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File: zoldon.jpg (152 KB, 348x365) The Legend Of Zelda The Movie (TM) Anonymous 06/16/23(Fri)15:49:42 No.640972302 >>640972579 >Illumination Zelda movie begins >"Hi. The name's Link. Just Link." >Voiced by Tom Holland. >"Some of you might know me as basically the bravest hero there ever was. Yeah, I'm a pretty big deal. Went from small town farmhand to dragon slaying legend, one might say. Chosen by the gods, not a bad gig." >Compilation of Link breaking people's pots, getting harassed by chickens, playing the flute poorly, flexing in the mirror. >"Yep. Even got in cozy with the Princess. Princess Zelda. There she is." >Zelda walks in slow motion, Link's jaw drops >"And everything was going just great. Well, until that Ganon guy showed up." >Zelda walks past Link and hops into Ganondorf's Bugatti. He puts his arm around her and drives off through a big puddle of mud, which gets all over Link. >Mario can be seen rolling his eyes in the background as a Cool Easter Egg. >"Yeah, turns out he wasn't such a great dude though. Who could've predicted a guy who dresses like THAT would turn out to be the King of Evil? Oh yeah. ME." >The camera zooms out showing Ganondorf laughing maniacally on top of a castle while Zelda is tied up behind him. Lightning flashes. >"Sheesh. Overdramatic much? So anyways. I guess it's my job to fix this. Kill all the monsters, defeat the bad guy, and save the princess. Good thing that's kind of my specialty." >I Need a Hero by Bonnie Tyler starts playing Anonymous 06/16/23(Fri)16:03:16 No.640973617 >>640972302 (OP) Starring Idris Elba as Ganondorf Bryan Cranston as the Great Deku Tree Awkwafina as Navi

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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File: zoldon.jpg (152 KB, 348x365) The Legend Of Zelda The Movie (TM) Anonymous 06/16/23(Fri)15:49:42 No.640972302 >>640972579 >Illumination Zelda movie begins >"Hi. The name's Link. Just Link." >Voiced by Tom Holland. >"Some of you might know me as basically the bravest hero there ever was. Yeah, I'm a pretty big deal. Went from small town farmhand to dragon slaying legend, one might say. Chosen by the gods, not a bad gig." >Compilation of Link breaking people's pots, getting harassed by chickens, playing the flute poorly, flexing in the mirror. >"Yep. Even got in cozy with the Princess. Princess Zelda. There she is." >Zelda walks in slow motion, Link's jaw drops >"And everything was going just great. Well, until that Ganon guy showed up." >Zelda walks past Link and hops into Ganondorf's Bugatti. He puts his arm around her and drives off through a big puddle of mud, which gets all over Link. >Mario can be seen rolling his eyes in the background as a Cool Easter Egg. >"Yeah, turns out he wasn't such a great dude though. Who could've predicted a guy who dresses like THAT would turn out to be the King of Evil? Oh yeah. ME." >The camera zooms out showing Ganondorf laughing maniacally on top of a castle while Zelda is tied up behind him. Lightning flashes. >"Sheesh. Overdramatic much? So anyways. I guess it's my job to fix this. Kill all the monsters, defeat the bad guy, and save the princess. Good thing that's kind of my specialty." >I Need a Hero by Bonnie Tyler starts playing Anonymous 06/16/23(Fri)16:03:16 No.640973617 >>640972302 (OP) Starring Idris Elba as Ganondorf Bryan Cranston as the Great Deku Tree Awkwafina as Navi

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