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: Anonymous 07/03/23 (Mon)13:45:30 No.71473371 >be me this morning, foreigner in Danish gym >see a skinny as f--- dyel kid on the squat rack next to me with his gf >can't understand what they're talking about >she keeps talking to him, hugging him, both laughing and just f------ around >guy tries to do rows, she's touching his hair, being annoying in general while not doing a single lift >looks like he wants to escape his high school sweetheart, goes in the bathroom 28 KB JPG >she does rows with just the f------ barbell >meanwhile while watching this disgraceful scene for about 40 minutes, I'm busting my ass doing deads, squats, OHP >he comes back and they keep f------ around, she's doing halfassed push ups with her t--- out, keeps laughing non stop >normally I'm too anxious to speak up or talk to anyone >couldn't let this one slide >on my way out tell the guy "your girlfriend is a gains goblin bro. You haven't done a single lift while I was here. You need to quit that s---." >they both look flabbergasted, mouths agape and wide-eyed >see the guy trying to say something or throw hands behind my back, I put on my headphones and hoodie and walk away Seriously. I see a lot of gym idiots at my commercial gym but this takes the f------ cake. If you come to lift, please don't be like this couple.

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Anonymous 38 KB JPG 06/08/21(Tue)19:51:50 No.146433504 >have a coworker who is Dutch >we both need to go to the same project the next day >offer to drive and say I will pick him up >he says thanks and gives me his adress >the next day I drive over to his home >he isn't fully ready to leave yet but offers me to wait inside >he asks if I want a coffee >say sure because I didn't have my morning coffee yet >his wife makes me a coffee while he finishes getting ready >drive him to the project and drop him back of at his home in the evening >he says "thank you so much for driving anon!" >get home myself >hear a notification comming in on my phone >it is a 'tikkie' for 0.50 EUR from my Dutch colleague for the morning coffee I had at his place

Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:29:29 No.146551057 1713812614849717.png 1.49 MB PNG ITT: we pretend we're in Gotham Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)08:34:28 No.146555487 I was waiting at the bus stop and next thing I know Im at Batmans feet with a broken collar bone and three weeks missing. Turns out Mad Hatter put one of stupid hats on me when my back was turned. Work says theyve already filled my position and theres nothing they can do I hate this city I hate this city Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)08:36:40 No.146555501 I was blowing a dude in crime alley but his c--- tasted funny. Kinda... earthy? I looked up and it was Clayface. Called me a f-- and ran away laughing. 69 KB JPG

Oh my GOD just talk to actual women, we're all horny and unhappy too you're not special you f------ weirdos New York Post @nypost- Apr 15 Tech exec predicts 'Al girlfriends' will create $1B business: 'Comfort at the end of the day' trib.al/XORAIML : Anonymous (ID: P3y3PZCt >talk to women ew weirdo >dont talk to women ew weirdo 11/16/24(Sat)11:35:50 No.488637069

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: Anonymous (You) 579 KB PNG 07/03/23 (Mon)08:05:27 No.73885693 >comes to 4chan to interact anonymously >goes to depressing/delusioned threads and gives advice >hopes to improve the life of those interacted with >keeps tabs open and waits patiently for replies >no (You)s >i'm not interactive with people on the internet, i'm just talking to the wall >starts picking fights a larping as a bigot >many (You)s >people are writing back immediately >i'm interacting with people on the internet >i get it : Anonymous >>73885693 (OP) # you don't understand. Being a bigot IS helping people. 07/03/23 (Mon) 08:12:34 No.73885741

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: Anonymous 15 KB JPG 7 Replies : Anonymous >>73885296 # For eating fruit the "wrong" way >>73886480 # 07/02/23(Sun)22:22:09 No.73885287 I hate my mom. She yells at me for doing something she f------ taught me to do my whole life. : Anonymous 07/02/23(Sun)22:25:21 No.73885319 View Thread : Anonymous >>73885295 # Not OP but my mom could die right now and I would just be coming home to play video games and eat normally. It felt so good when I left her house for another country. We haven't talked much in the last 5 years. Dumb people are terrible parents. I will miss my dad though. : Anonymous 07/02/23(Sun)22:28:02 No.73885347 : Anonymous 07/02/23(Sun)22:41:47 No.73885511 My mom keeps bugging me to take my meds I hate it >>73885319 # how do you even eat fruit the wrong way 07/03/23 (Mon)00:59:15 No.73886480 07/03/23 (Mon)01:01:54 No.73886505 >>73885296 # Apparently I stuck the dildo in my ass in the wrong way.

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Anonymous Bros, what is going on in Amer(...) IT DON'T MATTER >a lot of people can't afford any housing >some people are spending 50-60% of their income or more on housing >rents are only going up >gas is $5/gallon or more >used cars cost as much as new ones >can only get a new car by agreeing to awful near-predatory financing >everything is going up in price, some things have almost doubled S NONE OF THIS MATTERS. 89 KB JPG can 07/03/23 (Mon)09:40:02 No.73886343 >wages are not increasing >employers have as few people on staff as they possibly >average employee is doing at least three people's work >guys aren't going to college anymore >people can't afford to start a family These are just a few of the economic issues, this isn't even getting into political problems. Are these the end times for 'merica?

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: Anonymous 07/03/23 (Mon)13:45:30 No.71473371 >be me this morning, foreigner in Danish gym >see a skinny as f--- dyel kid on the squat rack next to me with his gf >can't understand what they're talking about >she keeps talking to him, hugging him, both laughing and just f------ around >guy tries to do rows, she's touching his hair, being annoying in general while not doing a single lift >looks like he wants to escape his high school sweetheart, goes in the bathroom 28 KB JPG >she does rows with just the f------ barbell >meanwhile while watching this disgraceful scene for about 40 minutes, I'm busting my ass doing deads, squats, OHP >he comes back and they keep f------ around, she's doing halfassed push ups with her t--- out, keeps laughing non stop >normally I'm too anxious to speak up or talk to anyone >couldn't let this one slide >on my way out tell the guy "your girlfriend is a gains goblin bro. You haven't done a single lift while I was here. You need to quit that s---." >they both look flabbergasted, mouths agape and wide-eyed >see the guy trying to say something or throw hands behind my back, I put on my headphones and hoodie and walk away Seriously. I see a lot of gym idiots at my commercial gym but this takes the f------ cake. If you come to lift, please don't be like this couple.

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