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Anonymous 05/19/23 (Fri) 10:15:18 No.34816764 This happened to me when I was in college a long time ago. Still the weirdest thing to happen to me by far. >Driving from U of Oregon in Eugene back home to Boise for fall break >get started late, by the time I hit central Oregon it's dark >for those not familiar with the area, once you get east of the Cascades, it starts to get real isolated real f------ quick >driving on 2 lane highway through the dark when I hit something in the road >probably some s--- that fell off someone's truck >engine starts making weird noises and check engine light comes on >F--- >>34816829 >>34816883 >>34816892 >start looking for place to pull off and try to find a mechanic >pull onto this farm to market road >drive about a mile and see a farm supply store with the lights still on >couple locals sitting outside, drinking and smoking >I get out and try to introduce myself, but they're acting bizarre as f--- >start losing their s--- over how nice my car is and how they never see anything like it out there >...my car is some rusted p------------ imported from god knows where >next they start talking about how amazing my shoes are >my broke ass literally bought these shoes from some tweaker in downtown Portland after my old ones gave out >creeped out by these guys, decide to go inside >kind looking old dude at the counter >when he sees me walk in, he starts ranting incomprehensibly about some numbers that grow in the soil (?) >w-- is this place >look around the shop, pretty typical looking country store >look in one of the seed bins >it's filled with f------ gummy bears >alright f--- this >rush out of there, decide to take my chances with the car I've driven down that road multiple times since, but I've never been able to find that weird f------ gummy bear store again. I try not to think about it. Anonymous 05/19/23(Fri)10:25:55 No.34816829 >>34816764 That's weird as f---. Anonymous 05/19/23 (Fri)10:34:19 No.34816883 >>34821667 >>34816764 Was the store formerly owned by a fella named Chuck?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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