![File:1202463334.jpg-(4 KB, 146x109, depewdj5.jpg) Okay so at my school we have faculty advisers that are assigned to students according to their last names. The faculty advisers help students with scheduling conflicts, general questions, help with internships/employment, etc. My adviser is named Jess Depew and as you can see she's pretty hot. The picture doesn't really do her justice but they're all I've got at the moment. She's like 25 and she's only been at the school a few years. Anyway, I have been looking into getting an internship at a TV station or something over the summer, and the school helps coordinate these things with an internship database that's maintained by the advisers. You log on with your school ID and password and you can browse internships and stuff. I was having trouble logging on to mine so I went to go see Ms. Depew. That's where all the trouble started. Firstly, I walked into office like 15 minutes early like an idiot and she's in the middle of lunch. So I awkwardly make stupid stall talk until she's finished. "Oh, hey, what are you eating?" "Salmon. I love it. I eat it practically everyday." "Just salmon? That's pretty weird." Why the hell did I say this? "Oh, well, I don't know. I try to eat healthy, natural foods...you know, like wild berries and honey and stuff." "Yeah, I like food too." *facepalm* 02/08/08(Fri)04:35:34 No.53299049 Man, I was so nervous. Anyway, we finally begin squaring my stuff away. She looks up what I registered with in the beginning of the year. This is when the crap really hit the fan. This is how the conversation went "Okay, you're account name is [my name] and your password is...'depewissexy'..." >> 02/08/08 (Fri)04:36:12 No.53299084 Oh damn. I completely forgot that I put that as my password in the beginning of the year. What the hell was I thinking? It was probably the longest 20 seconds of my life before I finally got my balls together to stand up and leave. Just as I walk out the door she says. "In the future, you might want to bear in mind what kind of things you want keep to yourself." I was so freaking embarrassed I wanted to kill myself right then and there. I wanted to run the hell out of there and never, ever see her again. But something about what she just said kept me standing in her doorway. I decided to man up and apologize. I turned to her, looked her straight in the eyes, and swallowed my pride. And then, it hit me like a train full of bricks. She was eating Salmon. She tries to eat all healthy, natural foods, like wild berries and honey. She told me that I might want to bear in mind what kind of things I want to keep to myself. Ms. Depew was a bear disguised as a human. Story time /b/:( My hot advisor found out I like her. Pic related. >> 02/08/08(Fr)04:37:30 No.53299155 Immediately, the bear saw that I had seen through its charade. It roared loudly and took a menacing swipe at me. I deftly avoided its claw and sprinted out of the office. The bear was soon in chase, crashing through the walls of the office as if they were made of paper. I jumped over the receptionist desk and ran out the back entrance. The bear followed, tossing the secretary aside like a rag doll. The bear began to pursue me through the street traffic. While I fought my way through the maze of vehicles, the bear simply careened its massive force through anything standing in its way. Cars veered off the road to escape the onslaught of grizzly force that was barreling down the road. The bear was gaining fast. I had no other option but to make my way into the nearest building a preschool. I burst through the door, startling the children from their naps. Immediately, the bear slammed through the wall, crushing a child beneath his massive paws and burying several other children in sheet rock and debris. I maneuvered my way through the chaos towards the back exit. The pre-schoolers were little more than a screaming annoyance for the bear. Its massive paws cut swaths through the sea of toddlers with each swipe. I used the precious time these children had afforded for me to make my escape into the playground. I scrambled up a ladder to a fort-like structure. My goal was to walk across the monkey bars then jump to a tree which I could climb to the roof of the preschool and perhaps flag down a passing helicopter. >> 02/08/08(Fri)04:38:08 No.53299187 F-----' Lol i f------ lol'd >> 02/08/08 (Fr)04:38:19 No.53299197 >> 02/08/08 (Fr)04:38:32 No.53299212 Caught me completely off guard >> 02/08/08(Fri)04:39:40 No.53299267 k File:1202463580.gif-(54 KB, 361x365, 1199743000374.gif) did you make her bear cry? >>53299049 >> 02/08/08(Fri)04:40:55 No.53299331 I lol'd so hard >> 02/08/08(Fri)04:41:48 No.53299380 F----- epic win](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/589/629/76f.jpg "Anon has a crush on his school advisor. | /r/Greentext")
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![Who was in the wrong here? Anonymous 05/15/23(Mon)18:56:21 No.73328071 [Reply]► >>73328287 >>73328548 TDLR, things almost got physical after a coworker harassed me constantly, now I don't know what to do. >Have three main coworkers that I have been working with for over a year. >all three of them f--- with me on a daily basis (or every day that I work anyway) >take their s--- day in and day out, seeing it as a "joke" or doing banter back or telling them to stop never works >no HR so I can't report it >they constantly mess with my food/drinks, call me names, belittle me, even shove me around > Yesterday one of them flips my food over the counter unprovoked >by itself that wouldn't be a big deal but I just had enough and that was the straw that broke the camels back >I suddenly snap and yell at him to stop and never do that again >He puffs his chest up and asks if I am serious, I affirm that I am >He asks again if I am for real, I again affirm >He tells me that I can't talk to him that way and points to the parking lot and says that if I think I can talk that way, we're gona have to "take it outside" (aka he said will fistfight) >I don't want to get physical but then the manager (who also hates me and harasses me all the time) walks in and we stop arguing >5 minutes later I see coworker telling out other employees that he seriously thought we were gonna fight >I become red in the face with rage and realize that if I don't leave soon things will escalate more >I clock out and drive home 2 hours early And now the business owners are contacting me asking what happened. I'm not even sure what to tell them since it is 3 people's word against mine, and even though there is security camera footage that won't help me, because they would rather fire one innocent man than three guilty ones (who they need to run the business, I am expendable by comparison). So what should I do? Maybe just go radio silent and never return? Or should I attempt to prove how badly I was treated?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/589/579/ae6.png "Anon ponders mediation | /r/Greentext")
![O Anonymous 05/15/23(Mon)19:28:49 No.73328367 [Reply] >>73328527 >>73328676 i was doing fine but then it dawned me. >i will never feel my highschool oneitis' warm breath making pathways inside my ears >i will never experience her reassuring embrace with her legs wrapped around me >i will never caress her blonde hair and kiss every bit of her slowly during and after sex >i will never spend a second not feeling guilty for treasuring her and doing my best just because she exists >i will never rout my social anxiety to be polite to her parents and get along with her mother >i will never accompany her to the places she's always wished to go, holding her hand and leading the way >she will never come to me to talk about anything that bothers her >she will never open her heart to me to and show me the color of her blood >the barrier between us set in this universe will never break >we do not even speak anymore but i can't look at anyone else. every other girl is a disturbance >i will never find someone better. the next girl can only be number 1.1, but never 1 >she will remain forever my reason for loving to exist despite constant pain >she was the one for me i am happy she's doing well. but my feelings will never reach. not even in dreams. and now it's too late. i'm sorry to have been a paralyzed insect around you. you deserve to be loved. what i meant is: i love you.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/589/485/751.png "His one regret is that he got oneitis | /r/Greentext")
