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: Anonymous 1.11 MB JPG 06/03/23(Sat)08:01:40 No.73541693 >Go to concert >Paid for cheap seats at the end >Sat right f------ next to girl and no one else >Awkward but whatever >Halfway through the show she has enough and gets up, walks away, never returns, misses half the concert >I get ten empty seats to myself and can sit comfortably now Who said being an ugly as sin incel is a curse?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous 01/21/23(Sat)03:18:26 No.179504216 551 KB JPG >>179503928 # >be caveman shitposting with other gruggs >carve this >hold it up to fot grugg and say "this is your mom" >everyone laughs >30,000 years later some soientist digs it up >claims I was a chubby chaser

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Anonymous 47 KB JPG 04/28/23(Fri)01:27:31 No.73122643 me. >Be 100kg fat f--- >sign up for kick boxing >s--- is way harder than I thought >go through day 1 completely exhausted >go home, shower and watch Khabib Nurmagomedov motivational speeches I will make it bros, I might not compete in actual tournaments but I will lose this f------ weight. Pray for

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File: 252ab08a319ca760c66b23e92(...).jpg (36 KB, 1000x737) □ Anonymous 06/02/23 (Fri)19:51:05 No.639291637 [Reply] F--- ALL THE REMAKES F--- ALL THE REMASTERS F--- THE SOULLESS SEQUELS FILLED WITH MICROTRANSACTIONS AND CENSORSHIP VIDEO GAMES ARE DISEASED, ROTTEN TO THE CORE 42 replies and 9 images omitted. Click here to view.

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: Anonymous 87 KB PNG 05/13/23(Sat)11:41:29 No.73299270 >ruthless criminal in charge of a drug empire >kills anyone who gets in the way including innocent bystanders >also is gay What did the writers mean by this?

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Anonymous 57 KB JPEG 6/2/2023, 6:02:45 PM > Be me > Unlocklonglostmemory.mp4 > Find BMX on side of the road > Take it home > Get DM from someone i knew at the time saying it was theres and they want it back No.58948755 > "NP itll be by the back steps of my appartment grab it when ever" > Fall asleep befor they come bye > Dream of watching my body get out of bed, leave my appartment, and stand in the window to see the exact moment that person grabbed there BMX and leave > OUTERBODYEXPERIENCE.JPEG > wake up next morning BMX is in fact gone Two questions though 1. Was it real? 2. If it was real not only W-- but how in the f--- did whoever i was know the exact f------ moment they would grab there BMX ...Is this a glitch in the simulation?

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: Anonymous (ID: A+0Zid97) * New windows 11 update is addin(...) 1685717468301873.png 5 KB PNG Thank you Bill, very cool Anonymous (ID: VjgraZwn) 06/02/23(Fri)17:17:11 No.429214333 : Anonymous (ID: 32e6Tkj+) What happens if you click it? Does CP just magically appear on your hard-drive? >>429215138 # >>429215531 # >>429215533 # >>429216094 # >>429219749 # >>429222962 # 380 KB PNG 06/02/23(Fri)17:24:16 No.429214954 06/02/23 (Fri)17:24:31 No.429214979 >imagine still using windows >>429216076 # >>429217563 # >>429221628 # >>429222994 # >>429223379 # >>429223402 # >>429227230 # : Anonymous (ID: NhXnOQQ8) 06/02/23(Fri)17:26:04 No.429215138 >>429214954 # theres a 41% chance it deletes system32 >>429215531 # >>429215867 # >>429216354 # >>429216366 # >>429217285 # >>429217421 # >>429217548 # >>429218341 # >>429218476 # >>429218650 # >>429219736 # >>429219749 # >>429219941 # >>429219960 # >>429220589 # >>429220745 # >>429220750 # >>429221141 # >>429221483 # >>429221579 # >>429221713 # >>429222040 # >>429222851 # >>429223044 # >>429223729 # >>429223787 # >>429225012 # >>429225168 # >>429225235 # >>429225506 #

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File: IMG_20230602_002533314~2.jpg (1.1 MB, 4000x3000) >>31259409 >>31259433 414.2 Enough is enough Anonymous 06/02/23(Fri)18:47:36 No.31257417 ► >>31257518>>31257520 >>31257538>>31257540 >>31257549 >>31257593 >>31257670 >>31259253 >>31259281 I'm sick and tired of all the fatphobia on this board. Instead of just complaining, however, I've decided to do something about it. Last year I made the decision to go on a feasting strike. I was a modest 330 lbs at the time, but I still experienced fatphobia on a near daily basis. I figured that if someone hates fat people, they would also hate making someone else fatter. At that point, I decided that every time somebody replies to my posts or replies in any of my threads with fatphobic rhetoric, I will gain one pound. Eventually I was receiving so many counts of fatphobia that it was impossible to gain weight fast enough, so I went on a hiatus from this site. In total, I had tallied up 84 fatphobic remarks directed towards me within just a few months, so as part of my strike I was obligated to gain 84 pounds. After many months, I have finally reached 414 and am ready to return back to /lgbt/. Now that I'm back, I want everyone to know that any fatphobia directed towards me will be responsible for an additional pound on my frame. I'm not a namefag, so the risk that you're replying to me will always be present. I hope that this will make the fatphobes think twice before spreading their hate-filled drivel. I am prepared to sacrifice my health and mobility for this cause. I also encourage my fellow fatties to join me on this feasting strike. And I hope all the fatphobes I've interacted with feel bad about personally fattening me up.

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: Anonymous 106 KB PNG >>900299217 # : Anonymous >>900298774 # what the freak : Anonymous >>900298732 (OP) # no retard you f----- it up like you f----- up your life. f------ die in a fire you f------ p------------. you are no better than a dog s--- on the road >>900299236 # : Anonymous 06/03/23(Sat)01:49:10 No.900298732 What 132 KB GIF >be me >never used this site before >trying to make a post >did i do it right? 06/03/23(Sat)01:50:00 No.900298774 06/03/23(Sat)01:59:57 No.900299217 06/03/23(Sat)02:00:33 No.900299236 >>900299217 #

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WIN 20230510 00 36 36 Pro.jpg) ImgOps Please (one with me to prom (1) ROME FELL... Vor AND I HAVE FOR YOU... Prom Poster Chud 23 hours ago Nº3136906 AU [Reply] [Last 50 Posts] чучи д Will I get a prom date with this s--- I will be presenting this To a lucky femoid tommorow I need ritalin

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