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Welcome 24 Hour Dre >"How are they?" >"They are luke warm" This just happened tonight Anonymous 06/04/23(Sun)03:48:18 No.73554221 ► >>73554225 >>73554261 >Midnight >Dad driving me and him home from work(we work at the same place) >Dad asks me if I am hungry >"No, I am okay" >"You sure? I will ask again once we get off the highway" >"Alright, if you are going to order something for me, I will just consider it my lunch for tomorrow" >"Alright" >He always asks them to be fresh, never anything else >He even gives me the Mcdonalds bag to test if they are fresh >He gives me the bag and I taste the fries >Dad goes to the usual Mcdonalds that go to when we are heading home from work >For some reason I have never bothered to ask until recently, he has this fixation on the fries being fresh >"Are they hot?" >"No, just warm" >He takes a fry from the bag and puts it in his mouth >Honks the horn >"Dad, please, please dad, Don't do this" >"We can get sick from this, I am not eating this and neither are you" >"Dad, it only takes 10 to 15 minutes for fries to get warm like that" >Cashier comes back >He starts cussing >Cashier is doing the refund >"Hey, these fries are not hot" >"Oh, I can reheat them for you" >"Give me a refund for everything" >I'm feeling second hand embarrassment, and wonder if this is going to take another 10 minutes >"Dad" >"Stop it! I paid for this! I am not paying for this s---!" >As he is giving it to the cashier, the bag falls through his hands >"F---!" Anonymous 06/04/23(Sun)03:48:52 No.73554225 >>73554244 >>73554282 >>73554221 (OP) >"Do not ever take me here ever again, I do not want to be here ever again dad" >"You won't be here again" >"Did you hear what she said? She offered to reheat them! Dipping it back in oil can make us SICK!" >"I worked in fast food places son, I know the safety protocols, she was going to get us SICK!" >"What is your fixation on fries? Why do you never ask for a fresh burger?" >My dad takes a 10 second pause >Says something to the affect of because the burgers(or fries, I did not really care to memorize what he said) are under lamps >As we are leaving, my dad says "Ma'am, you are going to get someone sick!" >"I am sorry I got excited there son, but this is what these people do! They will give us cold s--- that's been laying there at the end of the night and then take the fresh s--- home to feed their families!" Do you think he has mental issues? It's been a little over a year since we've been working together(I am 22 years old), since then, he has been showing a side of himself that I've rarely seen(I suppose because I never bonded with him much). This weird attitude of his will just manifest over silly trivial s---.

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The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

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22 KB JPG >be me, playing WoW >play on asian servers because NA servers are too easy >2 Chinese players bully me >type "June 4th 1989, Tian an Men Square Massacre" >Both disconnect >mfw I just sent two inncoent children to a Chinese Labor Camp and got their whole family executed

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Anon can't understand | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 26 KB JPG 06/04/23(Sun)02:03:15 No.73550384 >Be me >Genuenly can't understand what is the mindset of /pol/ users >Like do they believe killing jews get them off of their 9/5 wagecuck mcdonalds job Imao

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Peace on earth | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Peace on earth 89 KB JPG 06/04/23(Sun)02:38:11 No.116670109 >be me >be millionaire >talk about world peace non-stop >only thing I really did for world peace is sit I'm fancy hotel and do nothing for a few days > Physically abuse wife >emotionally abuse kids >be remembered as legend >pic related

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The story of throat-singing anon, this time compiled like rules say | /r/Greentext

File: img_(2).png (60 KB, 247x351) Throat-Singing Boymoder 03/05/23(Sun)10:25:34 No.29910333 [Reply] ► >boymoding in the mongolian empire >practicing my throat-singing skills to serve the Khan and get paid a lot of tugriks to pay for my feminizing potions >finally, my turn comes >I come to the centre of the stage >Khan is hiring new throat-singers because the previous Khan killed them all off >Khan makes a throat-singing contest >sell family heirloom trophy sword to get enough tugriks to pay the contest registration fee, plan to buy it back after winning or my dad will kill me >all the other contenders are balding old ugly monks >mfw I'm the only young person there >the Khan is looking at me from the second floor, sitting at his throne >sit down on a cushion and prepare my galshar >they sing really good though, perfect khoomei >start to get worried I just lost the family heirloom and will not be able to get enough money for feminizing potions to stop masculinizing >my turn comes next >start to play it >it's not really that hard considering it's just two strings >start singing what I practiced >"SUMBAYARUMJONGEKHONGESARAMBOKUHIBLIRIYESUVARAJYEWAJYEDORZOSUVALESESA >unpack my galshar >take a big sip from my leather bottle of koumiss to get that perfect golden vibration VALESEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYOYOOOYOYOOYOOY000000000" >finish singing >>after the contest ends the servant tells me to go to the Khan's quarters >think that I made it >go to his quarters >god they're so f------ shiny and golden >Khan is sitting on his other throne >stands up when he sees me enter the room >kneel before him >"Stand up, anon" >my natural thin fagvoice which is somehow also capable of throat-singing comes out of my mouth "y-yes sir" >f--- f--- f--- he's so much hotter up close >he's enormous, he must be at least 7 gishgam >he f------ towers my 5 gishgam self >"So, anon. You did well on that contest. Not to mention, you're the youngest of our contenders." >he looks down at me >"And I want to offer you a position" >finally finally it's happening >"As my concubine. >mfw Cont Throat-Singing Boymoder 03/05/23(Sun)11:55:12 No.29911344 ► >>29911495>>29912630 file: Picsart_23-03-05 11-23-32-946.png (1.53 MB, 3464x2309) B-be your concubine? But I'm a boy! >"A-as your concubine? B-but I'm a boy!" >"Oh don't be silly, anon. I know all about why you wanted to win this contest." >fucheknows >"Does a boy sell his family heirloom to register on a throat-singing contest to afford buying feminizing potions?" he looks me in the eyes >"Does a boy speak with such a thin voice despite being capable of grabbing the lowest notes of the kargyraa style?" he looks at my lips >"Does a boy have such a petite 5 gishgam tall body?" he glances at my lower half >"1-i-i'm a boyl I have a shodoi between my legs!" >"No, anon. I don't like boys. I'm not an ijil khuisten. But I like you. And I am chigeeree, therefore you must be a girl." >F--- I can't argue with that logic >"So, anon. Or rather, anonette. Do you accept my offer?" >"You will be provided with enough tugriks to make you and your family live as lords, the highest comforts fit for a beautiful concubine such as yourself, you will be respected by the empire's subjects, and in return you'll just have to... accompany me at night. >l blush and images of him having his way with me, unable to resist in any meaningful way flash through my mind >"Of course, you don't have to answer me right now. For now, I will provide you with luxurious quarters for you to think my offer over." >"You're free to go, anonette." >Still stunned and unable to speak I walk out of there and the servant leads me to my quarters >Lie down on the most comfortable bed I've ever lied on in my entire life >Look down >My little shodoi is rock hard >Hardest I've ever been >Pull my pants off and bite my tsamts with my mouth to not get it dirty >Start stroking my shodoi >Imagine the Khan's big hands grabbing me >Shodoi starts leaking pre-koum >Imagine sucking his giant Mongolian warlord shodoi while he puts his enormous hand on my head and guides me with it >F--- f--- f--- >C-- on my flat tummy harder than I ever did in my life, koumiss-like substance flies everywhere >Clean up and think about my response to the Khan Cont? Throat-Singing Boymoder 03/05/23(Sun)23:26:55 No.29928766 >Next morning wake up in clean sheets and a comfy bed surrounded by luxurious pillows >Blush remembering what happened yesterday >Lie on the bed for a couple more minutes before standing up >Think to myself "damn I must've just dosed off yesterday, didn't even have a proper look at this place" >Look around, god this place is big >Look out the window >Damn that's a nice garden >Wait what >This place has a f------ mirror?? >Holy hell this thing costs more than my life >Look at my reflection >Damn I have a nice ass >Damn I have a pretty face >"I can see why Khan considers me a woman now..." >Looks like buying those shady feminizing potions from that traveling merchant was a good decision... >Look at the big chest in front of my canopy Khan-size bed >OwO_whats_this.jpg >Jump off the bed like a cat >Check inside >It's concubine clothes >Blush and close it >My bag is right next to it >Look inside >Everything seems to be in place except for my spare clothes >Suddenly a servant barges into my room >"Breakfast is ready, ma'am" the servant says >"W-where did you put my clothes?" I say as I try to hide my fluster from being called ma'am >"The Khan took liberty to relieve you of your dirty boyish clothes. You can find your new clothes in that chest by your bed." >what >"You will be provided with whatever you may require for your comfort. For now, I will take my leave. Come down whenever you're ready." >The servant then leaves as I stand there astounded by what he said Throat-Singing Boymoder06/02/23(Fri)19:41:03 No.31250185 ► >>31250393 File: img_(4).png (362 KB, 711x1554) >Wake up next morning on a luxurious baldachin bed >Stretch and let out a moan >"God it feels like it's been 3 months since I last woke up" i say in my thin fagvoice that is also capable of taking the lowest notes of kargyraa >Look down shodoi >Notice that nothing is covering my horsepiss-induced t------, nor my >Remember yesterday and blush >"F--- I need some clothes" >Look for my stuff >Nowhere to be found >shitshitshit >Open the bedroom chest >Only girl clothes inside >fuckshitfuck >"l-i guess I don't have a choice, do 1?" >fuckhowdoiputiton come >A servant goes inside without warning and says "good morning ma'am, I to help you prepare for your meal with the Khan." >She stops in the middle of her line and looks at me being clearly stuck inside the buryat dress >smug_smirk.jpeg >"Allow me to help, ma'am" >She effortlessly puts the dress on me and starts working on my make-up >I look at myself in the bedroom mirror(which is extremely f------ expensive and rare) >I look exactly like >I look like a woman >Feel extremely happy >A certain Chinese philosopher Rai Blan Kard would probably have something to say about my emotions right now >Servant leaves me to my thoughts >Look in the mirror >Look in the mirror again >Start crying from happiness >"I'm gonna make it, I'm gonna make it." >I have decided. >I will agree to the Khan's offer. Cont. Throat-Singing Boymoder | 06/02/23(Fri)20:50:50 No.31250872 ► File: End.png (539 KB, 1920x1080) >ffw dining with Khan >"How do >"h-huh? oh, I >We both shodoi Ffw next a girl leaks I don't like boys, but I like you. Therefore you must be a girl. you like living in the palace?" asks the Khan year the best in a fagvoice you won't be needing the >"Oh, don't worry, those boy clothes either way, you are my woman after all." says Khan before laughing in a deep voice >"b-but I haven't even agreed yet!!" i mutter >"Sure, sure. So, why don't you play some Morin Khuur and throat-sing for me?" >"o-okay..." >the servants bring us an expensive decorated Morin Khuur and I take a sip of koumiss >After went smoothly >Mfw >Mfw >Mfw End. love it, but me >"MMMMMBADAIDEYOOOYADUYADAIDEYOOOO" >While I throat sing he puts his giant hand on my head and starts f------ petting >Immediately blush and get horny but still finish the song >"So, your time is up. What's your answer, Anonette?" the Khan asks, before caressing my cheek >"l-i agree. >"I haven't heard you, say it loud and clear." being your concubine!" >"Good girl." >The Khan starts making out with me >fuckfuckfuckaaaaaafiksdjfl >Brain fuckingshutsoff >"I agree to >We make all sorts >The Khan f------ bed chamber >He f------ tears massaging >Starts >mmmmghf -GOOD GIRL >He's destroying >I love every >"s-so this is how being moans of pleasure reach my moment of lewd noises picks >fffuck >He starts to lube up my khulan with his finger >ohgod >hesgonnadoit >Inserts his shodoi in my khulan >AAAAaaaaAAA and gentle and gets >Starts off slow >ajsdlakJSLDd I couldn't find my clothes and my other stuff" I respond my dress of me and groping my inner thighs the tiny sprouts me up and, while continuing to kiss me, takes me to his big feminized of off climax it a woman feels and he of koum potion-makers of rougher and rougher with each thrust khulan his giant shodoi I buyed back the heirloom I now live I made it. with koums like?" i think to myself while letting out deep inside my khulan, while my Mongolia synthesized estradiol my transition sword that I sold to join the contest happily as a concubine in a harem of the Khan

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fantastic action by anon..... | /r/Greentext

17 KB JPG >be me 18 year old >walking alone back from uni at night >i see some girl in a hoodie behind me >whatever.avi >i go forward several blocks taking multiple turns because autism (think shes following me) > suddenly she sprints forward and grabs my arm casually >"hey anon! its me from highschool! u remember?" >ive never seen this girl in my life >she then pushes me against a building wall and puts her hand on my benis >i close my eyes, autism kicks in >i kick her in the stomack with my knee >while she screams a tall fat bigger comes out of a car >"w-what the f-- u doin! >he had a knife >they were trying to rob me >escape into the shadows with a boner mfw when autism saved my life

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Anon talks about race and religion | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous a 05/13/23(Sat)11:48:21 No.73299310 1 "It don't matter. None of this matters." Carl Brutananadilewski fY_zegwISNH765-X01nB9otgegsFGGxxilqQjaupRTw.jpg 655 KB JPG >every single major Religion, Philosophy, Faith, and Way of Life says your race/ethnicity doesn't matter AT ALL. In this life or the afterlife >people still want to construct racial beliefs using "science" and vague religious passages to enforce "the differences between the races" and their superiority over them

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Anon encounters an alien | /r/Greentext

File: zc8sclzc8d9s.png (1.32 MB, 1344x896) ALIEN IN MY TOWN Anonymous (ID: V/mLyet9) 06/03/23 (Sat)20:16:46 No.429348988 >>429349168 >>429349437 >>429349481 >>429349557 >>429349634 >>429350089 >>429350359 >>429350403 >>429350520 >>429350617 >>429350624 >>429350647 >>429350670 >>429350785 >>429351432 >>429352093 >>429352361 >>429352378 >>429353528 >>429354852 >>429355095 How the f--- did it disappear so fast? >Be me >Working in the park near my house today in New Mexico >I do yard work and landscaping. Park is in really s-----, poor neighborhood. Client likes me to take photos of my work to prove I came >gardening and pruning when I hear a loud popping noise >Hear something moving, don't think much of it. It's a park, and lots of animals come through here. >Take a photo of my work to send to my boss. Hear something rustling around right behind me. >Turn around and snap a pic, thinking maybe I'll get a shot of a rabbit or something. >This f------ thing was there, right in my face. >When I say this creature disappeared immediately, I mean I barely even saw it with my own eyes. If I didn't have the camera, I would have just assumed it was nothing >I puked 3 times after this s--- happened >w--

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Get buffed and punch their balls. Assert small guy domminance | /r/Greentext

09/19/22(Mon)17:03:05 No.70277090 >Men openly mocked in cartoons and adult series for short bones >Men paying hundreds of thousands of dollars to break their legs to gain 2 inches of height >All science and statistics show short men are discriminated in the work environment and dating >Parents paying tens of thousands for growth hormones to try and give their sons a few inches : Anonymous 20 KB JPG more >0 body positivity campaigns for short men >bro just accept your body and who you are

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anon wins therapy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 5/14/2023, 9:40:40 PM No.79543357 31 KB JPEG > be me > advocate for therapy > have trust issues > decide to see a therapist and tell everything honestly > therapist starts crying > i feel like s--- > f--- therapy im never going back

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anon talks to an actress | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you. However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now. 06/04/23(Sun)00:02:59 No.73546876 >be me, elementary school >girl asks to hug me tumblr_lzjyau1QLV1qcjf2mo1_500.gif 953 KB GIF >>73546950 # >did you really think i would hug you? HAHAHA what did i do to deserve this 06/04/23(Sun)00:10:48 No.73546950 : Anonymous >>73546876 # i feel u >be me, 14yo >girl starts looking at me >girl asks for my number >give her, cuz why not >girl starts chatting with me a lot >one day she says she likes me >panic.jpg >she then says she was just acting this whole time because she wants to be an actress >never talks with me again

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Anon is an (bad) artist. Video in comments | /r/Greentext

File: 9ae87b08-5a1a-4df8-9461-3(...).jpg (443 KB, 3000x4000) TWERK OFF Anonymous 06/03/23(Sat)14:56:56 No.73547082 ► >be me >love drawing >have arthritis so art is s----- >Have a little notebook that I doodle in when bored at work >Draw Mao and Kim Jong Un Twerk off cause funny >realize that if one of my coworkers decided to snoop through my stuff they might find this >Decide I have to burn the pages with inappropriate drawings >Nobody can ever find out the contents of my notebook. >video related https://streamable.com/jze9xq

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Anon goes to an Indian restaurant | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous F--- you /int/ 06/03/23(Sat)06:49:15 No.182722571 You guys just caused me a major problem. >be me Good morning want Indian food >decide to get takeout from this place that I usually get delivery from because it's cheaper to pick it up >walk in the restaurant, there's an old Pajeeta at the counter seating people and taking takeout orders say to her "good evening sirs, do the needful and get me chicken tikka masala with garlic naan now bloody banchode basterd" 406 KB JPG >her face suddenly looks sour >her grandson comes up to me and tells me to get the f--- out >I'm banned for life now This is all your fault, /int/. You guys told me that's how Indian people talk to each other.

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Welcome 24 Hour Dre >"How are they?" >"They are luke warm" This just happened tonight Anonymous 06/04/23(Sun)03:48:18 No.73554221 ► >>73554225 >>73554261 >Midnight >Dad driving me and him home from work(we work at the same place) >Dad asks me if I am hungry >"No, I am okay" >"You sure? I will ask again once we get off the highway" >"Alright, if you are going to order something for me, I will just consider it my lunch for tomorrow" >"Alright" >He always asks them to be fresh, never anything else >He even gives me the Mcdonalds bag to test if they are fresh >He gives me the bag and I taste the fries >Dad goes to the usual Mcdonalds that go to when we are heading home from work >For some reason I have never bothered to ask until recently, he has this fixation on the fries being fresh >"Are they hot?" >"No, just warm" >He takes a fry from the bag and puts it in his mouth >Honks the horn >"Dad, please, please dad, Don't do this" >"We can get sick from this, I am not eating this and neither are you" >"Dad, it only takes 10 to 15 minutes for fries to get warm like that" >Cashier comes back >He starts cussing >Cashier is doing the refund >"Hey, these fries are not hot" >"Oh, I can reheat them for you" >"Give me a refund for everything" >I'm feeling second hand embarrassment, and wonder if this is going to take another 10 minutes >"Dad" >"Stop it! I paid for this! I am not paying for this s---!" >As he is giving it to the cashier, the bag falls through his hands >"F---!" Anonymous 06/04/23(Sun)03:48:52 No.73554225 >>73554244 >>73554282 >>73554221 (OP) >"Do not ever take me here ever again, I do not want to be here ever again dad" >"You won't be here again" >"Did you hear what she said? She offered to reheat them! Dipping it back in oil can make us SICK!" >"I worked in fast food places son, I know the safety protocols, she was going to get us SICK!" >"What is your fixation on fries? Why do you never ask for a fresh burger?" >My dad takes a 10 second pause >Says something to the affect of because the burgers(or fries, I did not really care to memorize what he said) are under lamps >As we are leaving, my dad says "Ma'am, you are going to get someone sick!" >"I am sorry I got excited there son, but this is what these people do! They will give us cold s--- that's been laying there at the end of the night and then take the fresh s--- home to feed their families!" Do you think he has mental issues? It's been a little over a year since we've been working together(I am 22 years old), since then, he has been showing a side of himself that I've rarely seen(I suppose because I never bonded with him much). This weird attitude of his will just manifest over silly trivial s---.

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