the trash >panic cause I dont want to seem gay >"They are for my beard" >"Haha thats cute" >skip towards my birthday 3 weeks later >girl buys me tons of hipster beauty s--- for my beard >dont want to go back on my lie >start using the beard oils and s--- >makes my face smooth and hair nice >guys at work call me gay now just use tp this s--- made me a f-- at work

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