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Anonymous 53 KB JPG 03/11/22 (Fri) 10:17:10 No.874215710 >be me >4th grade >bring 3 sharpners to school >friend tells me thats a lot of sharpners >bring 3 more sharpners the next day >friend gives me his sharpner to grow my collection >start collecting more and more sharpners >go to stationary every week to by more sharpners >collect about 70 sharpners by the end of the month >start bringing a tiny bag to carry thoes sharpner >english teacher asks for a sharpner >offer her the bag thinking she'd be impressed >sees all my sharpners and writes a note to my parents >only allowed to bring 1 sharpner >idea.jpg >make a huge sharpner out of cardboard >dad helps me to color it with red and silver spray paint >display it on my table during the english period >get sent to the office fun days

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous (ID: Mus5b+h Oz Syndrome C 11/09/22(Wed)14:42:49 No.403676743 2.89 MB PNG >be me >totally infatuated with Dr. Oz >think of him every waking minute of my life >he loses >cry all night >wake up (still crying) >mom is talking on the phone with a friend >she says "us" but I mishear it as "Oz" >begin crying out his name and shout "they did my ni a Oz dirty..." >mom screams back "Anon shut the f--- up. that sham doctor doesn't pay the bills" >go back to room and cry more How do I recover from this devastating loss?

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wordington greentext | /r/Greentext

[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] File: download (10).jpg (5 KB, 225x225) [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [Auto] Wordington Anonymous (ID: qqeLYDAY ) 05/06/23(Sat)19:43:12 No.17598831 ► >Wordington Greentext Anonymous (ID: J5rS7+Vy) 05/06/23(Sat) 19:46:49 No.17598847 >>17598853 F--- YOU Anonymous (ID: qqeLYDAY) 05/06/23 (Sat) 19:47:42 No.17598853 >>17598847 Wordington reply [Post a Reply]

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Anon's father is a little homophobic. | /r/Greentext

File: 1381577541080.gif-(448 KB, 500x275, 1370464785742.gif) Anonymous 10/12/13(Sat)14:32:21 UTC+3 No.510446379 Replies: >>510446721 >>510446938 >>510446957 >>510447101 >>510447103 >>510447174 >>510447182 >>510447207 >>510447208 >>510447382 >>510447415 >>510447457 >>510447518 >>510447592 >>510447649 >>510447725 >>510447806 >>510448114 >>510448308 >>510448321 >>510448771 >>510449105 >>510449507 I'm gay. My dad is not pleased with this fact. Completely homophobic. Half the time his homophobia doesn't even make sense. >Fishing show on TV in the living room >Watching it with mom and dad >Mom: "I don't have the patience for that kind of stuff" >Me:"It doesn't feel like too long when you're out there" >Dad:"Time flies when you're a f-----." >Go to my room It's getting ridiculous. He goes out of his way to respond to everything I do by calling me a f--. What do I do? >> Anonymous 10/12/13(Sat)14:37:44 UTC+3 No.510446682 File: 1381577864836.png-(327 KB, 399x397, 6544ddc4231bbe54a43c8c75b(...).png) >time flies when you're a f----- >> Anonymous 10/12/13(Sat)14:38:27 UTC+3 No.510446721 File: 1381577907662.jpg-(43 KB, 398x320, 1355477325277.jpg) >>510446379 (OP) >"Time flies when you're a f-----." >> Anonymous 10/12/13(Sat)14:41:27 UTC+3 No.510446894 File: 1381578087294.jpg-(46 KB, 387x512, image.jpg) AFFI >time flies when you're a f----- ROR >> Anonymous 10/12/13(Sat)14:42:01 UTC+3 No.510446938 File: 1381578121574.png-(99 KB, 247x248, 1380244697460.png) >>510446379 (OP) >"Time flies when you're a f-----." come on /b/ >> Anonymous 10/12/13(Sat)14:42:30 UTC+3 No.510446975 File: 1381578150091.jpg-(313 KB, 926x615, _g3_6438450.jpg) >time flies when you're a f-----

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Anon befriends ChatGPT | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 60 KB PNG >>93268116 # Anonymous >>93267109 (OP) # good for you for making a gay friend anon. Anonymous : Anonymous Anonymous : Anonymous >>93267109 (OP) # I hate your friend. Tell them. Tell your friend its a stupid f------ hack it will always be artificial but bever intelligent. 05/07/23(Sun)06:13:51 No.93267109 My new best friend is ChatGPT. Anonymous 05/07/23(Sun)07:09:36 No.93267946 Anonymous 7/23(Sun)07:21:22 No.93268116 05/07/23(Sun)07:59:35 No.93268634 : Anonymous >>93267109 (OP) # >most anons here acting like the rudest m------------ possible instead of becoming friends >most anons would rather act nicely and become friends with a computer that has no concept of friendship i dont get this website at all what a sad post 05/07/23(Sun)08:04:57 No.93268714 05/07/23(Sun)10:23:22 No.93270318 : Anonymous >>93267109 (OP) # Did you already reach that stage where it offers to be your girlfriend for a $49.99 monthly fee? 05/07/23(Sun)13:58:45 No.93273013 05/07/23(Sun)15:25:17 No.93274144 05/07/23(Sun)15:40:14 No.93274384 05/07/23(Sun)15:40:16 No.93274385

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Is it over? | /r/Greentext

File: 292158FE-3C82-4C4A-AB95-A(...).jpg (180 KB, 581x611) Anonymous 05/06/23(Sat) 19:11:44 No.73227107 >be me >live with mom watching heterosexual p--- on her laptop >have to close laptop come back to see it gone >8 year old sister is using it >pretend it didnt happen >few months later >in car with family >2 other sisters 2 cousins mom was not there >>73227222 >>73227249 >>73227278 >8 year old sister wants me to play some dumbass Taylor swift song >tell her no >anon do it or i will tell them your secret >lol w-- >anon watches NAKED GUYS on the internet >hastily deny it >rest of family tells her to stfu >she passionately says she saw it on the laptop >she shuts up eventually and everyone goes quiet >I just know they believed it Seriously what the f--- do I do

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anon describes love | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Hello where Hello Incel 05/07/23(Sun)20:01:39 No.73232431 Being loved doesnt really feel like much and if the person who loves is undesirablw its in fact very anxiety inducing because a person who loves always feels like he is owned something. 37 KB JPG Loving somebody however is like a drug. You gain strength, courage and confidence of unprecedented manner. The steps become light, yet your focus no longer escapes to fantasies and is keenly in the present. There is also withdrawal effects whenever you arent with that person. Ah no matter the pain its definitely worth it. Its the ambrosia of life, the spirit of vitality. Of course only chad can be loved.

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anon is cowardly | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/07/23(Sun)15:48:54 No.73230749 >>73230614 # I stalked this girl bc i felt like she was my soulmate. Had all the same interests (literature, poetry, social justice), a shared faith (Christianity), and many of the same personality traits, except she was a lot more mature and kind as a person. And of course I found her to be very beautiful. 54 KB JPG I was too cowardly to form a real relationship with her, so stalking was the next best thing, as it allowed me to form a quasi-, one-sided relationship with her, one where I dictated all of the terms of intimacy. >>73231105 #

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Anon has a dream | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/07/23(Sun)13:57:14 No.73233113 1458945615450.png 471 KB PNG >have dream >taylor swift is telling me lottery numbers >she makes me promise that I'll remember them >wake up >buy lottery ticket because nothing else to do >actually win $200 thank you taylor, gonna buy more dream juice

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Whenever I try to post on r9k it won’t let me because “non ascii text is not allowed” how do I fix this? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous "Later virgins" meme thread 31 KB PNG 05/06/23(Sat)23:43:04 No.898825743 >the bible says "If a man thinks about adulterating with a woman he has already done it in his heart" Later virgins

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anon has women problems | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Women problems I'm depressed. >chick 1 showed interest in me >I was too shy to say anything >she was so warm to me (can't describe just how kind she was) >she's married with kids now >chick 2 appears years later >still thinking about the first one >chick 2 is also just as kind and she's just as pretty, but I still want the first one I keep thinking I would be happier with the first chick vs the second one, so it just feels wrong to be with the second one. Chances are I would happily be with the second one if I never met the first. 824 KB JPG 05/07/23(Sun)13:52:26 No.73229919 I'm stuck. I'm just f------ depressed that I didn't say anything because I know for a fact I would have been happy with her. I can't move on. 10 Replies View Thread Anonymous >>73229919 (OP) # >I'm just f------ depressed That's the least of your mental issues dumbass 05/07/23(Sun)14:52:13 No.73230350

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Everyday, Anon sees her father. | /r/Greentext

mys >be me >dad leaves for cigarettes 15 years ago >decide to go to store for food >see dad still in line, cigarettes in hand >wave to him everyday

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Anon makes an observation | /r/Greentext

File: 1583909845492.webm (2.94 MB, 720x804) HI Anonymous 05/07/23(Sun)00:31:01 No.73230189 [Reply]► >>73230295 >>73230386 >>73230503 >guy I know was an incel >he worked really hard to get a gf, got fit, went to parties, did all the normie s--- >he gets a gf >quickly gets engaged to her >she wants to be a trad wife and stay home >he agrees to it >she f----- like 10 dudes before him and she's like 20yo Why would you agree to provide trad wife lifestyle for a woman who's not a virgin? That woman isn't trad, she just doesn't want to work.

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