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Welcome 24 Hour Dre >"How are they?" >"They are luke warm" This just happened tonight Anonymous 06/04/23(Sun)03:48:18 No.73554221 ► >>73554225 >>73554261 >Midnight >Dad driving me and him home from work(we work at the same place) >Dad asks me if I am hungry >"No, I am okay" >"You sure? I will ask again once we get off the highway" >"Alright, if you are going to order something for me, I will just consider it my lunch for tomorrow" >"Alright" >He always asks them to be fresh, never anything else >He even gives me the Mcdonalds bag to test if they are fresh >He gives me the bag and I taste the fries >Dad goes to the usual Mcdonalds that go to when we are heading home from work >For some reason I have never bothered to ask until recently, he has this fixation on the fries being fresh >"Are they hot?" >"No, just warm" >He takes a fry from the bag and puts it in his mouth >Honks the horn >"Dad, please, please dad, Don't do this" >"We can get sick from this, I am not eating this and neither are you" >"Dad, it only takes 10 to 15 minutes for fries to get warm like that" >Cashier comes back >He starts cussing >Cashier is doing the refund >"Hey, these fries are not hot" >"Oh, I can reheat them for you" >"Give me a refund for everything" >I'm feeling second hand embarrassment, and wonder if this is going to take another 10 minutes >"Dad" >"Stop it! I paid for this! I am not paying for this s---!" >As he is giving it to the cashier, the bag falls through his hands >"F---!" Anonymous 06/04/23(Sun)03:48:52 No.73554225 >>73554244 >>73554282 >>73554221 (OP) >"Do not ever take me here ever again, I do not want to be here ever again dad" >"You won't be here again" >"Did you hear what she said? She offered to reheat them! Dipping it back in oil can make us SICK!" >"I worked in fast food places son, I know the safety protocols, she was going to get us SICK!" >"What is your fixation on fries? Why do you never ask for a fresh burger?" >My dad takes a 10 second pause >Says something to the affect of because the burgers(or fries, I did not really care to memorize what he said) are under lamps >As we are leaving, my dad says "Ma'am, you are going to get someone sick!" >"I am sorry I got excited there son, but this is what these people do! They will give us cold s--- that's been laying there at the end of the night and then take the fresh s--- home to feed their families!" Do you think he has mental issues? It's been a little over a year since we've been working together(I am 22 years old), since then, he has been showing a side of himself that I've rarely seen(I suppose because I never bonded with him much). This weird attitude of his will just manifest over silly trivial s---.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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