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05/24/23(Wed)04:37:32 No.73429670 My sister and I (21 and 18 respectively) just got kicked out a month ago. We had no savings due to being in school so we needed to act fast. My sister decided to become a stripper to make ends meet and wound up meeting this old dude. He took pity on our situation and decided to let us live with him. Thing is holy f------ S--- this guy is the creepiest m------------ simp I've ever met though. He keeps calling her "little girl" and getting just alarmingly handsy even in my presence so i just never leave them alone. The only reason why he hasn't tried to full on have sex with her is because he knows I'll clock him in the jaw if tries. When she's around him though she can basically ask for anything and he'll give it. Two days ago he sold his dad's house giving him 500k and she's already made 10k off of him by just simply asking, I saw the entire f------ thing, she didn't even try to finesse him she just bluntly asked for it. Any pointers on how to squeeze as much money out of desperate simps as possible? Anonymous 72 KB PNG

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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