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Anonymous (ID: ElipGYmK) 02/23/13(Sat)00:24:52 No.460629401 Replies: >>460634408 File: 1361597092706.png-(63 KB, 273x343, yeees.png) >be at bar, having a few beers >soon >closing hours >only one guy left in the bar aside from me >guy goes to bathroom >my moment of greatness has come >enter bathroom >guy is about to take a piss >I pull down my pants (and underpants) >guy hasn't noticed yet >I start dancing, shaking my hips wildly, tongue out of my mouth >guy suddenly sees me >"the f--- your doing you f------ weirdo!?" >the helicopter >he's trapped, still pissing and he's all mine >*come jiggle with me" I says >guy is trying to piss faster, he wants to escape >"Jiggly! Do the jiggle!" I scream as I run towards him, d--- flailing wildly >the horror on his face >I kick his legs away under him, he falls on his ass, piss everywhere >the climax >I swing my d--- in a precision move, moving my hips to get that extra momentum >it hits him in the face, also on the lips "if you don't jiggle then you get the dickle!" I scream at the top of my lungs >I pull up my pants and run out the bar

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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