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![The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/946/856/9f0.jpeg "Anon is hopeful | /r/Greentext")
![File: 1455686587873.jpg (12 KB, 196x178) Anonymous 12/03/17(Sun)19:16:01 No.752770773 [Reply]► >>752772354 >>752771966 >Be Me >Living in Wales working at a nightclub called YBYD ("The World" in Welsh) >Does weird international themed s---. >Work there with a friend of mine from Gwynedd named Yraes (pronounced Urr-Ice) >He's kind of a shitlord, gives our manager a hard time >Constantly pranking people >Couple years ago he put "Never gonna Give You Up" in the DJ's playlist >Not that long ago he replaced a bottle of Smirnoff with vinegar >Still don't know how he isn't fired >Be Friday >I open up and get hit with a swarm of flies >Walk inside and see thousands of the f------ flying everwhere >Instantly call my manager lw (Pronounced Yoo, f------ Welsh names) >Turns out some retard on Sunday forgot to clean out the sinks and a s--- ton of flies layed their eggs in there. >Call an exterminator >Says there's probably between 8 and 12 million of the f------ alive >Says he'll need 6-7 hours to kill most of them >We open in 3 hours >ohshit.jpg >The show must go on >Spend the entire night running around swatting flies >I must have killed a thousand of the bastards >I am the mbo of flies >End of the night and I'm about to pass out from exhaustion >Pour some rubbing alcohol down the sink to kill any eggs left >Go to my car, depating on whether to sleep in it tonight >Yraes comes outside >"Anon! The sink's of fire!" >"Ha ha, very funny" >"No I'm serious it's on fire. I put my c-- out in it, and it caught fire. I think it's the alcohol you put in it Anon." >See flames inside >Run inside and see thousands of bugs, on fire, flying out of the sink >"Jesus Christ, call lw" >He calls our manager >She hangs up on him, thinking it was a prank >At this point the club is fully engulfed in flames and we had to get out >And I cannot give a single f--- >Go back to my car and sleep >Friend is still desperatly trying to get a hold of our manager >lw would not believe Yraes >If ten million fire-flies >Lit up The World as I fell asleep Showing all replies. Anonymous 12/03/17(Sun)19:30:24 No.752771715 ► File: 1512258848670.png (6 KB, 458x347)](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/606/901/1cb.png "Anons friend is a Welsh dumbass | /r/Greentext")
![: Anonymous (ID: 82x00QxS) [] Quitting my job: NEVER WORK FO(...) 55 KB PNG No.430726150 I vow never again to work for a woman >interviewed by a woman for the job >instantly withdraw my application >if I get on-site and a woman is the manager >instant walk-off the job >if the higher ups are women >never apply in the first place 06/15/23(Thu)14:16:50](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/606/900/ca3.png "anon is too redpilled to function in normal society.. | /r/Greentext")
![[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] File: Pep.jpg (56 KB, 888x526) And we'll say "no maaann...." We just want to laugh at world of clowns... A chick with a dong... A fox in a thong... Browsing through a website called 4 chan. In the evening we can go to /pol/ man... We'll pretend they're just messin' around... They'll ask "are you feds?" Later ooonn we'll inquire... About the vaaaacine supplier... O Anonymous 06/03/23(Sat)13:52:47 No.73546473 Through the booaaards we are browsing... And the pooosts are arousing... Anons unite... We're sperging tonight... Browsing through a website called 4chan... [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [Auto] [Advertise on 4chanj Gone awaaay is the normie... Only aaaaautists before me.... The people are mean... The text it is green.... Browsing through a website called 4chan... [Post a Reply] 0/0/1/3 0/0/1/3](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/606/768/c98.png "Anon sings a christmas song. | /r/Greentext")
