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Anonymous 06/03/23(Sat)16:26:35 No.73542025 >>73542049 >>73542115 >>73542132 >>73542134 >>73542153 >>73542204 >>73542708 >>73542725 >>73542829 >>73543003 >>73543120 >>73543357 >live with sister >she goes out to party as usual >set up pc and start playing rdr2 in our big ass flat screen tv in living room while drinking >2 hours later can hear the door opening >its sister and a random guy >look at sister dead in the eye >look at guy and he is looking directly at the game, doesnt even looks at me >can see his eyes are shining like a toddler in a candy shop >sister does the usual w---- talk about taking a shower and going to bed, says she'll wait him at her room >guy says "yeah i'll be right with you", still looking at tv >almost 1 hour later im still playing rdr2 while the guy looks at me going mayhem in every random incounter >at this point i give him the controller because i see his hunger to play >ffw 2 hours >sister suddently appears in living room absolutely mad >guy says "look" and proceeds to kill a O'Driscoll's gang, pile them up and set them on fire >sister looks stunned and goes back to her room without saying anything >2 hours later we are drunk as f--- laughing our asses off throwing random people into alligators >eventually guy says he needs to go home because its too late >give me his number and goes to his house >sister comes out of her room absolutely enraged >says i ruined her night and such b------- >guy texts me he'd like to play again i don't know what to do next

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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