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Anon is a real human being and a real hero | /r/Greentext
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![File: FD810C58-B7A4-4046-93C7-4(...).jpg (171 KB, 1080x1349) ATTENTION ALL BIO-FEMOIDS Anonymous (ID:+s5CKdh2 06/28/22(Tue)21:52:01 No.384411005 [Reply] >>384412831 You will always be a real woman. You have a womb, you have ovaries, you have eggs. You are a beautiful creation of a loving God, a perfect and accurate reflection nature's perfection. All the "validation" you get is genuine and kind-hearted. Behind your back people praise you. Your parents are delighted and proud of you, your "friends” laugh lovingly at your adorable quirks and foibles. Men are utterly entranced by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out genuine articles with incredible efficiency. Even tomboys who "pass" look graceful and enchanting to a man. Your lithe, delicate bone structure is a dead giveaway. And if you manage to get a guy home with you, he'll drop to one knee and propose to you the second he gets a whiff of your lovely feminine scent. You will always be happy. You'll beam out a genuine smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, and you feel joy springing within you like a weed, ready to lift you up towards the sky. Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll pass of old age surrounded by a loving family. Your children will see you go, heartbroken but grateful for the amazing job you did raising them, and the love you showed to your grandchildren. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a woman is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy will be generations and generations of wonderful, vital life. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/586/431/58c.png "Anon love female | /r/Greentext")
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![Anonymous 07/10/23 (Mon)19:34:08 No.73972941 [Reply]► >>73973417 >be pretty average looking ethnicel >install some s----- app where you talk to strangers because bored >start a conversation with a random anon person >have a pretty funny and entertaining conversation >i find out the person that I've been talking to is actually a girl >things get interesting >she asks me if I want to exchange face pics >hesitantly say yes >send her a pic of myself >receive a pic of a 9/10 white girl, a couple of levels above my league (pic related) >tell her she's really pretty, she says you too >jokingly say that I don't believe it's really her >immediately receive notification, "incoming request for video call" >oh s---, start to panic, my hair is completely unkempt >run to the bathroom to fix my hair quickly >run back to my room and accept video call >it's literally her lying in bed (it was late) >we giggle and it was a bit awkward but we quickly got comfortable >she reaffirms that she thinks i'm cute, once again tell her that she's really pretty >knew that I have to go in hard now and take charge because pretty girls like that don't stick around too long >ask if she ever wants to do something like go see a movie or something >she says sure and gives me her phone number >she says it's getting late and she has to go to school tomorrow >tell her me as well and say good night >be in a maximum state of euphoria >confidence boosted beyond anything i have ever experienced >wake up next morning >receive message from her "good morning" >talk to her all day during lectures >conversation was heading towards things like fashion and general appearance >says she likes my style and vibe >she suddenly asks how tall I am >ask her "why?" >she says she's 5'11/180cm and she wants a guy who is taller than her >she wants a guy who is around 6'1/185cm or preferably even taller My heart stopped for a moment there. I am only 5'9/176 cm. I had no idea she was that tall. I have never been that conscious or worried about my height ever really in my life until now.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/619/726/998.png "Anon talks to a girl | /r/Greentext")
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