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>2018 >went to Nara in japan with my family as a part of a vacation across japan >Visited the famous Nara park, nice view and filled with deers >apparently you can feed those deers with special biscuits that you buy from the park >my family bought a few packets and started feeding the deers >they are suprising friendly unlike Canadian meese >midway through feeding, I felt kinda hungry so I ate a piece of deer biscuit >It's surprisingly tasty, with the taste of the common baked cracker and a unique smell >bought 2 packs of deer biscuit and went to a nearby bench to eat them all while my family continues their deer feeding >While eating those crackers, a doe saw me and walked towards me >thought she was going to steal my crackers so I stuffed them all in my mouth >the doe approaches rapidly and I was almost frozen in fear >she jumped on my lap and started smelling for deer biscuits >she realized that I hid biscuits in my mouth and start prying open my mouth with her tongue >I tried to scream for half, only to be muffled by her long, flexible tongue >her tongue went into my mouth and started scavenging for biscuits >We basically french kissed for 7 minutes >meanwhile the action of searching for half chewed biscuits in my mouth caused her to move her butt around my d--- >When she finally finished every single piece of deer biscuits in my mouth and left, I realized I was hard >tfw I just got sexually assaulted by a female deer

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