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File: zoldon.jpg (152 KB, 348x365) The Legend Of Zelda The Movie (TM) Anonymous 06/16/23(Fri)15:49:42 No.640972302 >>640972579 >Illumination Zelda movie begins >"Hi. The name's Link. Just Link." >Voiced by Tom Holland. >"Some of you might know me as basically the bravest hero there ever was. Yeah, I'm a pretty big deal. Went from small town farmhand to dragon slaying legend, one might say. Chosen by the gods, not a bad gig." >Compilation of Link breaking people's pots, getting harassed by chickens, playing the flute poorly, flexing in the mirror. >"Yep. Even got in cozy with the Princess. Princess Zelda. There she is." >Zelda walks in slow motion, Link's jaw drops >"And everything was going just great. Well, until that Ganon guy showed up." >Zelda walks past Link and hops into Ganondorf's Bugatti. He puts his arm around her and drives off through a big puddle of mud, which gets all over Link. >Mario can be seen rolling his eyes in the background as a Cool Easter Egg. >"Yeah, turns out he wasn't such a great dude though. Who could've predicted a guy who dresses like THAT would turn out to be the King of Evil? Oh yeah. ME." >The camera zooms out showing Ganondorf laughing maniacally on top of a castle while Zelda is tied up behind him. Lightning flashes. >"Sheesh. Overdramatic much? So anyways. I guess it's my job to fix this. Kill all the monsters, defeat the bad guy, and save the princess. Good thing that's kind of my specialty." >I Need a Hero by Bonnie Tyler starts playing Anonymous 06/16/23(Fri)16:03:16 No.640973617 >>640972302 (OP) Starring Idris Elba as Ganondorf Bryan Cranston as the Great Deku Tree Awkwafina as Navi

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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