Hauu! You must login or signup first!

Anonymous 05/19/23 (Fri) 10:15:18 No.34816764 This happened to me when I was in college a long time ago. Still the weirdest thing to happen to me by far. >Driving from U of Oregon in Eugene back home to Boise for fall break >get started late, by the time I hit central Oregon it's dark >for those not familiar with the area, once you get east of the Cascades, it starts to get real isolated real f------ quick >driving on 2 lane highway through the dark when I hit something in the road >probably some s--- that fell off someone's truck >engine starts making weird noises and check engine light comes on >F--- >>34816829 >>34816883 >>34816892 >start looking for place to pull off and try to find a mechanic >pull onto this farm to market road >drive about a mile and see a farm supply store with the lights still on >couple locals sitting outside, drinking and smoking >I get out and try to introduce myself, but they're acting bizarre as f--- >start losing their s--- over how nice my car is and how they never see anything like it out there >...my car is some rusted p------------ imported from god knows where >next they start talking about how amazing my shoes are >my broke ass literally bought these shoes from some tweaker in downtown Portland after my old ones gave out >creeped out by these guys, decide to go inside >kind looking old dude at the counter >when he sees me walk in, he starts ranting incomprehensibly about some numbers that grow in the soil (?) >w-- is this place >look around the shop, pretty typical looking country store >look in one of the seed bins >it's filled with f------ gummy bears >alright f--- this >rush out of there, decide to take my chances with the car I've driven down that road multiple times since, but I've never been able to find that weird f------ gummy bear store again. I try not to think about it. Anonymous 05/19/23(Fri)10:25:55 No.34816829 >>34816764 That's weird as f---. Anonymous 05/19/23 (Fri)10:34:19 No.34816883 >>34821667 >>34816764 Was the store formerly owned by a fella named Chuck?

+1

Anon has a creepy story | /r/Greentext


Uploaded by Reddit Moments May 23, 2023 at 11:23PM EDT

Share Pin Download More

Origin Entry: Greentext Stories

File type: jpg

Resolution: (2042px x 1306px)

File size: 224 KB


Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"
File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened
☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?
View All 43,899 Images


Moar:

+ Add an Image

Image Details

337 views (11 from today)

Uploaded May 23, 2023 at 11:23PM EDT

Origin Entry

Greentext Stories

Source

Reddit

Tags

reddit, greentext, greentext memes, 4chan, 4chan memes, /r/greentext

Claim Authorship Edit History
Textile Embed