Benadryl ALLERGY Diphenhydramine HCI 25mg | Antihistamine Runny Nose Ⓒlichy Throat ⒸSneezing chy Watery Eve * ULTRATABS Anonymous 06/03/23(Sat)06:46:38 No.73543582 ► >be me, obeses child >also extremly tall and scary >all through middle school i bully little indian and mexican kids to make myself feel better but still have no friends >though it was ok since i could just go on xbox to make friends, and i wasnt being bullied about being fat so thought it was fine >get to highschool end up here and get outcasted even more irl, cant bully anyone anymore without potentally getting jumped since everyone cares about autisitic kids now >this whole time never knew how fat i was just thought i was scary >one kid in 12th grade calls me a fat r----- after class >only time anyone has ever mocked me enough for me to remember why did it take so long for someone to fall me a fatass? if i was constantly mocked and bullied as a kid i might not have turned out such a retard. Im not fat anymore but i could only do it with meth (6'5 170lbs)

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous 06/03/23(Sat)16:26:35 No.73542025 >>73542049 >>73542115 >>73542132 >>73542134 >>73542153 >>73542204 >>73542708 >>73542725 >>73542829 >>73543003 >>73543120 >>73543357 >live with sister >she goes out to party as usual >set up pc and start playing rdr2 in our big ass flat screen tv in living room while drinking >2 hours later can hear the door opening >its sister and a random guy >look at sister dead in the eye >look at guy and he is looking directly at the game, doesnt even looks at me >can see his eyes are shining like a toddler in a candy shop >sister does the usual w---- talk about taking a shower and going to bed, says she'll wait him at her room >guy says "yeah i'll be right with you", still looking at tv >almost 1 hour later im still playing rdr2 while the guy looks at me going mayhem in every random incounter >at this point i give him the controller because i see his hunger to play >ffw 2 hours >sister suddently appears in living room absolutely mad >guy says "look" and proceeds to kill a O'Driscoll's gang, pile them up and set them on fire >sister looks stunned and goes back to her room without saying anything >2 hours later we are drunk as f--- laughing our asses off throwing random people into alligators >eventually guy says he needs to go home because its too late >give me his number and goes to his house >sister comes out of her room absolutely enraged >says i ruined her night and such b------- >guy texts me he'd like to play again i don't know what to do next

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Anonymous (ID: 19Hljfs7) 06/03/23(Sat)03:15:32 No.429261570 >>429261721 >>429261793 >>429261849 >>429261877 >>429261899 >>429261999 >>429262402 >>429262894 >>429263041 >>429268903 >>429259593 (OP) How can two trains collide with each other? How is it possible that a mode of transportation which is so easily controllable and so easily predictable is allowed to come to such a catastrophic disaster? Anonymous (ID: Co9Uwa6B) 06/03/23(Sat)03:43:12 No.429263041 >>429263275 >>429263361 >>429263628 >>429267443 >>429267736 >>429267764 >>429268301 >>429268891 >>429261570 >you are driving a train going 900 miles per hour >you finish texting your 600 casual acquaintances "good morning sir" >you look up at the broken equipment on your trains man control panel to check the time >clock is stopped at 9:13 am >"right on time sir" you say to yourself, proudly >you turn a corner and see another train on the track coming towards you at 900 miles per hour >always prepared to do the needful, your curried hands reach out for the steering wheel like a lightning bolt from Ganesha's trunk >your fine brown hands clench onto empty air >the steering wheel is not there >do trains not have steering wheels?, you think to yourself calmly >perhaps the trains man training manual should be revised to correct this oversight, you speak to nobody in particular in your singsong accented English >you look at the oncoming train and see the blurred face of its conductor Rajesh Pangkotopetalon, who is an acquaintance of yours from the Doctor Bombay Dermatology and Goat Gland Treatment Center >he smiles with his three best teeth and waves a finely manicured yet heavily stained hand at you >good night sir

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Anonymous 31 KB JPG 06/03/23(Sat)12:09:38 No.73543078 I found a hack for your generates who lurks here > be me >really horny but also really lonely > want to experience sexually interactions as realistic as possible > goes to the store and buys some lady perfume > since Im a man of class I actually bought a good quality bottle of paco rabanne pure XS > spray the scent while I masturbate > its like a xp boost > everything seems so realistic > its the best f------ orgasm I ever had You losers need to try this. It felt like a prostitute was actually involved in some way. After I came I just laid there for heaven spritzing the perfume every so often.

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Anonymous Orange 5-hour ENERGY REGULAR STRENGTH Vitamins Nutrients ise Sugar Free Cal TA 31 KB JPG 03/25/19(Mon)21:56:22 No.795913984 >be me, on deathbed from terminal cancer >drink 5 hour energy >die 2 hours later What the f---?

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Anon navigates the treacherous waters of love. | /r/Greentext

File: wojaks.jpg (164 KB, 900x542) 809 □ Am I in the wrong here? Anonymous 06/02/23(Fri)00:13:59 No.73531638 >be me >go on movie date with this qt3.14 m'lady I've been seeing >pay for tickets and everything, no problem there >after movie, she wants to go park down by the lake and chill(this was 100% her idea, I was expecting just to take her home) >we get there, I start looking for some good music on my phone to chill with >suddenly the vibe gets sexy >we start making out pretty heavily, she had no issue with me putting my hand up her shirt after a bit >that booba nice >a few minutes later she takes my d--- out of my pants(I didn't ask or anything, it was all her idea to get it out, I was not expecting) >she gives me a little oral but mostly it's a h------ >continue to feel her up all over during the handy, she is cool with that >blow a load all over her hand and arm, get a bunch on the seat >she cleans me up as best as possible with some napkins from the theatre >>73531660 >>73531662 >she gets back in her seat and just kind of gives me this look >she pulls her pants and panties all the way down to her ankles and gets her c--- out >it is fully hard, I can see it throbbing >things immediately get extremely awkward >after a minute, she pulls her pants up >I can tell she's pretty upset I dropped her off at home and she has been blowing up my phone. She thinks I am huge a------ for not reciprocating. I was definitely hoping to get a blowie or some bussy but I didn't want to touch a c--- because I'm not gay.

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: Anonymous 1.11 MB JPG 06/03/23(Sat)08:01:40 No.73541693 >Go to concert >Paid for cheap seats at the end >Sat right f------ next to girl and no one else >Awkward but whatever >Halfway through the show she has enough and gets up, walks away, never returns, misses half the concert >I get ten empty seats to myself and can sit comfortably now Who said being an ugly as sin incel is a curse?

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Anonymous 10/25/19(Fri) 12:52:52 No.52918475 ► >>52918505 >>52918515 >>52918520 >>52918529 >>52918542 >>52918636 >>52918666 >>52918843 >>52919216 >>52919266 >>52919388 >>52919810 >>52920013 >>52921450 >>52924310 >>52925214 >>52926955 >>52927839 >>52928827 >>52929379 >>52929936 >>52930816 >>52933503 >>52934019 >>52934890 >>52935929 >>52936620 File: angrywojak.png (210 KB, 593x635) >>52918093 (OP) Not sure if this is funny or cringe, but here it goes >Do my squats >Make an audible fart >A trio of young girls behind me are giggling >Try to play it cool >"Hey, at least I got this entire area to myself" I shout at them while smiling >They look at me with confusion and one of them goes "what?" >"Well now it smells bad here so nobody will disturb me" >"Um what are you talking about?" >"You know, the fart that I just made smells pretty bad" >"...okay" >Realize they were laughing at something else >Mfw I can never return to that gym You know, the fart that I just made smells pretty bad

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>foreign guy at work walks up to me and points at my arms and says "tattoo?" >I say "what?" >"tattoo?" >"uh, no. I don't have any." >"very nice. very good. me neither" >walks away

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Anonymous 47 KB JPG 04/28/23(Fri)01:27:31 No.73122643 me. >Be 100kg fat f--- >sign up for kick boxing >s--- is way harder than I thought >go through day 1 completely exhausted >go home, shower and watch Khabib Nurmagomedov motivational speeches I will make it bros, I might not compete in actual tournaments but I will lose this f------ weight. Pray for

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File: 252ab08a319ca760c66b23e92(...).jpg (36 KB, 1000x737) □ Anonymous 06/02/23 (Fri)19:51:05 No.639291637 [Reply] F--- ALL THE REMAKES F--- ALL THE REMASTERS F--- THE SOULLESS SEQUELS FILLED WITH MICROTRANSACTIONS AND CENSORSHIP VIDEO GAMES ARE DISEASED, ROTTEN TO THE CORE 42 replies and 9 images omitted. Click here to view.

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: Anonymous 87 KB PNG 05/13/23(Sat)11:41:29 No.73299270 >ruthless criminal in charge of a drug empire >kills anyone who gets in the way including innocent bystanders >also is gay What did the writers mean by this?

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Benadryl ALLERGY Diphenhydramine HCI 25mg | Antihistamine Runny Nose Ⓒlichy Throat ⒸSneezing chy Watery Eve * ULTRATABS Anonymous 06/03/23(Sat)06:46:38 No.73543582 ► >be me, obeses child >also extremly tall and scary >all through middle school i bully little indian and mexican kids to make myself feel better but still have no friends >though it was ok since i could just go on xbox to make friends, and i wasnt being bullied about being fat so thought it was fine >get to highschool end up here and get outcasted even more irl, cant bully anyone anymore without potentally getting jumped since everyone cares about autisitic kids now >this whole time never knew how fat i was just thought i was scary >one kid in 12th grade calls me a fat r----- after class >only time anyone has ever mocked me enough for me to remember why did it take so long for someone to fall me a fatass? if i was constantly mocked and bullied as a kid i might not have turned out such a retard. Im not fat anymore but i could only do it with meth (6'5 170lbs)

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