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Anonymous 06/11/16(Sat)06:39:19 No. 11390042 >>11390284>>11392594>>11399517 >>11405190 >>11415888 File: barcode-tattoo-6.jpg (60 KB, 640x640) I was thinking about a barcode tattoo on my neck. Anonymous 06/12/16(Sun)00:09:48 No. 11392594>>11394773 >>11401084>>11403975 >>11404791 >>11409440 >>11390042 >someone at Walmart scans it for the lulz >you come up as cool ranch doritos

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anon won 18 grand | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 131 KB PNG > be me > currently there has been a SMS lottery where you have to answer a text message to get a chance to win 18.000$ > every Friday you have to send the text > do this every Friday for around 5 months > one text cost around 1$ > last week > minding my own business > gets a call from the lottery > you won 18 grand > 06/19/23(Mon)13:04:24 No.73725747 excitement.png > get emotional and very happy about winning something for the first time > my girlfriend notices > "Yey anon WE WON" > what > WE WON? > bitch I won Now this bitch is looking at trips to Bali and Indonesia when I dont even want to go on a trip. What should I do anons? Never had this much money before.

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Anon on Jets vs Blimps | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 41 KB JPG 06/04/23(Sun)18:33:42 No.1917867 The world's safest form of travel >plane crashes for the 9284th time >oh no the turbine blew AGAIN how could this happen >everyone on board dies >oh no this is so terrible for everyone involved.... anyway VS The experimental flammable death trap >crashes once during passenger flight >36 people die >cause undetermined to this day >OH MY JESUS! THEY HAD HECKING SMOKING ROOMS IN A BALLOON FULL OF FLAMMABLE HYDROGEN GAS???? ARE THEY RETARDED? >OH THE HUMANITY OH THE HUMANITY >I CRIED I P----- I S--- AND I CUMMED >DID YOU KNOW THAT HYDROGEN GAS IS FLAMMABLE?? nothing suspicious about this at all

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Anon has a cracked dick | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/28/15(Sat)09:00:34 No.601034522 >Be me >Have super ashy skin (I'm white) >So bad that in the mid- summer I sometimes bleed from my skin cracking >Go to dermatologist >Get this lotion thats supposed to help >300 dollars a bottle >Get home >J------- with it 74 KB JPG

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Anon assists his bully. | /r/Greentext

>be me like 9 years ago in school >get bullied daily >one day bully approaches me >tells me to do his homework >says if I don't he will beat me up or some s--- >ffw to being at home >doing bully's homework >get a idea >"What if I c-- on his homework?", I think to myself >start jacking off until I c-- on his homework >let it sit for a bit before wiping it off >now there a c-- stains >ffw to next day >be almost late to math class on purpose so that my bully can't look at it enough to see the c-- stains >he(my bully) takes it fast so he can give it to the teacher >class starts and we're doing some retarded f-- math while our teacher is looking at the homework >teacher notices the c-- stain >yells at my bully that he disgusting >bully starts to get nervous and says "ANON DID IT, HE DID MY HOMEWORK!" >teacher asks me >say no >teacher leaves with him to the principles office >ffw a month >haven't see bully since the incident >rumors that he moved >ffw two months >find out that he killed himself lol don't f--- with me c---

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Karma Police | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 30 KB JPG 06/12/23(Mon)09:14:44 No.73649581 >can't post on Reddit because of some gay protest I guess I'm stuck here for a couple of days : Anonymous 06/12/23(Mon) 09:16:19 No.73649600 >>73649581 (OP) # >reddit When the website starts working again, please go back and stay there forever.

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Anon relates to television | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 4 KB JPG 06/19/23(Mon)00:15:36 No.73724001 Do any anons watch tv shows I was watching late night crime series and this is how it goes >girl falsely accuses a guy of r--- >guys life is destroyed and is expelled from college >meets up with the girl and rapes her >she takes him to court >lawyer riles up the guy by bringing up how the girl destroyed his life 8 Replies / 1 Image >gets him to confess on Stage >everyone claps at how ingenious he is >guy is locked up for 7 yrs >girl goes off free and enjoys her life What is this s--- View Thread

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Anon dislikes cars | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: s1GYVASp) 855 KB GIF 06/19/23(Mon)02:15:45 No.431184706 >>431179880 # >In a functional country people wouldn't need to get behind a personalized 2000lbs motorized hunk of metal or pay some freelance anarchocapitalist delivery driver app to get a single f------ meal >The entire reason for all of this is because it's all an attempt by Americans to avoid n------. That's why we cant just walk or bike to a resturaunt down a street, that's why malls are dead, that's why there's no sense of public space to hang out with and literally no ability to get to your f------ job or do anything in america without driving a f------ car. We fled the cities because they were ruined by n------ with the libshit policy cheap housing and now we're all stuck spread out and isolated in suburbs, and the most we come in contact with one another is driving huge hunks of metal like psychos because everyone else we see is literally just an object blocking our path >ALL BECAUSE OF N----- >and jews Perfectly said.

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Anons grandpa is a criminal | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 48 KB JPG 06/19/23(Mon)08:02:01 My grandpa is literally Jorji from Papers please No.641225692 >Be me, Macedonian >study in Britain, go back to Macedonia every summer to visit my family >My family was planning to go to Rome for a couple weeks >Everything bought, everything packed and sorted out >Go to airport >Grandpa cannot go through >They say he has a lifetime ban to use this airport >ask why? >They give a file on him >15 SECURITY AND CONTRABAND OFFENCES SINCE 2009 >He once tried to sneak tobacco >alcohol >beetroots >4 full heads of cabbage >One time he wanted to go somewhere and he wanted to take some yugoslavian memrobelia, no idea why he has them he isnt a war veteran we didnt participate in the Yugoslav wars >Look what he tried to sneak through >2 Yugoslav army knives

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Even on the coldest nights I eat my own cum | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/15/20(Sun)10:06:11 No.60926043 ► File: EA90511F-7021-46AD-B37F-A().png (170 KB, 349x300) EVEN ON THE COLDEST NIGHTS I.EAT MY OWN C-- >>60925869 F--- it might as well tell you all >work at funeral agency >have to meet up with the family to plan out the funeral >policy at work is to keep an understanding tone and not smile too much >suddenly get overcome by the knowledge of pic related. >my friend showed me this image a week ago and ever since then it has been appearing in my mind >I try my best not to smile >make it through the entire meeting without smiling while the image haunts me >at the end of the meeting youre supposed to say something inspirational and uplifting to the family >I want to say "even on the coldest nights, the warmth of our loved ones will let us see the dawn once more" >"even on the coldest nights, I eat my own c--"

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Anon uses an AI travel guide | /r/Greentext

1.49 MB PNG >US expat living in Greece using Al as a travel guide >Al recommends Kosovo for a quick and cheap trip >Al says it's cheaper in the north, city is Mitrovica. Cool! >Visiting "hidden gem" tourist attraction, New "Austerlitz" Bridge, crossing the Ibar River. There are armed guards everywhere. The Serbs f------ hate the Albanians and live on opposite sides of the bridge? >I walk across the bridge and see signs "welcome to community of Serb municipalities" >Feels like I just walked into Gaza Strip? Al didn't prepare me for this >6'5" muscular shirtless Serbian guy with huge eyebrows, GRENADE TATTOO, and a cross necklace approaches me. Three of his friends pop out of the alleyway behind him. >Serb is waving, yelling something like "DOODIE COOCHIE" >Preparing my anus, start speaking English, one of the Serbs says "come home" in broken English >He takes me to a house, there is an older woman yelling DOODIE COOCHIE >Preparing my anus >They served me Ćevapčići and sent me on my way >Delicious Never judge a book by its cover

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Anon uses all natural cologne | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous more pee boules 06/18/23(Sun)23:08:36 No.901167003 61 KB JPG i fell for the urine as cologne meme >spent 2 days pissing in jars instead of using the toilet >didnt drink water so it would be more powerful >sprayed myself with it and dabbed it on my neck before work yesterday >people avoided me like the plague >wore it again today bc i thought it just needed time to start working >anytime i talked to someone they wrinkled their nose or stepped back >manager held me after my shift and told me i need to shower before i come in again you f------ lied to me.

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Pseudo-intellectualanon mogged by subway wizard | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/21/18 (Wed)19:48:00 No. 10877907 >reading Plato on the subway >Parmenides, struggling to understand >black guy next to me glances over >"Are you an intellectual ?" >"Not really." >"That's why you read Plato" >he smiles and leaves a few stations later >come home and try thinking of comebacks in the shower what the f--- >>10877947 # >>10882371 #

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