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Anonymous Sat Jul 19 15:17:07 2014 No. 18807696 Quoted by: >>18807755 >>18807759 >>18807767 >>18807813 >>18808029 >>18810568 >>18811087 >>18811448 >>18812363 >>18807362 >be me, 13 >love horses, always have >would do anything to be around them >dad knows a guy who owns around 20 horses >I ask him if he'll ask him if I can come around and maybe ride them >dad talks to him >works out a deal where I clean his stalls and he'll pay me, plus let me ride >sweetest f------ deal ever >the smell doesn't even bother me >one mare in particular takes a liking to me >she comes running up to the fence to greet me whenever I come over >I start riding her regularly >I'm on cloud nine pretty much all the time with how good I feel when I'm with her >feel myself literally falling in love with her >feel ashamed/confused/conflicted for a long time >work for the guy for about a year >it starts to become very obvious how attached I am to her >I constantly hug and kiss her even when people are around >lay around on her back in the pasture after I finish cleaning stalls just to spend more time with her >she's careful not to let me fall >bond with her so much that I can ride her without a saddle or bridle >she takes good care of me every single time I ride her bareback and bridleless and never tries to bolt or buck or rear or do anything else that might hurt me >I finally accept that I'm literally in love with this horse >I find myself lusting for her >I want her so bad it's driving me insane >guy approaches me one day >says he's noticed how I act when I'm with her >and how I stare at her >and what parts of her I stare at >I find myself on the verge of tears thinking he's going to stop letting me come over out of disgust >puts his hand on my shoulder and says he understands >surprised as f--- >we talk for a little while >awkward silence for several minutes >he sighs " >"I'll tell you what. If you clean my stalls for free, you can do whatever you want with her, I won't stop you. >"Does that mean..." >"Don't say it. Just make sure you lock the barn. Do we have a deal?" >"F--- yes" >the next 7 years are the best of my life I miss her so much.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

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