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: Anonymous 07/03/23 (Mon)13:45:30 No.71473371 >be me this morning, foreigner in Danish gym >see a skinny as f--- dyel kid on the squat rack next to me with his gf >can't understand what they're talking about >she keeps talking to him, hugging him, both laughing and just f------ around >guy tries to do rows, she's touching his hair, being annoying in general while not doing a single lift >looks like he wants to escape his high school sweetheart, goes in the bathroom 28 KB JPG >she does rows with just the f------ barbell >meanwhile while watching this disgraceful scene for about 40 minutes, I'm busting my ass doing deads, squats, OHP >he comes back and they keep f------ around, she's doing halfassed push ups with her t--- out, keeps laughing non stop >normally I'm too anxious to speak up or talk to anyone >couldn't let this one slide >on my way out tell the guy "your girlfriend is a gains goblin bro. You haven't done a single lift while I was here. You need to quit that s---." >they both look flabbergasted, mouths agape and wide-eyed >see the guy trying to say something or throw hands behind my back, I put on my headphones and hoodie and walk away Seriously. I see a lot of gym idiots at my commercial gym but this takes the f------ cake. If you come to lift, please don't be like this couple.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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