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Anon might be in love with a toy | /r/Greentext
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![File: 1455686587873.jpg (12 KB, 196x178) Anonymous 12/03/17(Sun)19:16:01 No.752770773 [Reply]► >>752772354 >>752771966 >Be Me >Living in Wales working at a nightclub called YBYD ("The World" in Welsh) >Does weird international themed s---. >Work there with a friend of mine from Gwynedd named Yraes (pronounced Urr-Ice) >He's kind of a shitlord, gives our manager a hard time >Constantly pranking people >Couple years ago he put "Never gonna Give You Up" in the DJ's playlist >Not that long ago he replaced a bottle of Smirnoff with vinegar >Still don't know how he isn't fired >Be Friday >I open up and get hit with a swarm of flies >Walk inside and see thousands of the f------ flying everwhere >Instantly call my manager lw (Pronounced Yoo, f------ Welsh names) >Turns out some retard on Sunday forgot to clean out the sinks and a s--- ton of flies layed their eggs in there. >Call an exterminator >Says there's probably between 8 and 12 million of the f------ alive >Says he'll need 6-7 hours to kill most of them >We open in 3 hours >ohshit.jpg >The show must go on >Spend the entire night running around swatting flies >I must have killed a thousand of the bastards >I am the mbo of flies >End of the night and I'm about to pass out from exhaustion >Pour some rubbing alcohol down the sink to kill any eggs left >Go to my car, depating on whether to sleep in it tonight >Yraes comes outside >"Anon! The sink's of fire!" >"Ha ha, very funny" >"No I'm serious it's on fire. I put my c-- out in it, and it caught fire. I think it's the alcohol you put in it Anon." >See flames inside >Run inside and see thousands of bugs, on fire, flying out of the sink >"Jesus Christ, call lw" >He calls our manager >She hangs up on him, thinking it was a prank >At this point the club is fully engulfed in flames and we had to get out >And I cannot give a single f--- >Go back to my car and sleep >Friend is still desperatly trying to get a hold of our manager >lw would not believe Yraes >If ten million fire-flies >Lit up The World as I fell asleep Showing all replies. Anonymous 12/03/17(Sun)19:30:24 No.752771715 ► File: 1512258848670.png (6 KB, 458x347)](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/606/901/1cb.png "Anons friend is a Welsh dumbass | /r/Greentext")
![: Anonymous (ID: 82x00QxS) [] Quitting my job: NEVER WORK FO(...) 55 KB PNG No.430726150 I vow never again to work for a woman >interviewed by a woman for the job >instantly withdraw my application >if I get on-site and a woman is the manager >instant walk-off the job >if the higher ups are women >never apply in the first place 06/15/23(Thu)14:16:50](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/606/900/ca3.png "anon is too redpilled to function in normal society.. | /r/Greentext")
![[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] File: Pep.jpg (56 KB, 888x526) And we'll say "no maaann...." We just want to laugh at world of clowns... A chick with a dong... A fox in a thong... Browsing through a website called 4 chan. In the evening we can go to /pol/ man... We'll pretend they're just messin' around... They'll ask "are you feds?" Later ooonn we'll inquire... About the vaaaacine supplier... O Anonymous 06/03/23(Sat)13:52:47 No.73546473 Through the booaaards we are browsing... And the pooosts are arousing... Anons unite... We're sperging tonight... Browsing through a website called 4chan... [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [Auto] [Advertise on 4chanj Gone awaaay is the normie... Only aaaaautists before me.... The people are mean... The text it is green.... Browsing through a website called 4chan... [Post a Reply] 0/0/1/3 0/0/1/3](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/606/768/c98.png "Anon sings a christmas song. | /r/Greentext")
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