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05/24/23(Wed)04:37:32 No.73429670 My sister and I (21 and 18 respectively) just got kicked out a month ago. We had no savings due to being in school so we needed to act fast. My sister decided to become a stripper to make ends meet and wound up meeting this old dude. He took pity on our situation and decided to let us live with him. Thing is holy f------ S--- this guy is the creepiest m------------ simp I've ever met though. He keeps calling her "little girl" and getting just alarmingly handsy even in my presence so i just never leave them alone. The only reason why he hasn't tried to full on have sex with her is because he knows I'll clock him in the jaw if tries. When she's around him though she can basically ask for anything and he'll give it. Two days ago he sold his dad's house giving him 500k and she's already made 10k off of him by just simply asking, I saw the entire f------ thing, she didn't even try to finesse him she just bluntly asked for it. Any pointers on how to squeeze as much money out of desperate simps as possible? Anonymous 72 KB PNG

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