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- C T.H.D What the f--- was their problem? Chud 4 hours ago Nº40429 A >be central asian >Satrap Pajeetmanu II Shithanstani conquers your village and 3 miles of empty desert >proclaims himself "Emperor of the Universe" >dies from a--- bleaching and is replaced by his retard sons, each worse than the last >Niggerkan XVII Sexrex, fourth grandson of Pajeetmanu, inherits the throne and reigns for 15 seconds before getting btfo by 50000000 Turkish horse archers lead by Tengri Chingchongoğlu >Chingchongoğlu refuses to pay tribute to China >Emperor Cǎo Ni Mã of the Tang Dynasty gets pissy and invades with 23 horse archers he stole from Bactria and crushes Chingchongoğlu's force using Western tactics he learned from Jesuit missionaries >Chingchongoğlu castrated and flayed alive before being sacrificed to Confucius >Emperor Cǎo Ni Mā rules for 7 years before abandoning the region to deal with eunuch uprising #284829 >kidnaps 7000000 Iranian slave women and depopulates entire cities by giving local farmers retarded agricultural advice >Turks invade >Tibetans invade >Turks invade again >Emperor Sayeed al-Gangu of Bihar invades and builds a retarded 400-foot fountain that drains all the lakes and leaves the area in a permanent state of drought >Sayeed al-Gangu dethroned by his son, Ali, who destroys the fountain before dying of siphylis from his Iranian slave wife >Timur al-Karaboğa invades during the succession crisis and massacres 75% of the population >Emperor Wei Wāsì Khan of the Lingling Dynasty invades to restore order and genocides the remaining 25% >Turks invade again (again) >meanwhile your distant cousins are busy destroying Europe Repeat for 500 years

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

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