: Anonymous (ID: IF2yZMYO OH NO NO NO AHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHA Ro Khanna @RoKhanna A brilliant commentary by @jrpsaki of how the GOP is pitting Muslim Americans against the trans community. They are also trying to pit African Americans against Asian Americans. They divide. But the next generation will realize Obama's vision of a United States of America! 07/03/23(Mon)17:01:50 No.433158890 Inside with Jen Psaki @InsideWithPsaki - Jul 2 We're noticing the reemergence of an old ploy straight from the GOP playbook, only this time the party has a new target... @jrpsaki breaks it down. 6:00 PM Jul 2, 2023 2.4M Views GRAND OLD PLAYBOOK 0:04/4:50 460 Retweets 592 Quotes 1,386 Likes 258 Bookmarks LOLWUTROFL.jpg 81 KB JPG >AKSCHUALLY GUYS MUSLIM FAMILIES AND TRANNIES WHO TRY AND GO AFTER THEIR UNDERAGE KIDS LIKE EACH OTHER /1675670837796675584 G MSNBC >AKSCHUALLY GUYS THE BLACK THUGS WHO BEAT UP ASIAN PEOPLE BECAUSE OF HOW JEALOUS https://twitter.com/RoKhanna/status THEY ARE LIKE EACH OTHER >IT'S THAT DAMN SNEAKY TRUMP AND HIS CAMPAIGN WHO SOMEHOW IS MAKING THEM HATE EACH OTHER

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 54 KB JPG 08/19/21(Thu)22:07:58 No.65055078 >be rentcuck >live in tiny apartment building >water pump located at the top of the building failed, no water pressure, can't take a shower, takes 5 mins to fill a cup of water >message landlord who owns half the building >yeah sure I'll get right on it >2 months later, still nothing >tell him I have some extra money and that I'm willing to buy a new pump, he can take it as an advance payment, I did some googling and its not really that expensive >"sure just wire me the money" >"No, give the model of the pump and I will buy it for you" >says no and stops replying for 3 days >I message him again, he insists I should just wire him the money >"Ok but I want it in writing, I'll write up a contract (am a lawyer) can you come by tomorrow to sign it?" >"I'm not signing anything" Why are landlords like this?

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Go find some people that respect you anon. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 29 KB JPG 09/03/22(Sat)07:26:58 No.70067381 >big family birthday >wake up with a fever, realize I can't go >call my mother to tell her >her first and only thought is that this means I also won't be able to drive my sister >not even a quick "get well soon" or something >sister just texts me "ok" Well looks like I made the right call. It's a 1h drive, I only know 3-4 people there and the weather sucks. Nobody cares that I'm sick, all that matters is the taxi service for my sister. Even my boss is much more cordial when I call in sick. But it's always like this.

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anon talks about these | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 4cotPOqX) [+] 07/21/16(Thu)20:56:36 No.82139441 127 KB JPG While we're at it, can we talk about these? >Hurrr i'm a f------ omnivore, better eat shitloads vegetables instead of efficiently eating meat >hurrr why breed, lets just require an entire team of people to coax us into f------ because we can't breed properly >hurrr let's evolve to have tiny eyes that can't see s--- At what point did you realize japanese were just a silly evolution? Pic not related

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: Anonymous 11 KB JPG 11/29/21 (Mon)10:25:40 No.66351436 >be 6'5 >work hard every day for my looks >shower daily >lift weights and eat lots of protein >have a decent amount of muscle >"WOOOW anon you're so tall" I'm more than my height you know... : Anonymous 11/29/21 (Mon)10:27:26 No.66351438 : Anonymous 11/29/21(Mon)10:29:04 No.66351446 >NOOO I HAVE AN OVERWHELMING ADVANTAGE WOE IS ME kys

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Clubbing is f------ stupid >be me >pretty autistic >6'1, above average looking, and decently athletic so partially accepted into normie groups >one invites me to go clubbing >figure I might as well try it since I was a schizoid sperg all of high school >get in >its unbearably hot >entire place smells like a school gym mixed with piss, vomit, sweat, and booze 460 KB JPG >f------ disgusting >s----- EDM and rap music so loud it feels like it's shearing my skull apart >guys all f--- off >try picking up several girls >cannot hear a single f------ word any of them say >see 3 girls from my group making out with eachother (they're all straight and in relationships) >everything tastes like s--- >go into bathroom to get some peace >see two guys getting head and jerked by some disgusting fat f--- landwhale >order an uber and leave >workout and watch cowboy bepop >lie and tell group chat next day I went home with some chick How the f--- does anyone enjoy s--- like this? I'm not cut out for normie activities I think I'll just stay a retard : Anonymous 07/03/23(Mon)15:10:26 No.73891829 normies are f------ animals >>73891915 #

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Anon gets intimate with a deer | /r/Greentext

>2018 >went to Nara in japan with my family as a part of a vacation across japan >Visited the famous Nara park, nice view and filled with deers >apparently you can feed those deers with special biscuits that you buy from the park >my family bought a few packets and started feeding the deers >they are suprising friendly unlike Canadian meese >midway through feeding, I felt kinda hungry so I ate a piece of deer biscuit >It's surprisingly tasty, with the taste of the common baked cracker and a unique smell >bought 2 packs of deer biscuit and went to a nearby bench to eat them all while my family continues their deer feeding >While eating those crackers, a doe saw me and walked towards me >thought she was going to steal my crackers so I stuffed them all in my mouth >the doe approaches rapidly and I was almost frozen in fear >she jumped on my lap and started smelling for deer biscuits >she realized that I hid biscuits in my mouth and start prying open my mouth with her tongue >I tried to scream for half, only to be muffled by her long, flexible tongue >her tongue went into my mouth and started scavenging for biscuits >We basically french kissed for 7 minutes >meanwhile the action of searching for half chewed biscuits in my mouth caused her to move her butt around my d--- >When she finally finished every single piece of deer biscuits in my mouth and left, I realized I was hard >tfw I just got sexually assaulted by a female deer

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: Anonymous 29 KB JPG 11/28/21(Sun)13:19:07 No.66338084 >ants are attracted to glucose and sugar >human semen contains both of them >if you don't clean up your c-- tissues eventually ants will find it and make a trail from your c-- tissues to the colony hundreds of ants long Why would you be collecting your semen by e---------- into c-- bottles when you could be sustaining a population of ants? Just get one of those glass habitat containers with soil in them so you can watch as they build a colony with only your semen as a food source. It will be like your a father to them, no a GOD.

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Anonymous (ID: sHm7k27/ Please view ASAP. Worldwide fi(...) 91 KB JPG 07/02/23(Sun)17:00:17 No.433041159 I am a Lurker, and will get straight to the point. This is not a "HAPPENING!!1!" Thread, this is 100% real. On July 4th, or 5th the United States will bomb the Zaporizhzhia power plant, located near the city of Enerhodar in southern Ukraine. I don't care anymore, and will be 100% honest with you guys. I am a Marine Corps infantry veteran who is now working for the United States Government in electronic espionage, and have been for the last five years. The Ukrainian government, and the United States government are working together in order to bomb the Zaporizhzhia plant, and blame the nuclear meltdown on Russia, thus giving us immediate authority to use tactical nuclear warheads on Moscow, Novosibirsk, Kazan, and Omsk. This will trigger the Russians to throw everything they have back at the U.S. Thunderstorms are likely in Enerhodar, Ukraine on the 4th, so that is the only reason it may be pushed to the 5th. You have 72 hours maximum to prepare for nuclear war (hopefully 96 if the Russians are slow to respond), and we have all been told to stay home, and prepare. We have been given $15K bonuses each to buy survival supplies if necessary, and our offices in Yorkville, Virginia have been closed down permanently, so this is a define, not a conspiracy theory. Please prepare, guys. I love you all, and I will happily reply to any questions you have.

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: Anonymous Job Application 15 KB JPG 7 Replies >>73886480 # 07/02/23(Sun)22:22:09 No.73885287 >On a scale from 1 to 10, how racist are you? : Anonymous : Anonymous >>73885296 # >Between 3 and 5 for sure. "3/5ths," some would say View Thread 07/02/23(Sun)22:25:21 No.73885319 07/02/23(Sun)22:28:02 No.73885347 >>73885295 # >3/5ths is between 0 and 1 you retard

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: Anonymous (ID: IF2yZMYO OH NO NO NO AHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHA Ro Khanna @RoKhanna A brilliant commentary by @jrpsaki of how the GOP is pitting Muslim Americans against the trans community. They are also trying to pit African Americans against Asian Americans. They divide. But the next generation will realize Obama's vision of a United States of America! 07/03/23(Mon)17:01:50 No.433158890 Inside with Jen Psaki @InsideWithPsaki - Jul 2 We're noticing the reemergence of an old ploy straight from the GOP playbook, only this time the party has a new target... @jrpsaki breaks it down. 6:00 PM Jul 2, 2023 2.4M Views GRAND OLD PLAYBOOK 0:04/4:50 460 Retweets 592 Quotes 1,386 Likes 258 Bookmarks LOLWUTROFL.jpg 81 KB JPG >AKSCHUALLY GUYS MUSLIM FAMILIES AND TRANNIES WHO TRY AND GO AFTER THEIR UNDERAGE KIDS LIKE EACH OTHER /1675670837796675584 G MSNBC >AKSCHUALLY GUYS THE BLACK THUGS WHO BEAT UP ASIAN PEOPLE BECAUSE OF HOW JEALOUS https://twitter.com/RoKhanna/status THEY ARE LIKE EACH OTHER >IT'S THAT DAMN SNEAKY TRUMP AND HIS CAMPAIGN WHO SOMEHOW IS MAKING THEM HATE EACH OTHER

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