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1. #769367220 5/22/18, 4:30 PM >be me >american >go to school >don't get shot, because gun violence in america is very exaggerated by the media >go home >shoot myself 1 REPLY 2 #769367427 5/22/18 4:32 PM >>769367220 OP >Suicide is then reported in gun death statistics, without clarification, used to exaggerate gun violence by media It all comes full cycle

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anon wants a dog | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Wacky Cat Mischief 5 KB JPG 06/13/23(Tue) 19:34:18 No.900893342 >be me >been trying to decide on whether to get a pet cat or a pet dog >Monday >be walking home from school >see two cats ahead on the sidewalk hissing and screaming at each other >suddenly they throw themselves on each other and start fighting >lots of biting and growling >they roll off the sidewalk and onto the road as they continue to fight and scream >a truck comes barreling by and runs them both over >their screeching ends >walk over to look at the scene >a pet dog it is

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Anon is a cat lover.,..... | /r/Greentext

570 KB JPG glass >be me, 17f and in treatmen and recovery from r--- >walking through petco to pick up crickets for my friends pet lizard >lock eyes with this cat in the adoption area >she presses her paw up to the >cryinginpublic.jpg >l impulsively adopt her >two months later, sucidal thoughts almost nonexistent and able to talk to strangers again >cat is my best friend, she never leaves my side when I'm home and encourages me to get out of bed in the morning Don't forget to give your pet a hug today

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Anon goes to extreme length | /r/Greentext

45 KB JPG >THAT >F------ >W---- >wake up at 3PM (earliest in years) >mommy is at her job at a construction site >look at my Toy Story nightstand expecting there to be a hot plate of tendies >there isnt >use my tard adrenaline to roll out of bed >roll to the cabinet and grab grammys ashes >dump them into one of my full semen jugs >chug all of it >send the video of me doing it to bitch mommy >thatll teach that bitch >turn on news 2 hours later after blowing grammys dusty shitflakes out of my ass >something about a woman committing suicide by jumping off a construction crane where mommy works >women will do anything to get attention. Mommy should be home any minute to apologize for forgetting my morning tendies.

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Im happy for anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous ITT: Benefits of lifting as a (...) 11/11/21(Thu)23:21:03 No.64323169 FROG GAME >recently asked out a cute waitress LOOK AT THE FROG out who I've talked to before and who I thought we had a good thing going >tells me she has a bf but that we can still be friends >tell her no worries, her bf is a YOU WON!! 62 KB JPG lucky guy >instead of feeling defeated I use that "sad" energy to lift heavier weights at the gym >despite this being the 50th girl to reject me in my life I don't let the rejections get me down like they used to I guess I'm more mature than before but you never get used to rejections, they still hurt just not as much as before.

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anon didn’t actually watch the movie | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 7 KB JPG 06/13/23(Tue)17:12:18 No.58560167 How the f--- could Ryan blow up a Panther tank with just a revolver? And this gets touted as a realistic depiction of war, that vets wept at the theaters seeing it. 19 Replies / 4 Images View Thread

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Anon has a problem in vegas | /r/Greentext

7 KB JPG >be me >get really into poker >get cocky >go to Vegas >think I'm going to win a fuckton >bet all of my money >I lose >ohfuck.jpg >can't pay for trip back to home state >am currently in a Denny's >what do anons

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Anon Has No Friends | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/13/23 (Tue)13:15:05 No.73663195 444 KB PNG >be me >no friends >friend from school who cut me off for some reason messages me, asking to send some memes >i send them >he says they're cringe, that i'm retarded and should kill myself. >he then blocks me Shouldn't have made any friends at school man

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Will anon figure the mystery out? | /r/Greentext

>Be Me >Married dead bedroom >Suspicious of wife >Very secretive all of a sudden >Fapping at my computer one night >Notice stains on carpet beside sofa >Investigate and stains also on sofa >Looks like dried in j--- >Flashback's of when she use to blow me in that very spot >Clean it up and say nothing to my wife >Week later similar stains appear 37 KB JPG >Again I clean it up >Again it reappears every week or two >Always after days I'm in office >Start checking laundry >Find similar stains on one of her tops buried at the bottom of basket >She obviously cheating >Already called lawyer about divorce >Gathering evidence now so she doesn't flip this and try keep the house >Camera set up >I'm in office today >Let's catch this bitch

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Anon's schoolmates innovate bullying with AI | /r/Greentext

How f----- am I right now? >be me >high schooler. it's absolutely brutal right now >whole school hates me because I'm always talking about how gender and sex are two different things, saying there are only 2 sexes >"anon loves talking about sex, but does he know his mom has an OnlyFans?" >my mom didn't have an OnlyFans, she is fat and 52 years old >one of the kids took a photo of my mom, made Al generated nudes of her, and put them on OnlyFans to get a screenshot >he sent it to the entire school, everyone making fun of me >I told my mom about it and she decided that she would start an OnlyFans because "I look better than those photos anon" >lots of people started paying her on OF, she plays up being a granny and plays with her belly fat in videos 1.62 MB PNG >my teacher has her nudes. He told me he will only delete them if I graduate >my GPA is a 2.3 >my mom quit her job and is doing OnlyFans full time now, making double what she was as an office assistant What can I do to convince my teacher to delete the photos?

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Anon opens up | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous hey mom you were right I'm not based I'm mentally ill 133 KB JPG 06/13/23(Tue)12:41:56 No.73662305 >Be quiet and keep to myself >People want me to speak, they make jokes about me being quiet >Speak, tell jokes, share my opinion >People dislike or straight up start hating me I can't say I'm doing good or that life's fine or that I'm good at something or people get jealous. I can't talk about things I like because no one else likes them. My opinions make people angry, but instead of people confronting or debating me they start talking s--- behind my back. I don't think I wanna be friends with these people anymore.

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anon, in a bout of unparalleled genius, mocks and belittles the acts of a foolish Minecraft youtuber | /r/Greentext

File: Screen Shot_2022_10_03_at(...).jpg (156 KB, 1400x1400) Le M6910 dream Anonymous (ID: (Sw3zrxS1) 06/13/23(Tue)08:50:38 No.17842853 ► >be an extremely popular minecraft youtube guy >want to do a face reveal to boost views >Your fanbase of 13-year-old girls has drawn a lot of p--- of you looking gay with fluffy hair so you have to go for that >spend over 2 years losing weight and getting lean (props ig) >make face reveal looking like a regular white guy >internet acts exactly as you f------ expected >do a f------ FACE UNREVEAL trying to delete every photo with his face in it cause he got insecure after a while what the f--- did dream expect? absolute dumbass

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Anon goes for a ride | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 58 KB PNG 05/16/23(Tue)17:00:56 No.73338848 >having a bad day >go for a ride in the evening >random stranger makes fun of me as I'm passing him >"that's weird, oh well" >happens again with another stranger >and again >don't go outside anymore I'm tired of living. This is not worth it at all, I can't do anything, it's just perpetual misery or disappointment and I know the first response to this will be some kind of mockery or negative in some way. That's if it gets any responses at all. I'm so sick of living. Nothing ever works out or even brings me joy anymore. I'm tired. Just wanted to write it down.

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