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: Anonymous 05/07/23(Sun)15:48:54 No.73230749 >>73230614 # I stalked this girl bc i felt like she was my soulmate. Had all the same interests (literature, poetry, social justice), a shared faith (Christianity), and many of the same personality traits, except she was a lot more mature and kind as a person. And of course I found her to be very beautiful. 54 KB JPG I was too cowardly to form a real relationship with her, so stalking was the next best thing, as it allowed me to form a quasi-, one-sided relationship with her, one where I dictated all of the terms of intimacy. >>73231105 #

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anon has a dream | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/07/23(Sun)13:57:14 No.73233113 1458945615450.png 471 KB PNG >have dream >taylor swift is telling me lottery numbers >she makes me promise that I'll remember them >wake up >buy lottery ticket because nothing else to do >actually win $200 thank you taylor, gonna buy more dream juice

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Whenever I try to post on r9k it won’t let me because “non ascii text is not allowed” how do I fix this? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous "Later virgins" meme thread 31 KB PNG 05/06/23(Sat)23:43:04 No.898825743 >the bible says "If a man thinks about adulterating with a woman he has already done it in his heart" Later virgins

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anon has women problems | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Women problems I'm depressed. >chick 1 showed interest in me >I was too shy to say anything >she was so warm to me (can't describe just how kind she was) >she's married with kids now >chick 2 appears years later >still thinking about the first one >chick 2 is also just as kind and she's just as pretty, but I still want the first one I keep thinking I would be happier with the first chick vs the second one, so it just feels wrong to be with the second one. Chances are I would happily be with the second one if I never met the first. 824 KB JPG 05/07/23(Sun)13:52:26 No.73229919 I'm stuck. I'm just f------ depressed that I didn't say anything because I know for a fact I would have been happy with her. I can't move on. 10 Replies View Thread Anonymous >>73229919 (OP) # >I'm just f------ depressed That's the least of your mental issues dumbass 05/07/23(Sun)14:52:13 No.73230350

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Everyday, Anon sees her father. | /r/Greentext

mys >be me >dad leaves for cigarettes 15 years ago >decide to go to store for food >see dad still in line, cigarettes in hand >wave to him everyday

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Anon makes an observation | /r/Greentext

File: 1583909845492.webm (2.94 MB, 720x804) HI Anonymous 05/07/23(Sun)00:31:01 No.73230189 [Reply]► >>73230295 >>73230386 >>73230503 >guy I know was an incel >he worked really hard to get a gf, got fit, went to parties, did all the normie s--- >he gets a gf >quickly gets engaged to her >she wants to be a trad wife and stay home >he agrees to it >she f----- like 10 dudes before him and she's like 20yo Why would you agree to provide trad wife lifestyle for a woman who's not a virgin? That woman isn't trad, she just doesn't want to work.

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Anon dislikes salesmanship | /r/Greentext

File: 689435689965.jpg (167 KB, 976x850) Anonymous (ID: qazFUTuu) 05/05/23 (Fri)21:39:17 No.5486833 >>54868346 >>54868355 >>54868434 >>54868438 >>54868446 >>54868482 >>54868885 >>54869078 >visit bakery twice a week >usually buy the same thing >they suddenly try upsell me >turn it down >they insist, buy more for only x more >no thanks >they keep pushing >give in >never return again

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Fem(anon) wants be milked | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Im a femcel and I need my t---(...) 04/16/23(Sun)16:57:50 No.72973296 111 KB JPG >Be me femcel lvl 20 >no friends, my uni major has 90% of girls >have supersensitive n------ that make my head go to clouds when I twist them >Keep having random dreams where I make some creatures suck my n------ >everytime feel that pleasant pulsing in my clit, almost cummings or feeling heavenly catharsis Is it OK to ask random older man to suck my n------ like a dude asking for a b-------? I am a virgin but holy f---, I don't even need sex just some hunk to suck on them. These dumb t--- need to be sucked or I might go crazy. Like I need to experience it once if I want my life to have any value.

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Mods can suck my pinkie | /r/Greentext

File: 4E073E26-F264-43A3-8B4F-E().jpg (21 KB, 412x351) Reddit mods are scum Reddit le boon 05/07/23(Sun)02:59:37 No.898835505 ► >>898835561 >>898835671 >>898836005 >be me scrolling reddit >See post on le abortion >comment "I don't like abortion" >downvoted to hell and permabanned > zefuk.png >post my troubles on a different sub >anon your views are misinforming and your posts are political >but it's my opinionnnnnn >downvoted to hell and permabanned again >foreskinretraction.scr Why are all the amerimut anons assuming everything is political? Can't even have a decent conversation on that s--- platform without being banned. Anonymous 05/07/23 (Sun)03:00:49 No.898835561 ► >>898835878 >>898835505 (OP). Go back, f-----. Anonymous 05/07/23(Sun)03:03:07 No.898835671 ► >>898835505 (OP). I just downvoted your comment. # FAQ ## What does this mean? The amount of karma (points) on your comment and Reddit account has decreased by one. ## Why did you do this? There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to: • Rudeness towards other Redditors, Spreading incorrect information, Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a/s. ## Am I banned from the Reddit? No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy. ## I don't believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it? Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception. ## How can I prevent this from happening in the future? Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Reddit is privilege, not a right. Reddit le boon 05/07/23(Sun)03:07:07 No.898835878 ► >>898836045 >>898835561 Please I just want huggies and to be accepted.:( ACCEPT YOUR DESTINY Anonymous 05/07/23(Sun)03:09:47 No.898836005 File: 12UscfY.jpg (110 KB, 500x364) >>898835505 (OP) Anonymous 05/07/23(Sun)03:10:43 No.898836045 ► >>898835878 Kill yourself.

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High 4channer thinks the wind is peeling you | /r/Greentext

Verizonmous what the f--- is wind??? 6:34 PM 04/16/23(Sun)22:47:28 4154-pepe-holy-scared.gif 1.42 MB GIF 18% 0 No.72983378 >heat is caused by the moment of atoms >atoms move and slam into each other causing more atoms to move >heat is the feeling of particles slamming into you very very forcefully >your body is hot because of atoms slamming against your insides, this movement originates from digestion >wind is cold >wind is cold even though it's a bunch of particles moving very very fast >wind is cold because it draws your heat away >your heat is your atoms moving very very fast >wind is taking your atoms >wind is taking you >wind is slowly peeling you >if you were in a very windy place you would get peeled like cheese in a peeler i must be getting something wrong, right? why does no one else actually question this s--- i mean does this not freak anyone else out? I

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Female fatigue | /r/Greentext

Why are so many men dropping out of society? Why are so many men dropping o(...) 05/04/23(Thu)20:51:24 No.425873721 698 KB PNG >I went to the STEM class(90% women) >I went to the trade school (70% women) >I went to the apple store (all women employees) >I went to get some clothes(all women employees) >I went to grab my driving license(all women employees with one man as a security guard) >I went to the local saloon (its basically women drinking and chittering) >I open up tik-tok(its mostly women and men dressed up as women) >I open up spotify(its just feminine singers that are mainstream) >I started watching twitch streams (literally mostly women) >I opened up politics (Its all just women) >l browse pol(70% posts have naked women) What the hell is going on lads? What the hell is happening to us? 14 Replies / 6 Images View Thread

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Anon is passionate about goth girls | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >>21611580 why do so many cute raven-haired girls do this ugly s--- to themselves? Anonymous 04/17/23(Mon)23:44:24 No.21612900 71 KB JPG 04/17/23(Mon)23:48:33 No.21612902 >>21612900 kys f-- theres not nearly enough goth girls to go around

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Femanon is stuck | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 219 KB PNG >Be me >25 F 05/06/23 (Sat)16:03:15 No.28897749 >Still stuck trying to earn bachelor's at a s----- university full of younger rich kids with yuppie parents that get to spend weekends attending yacht parties or f------ in their dorm rooms >Be stuck in the worst dorm complex on campus, FULL of couples >Every night I am stuck listening to the moans and groans of people through walls >Even my dorm's RA is a giant w---- and she routinely brings guys into her dorm every weekend to f--- >Be the only one on my campus who's my age >Be the only one on campus who is NOT G----------- >Haven't had anything remotely sexual done to me since 4 years ago >Have only had the experience of having one partner in my entire quarter century years of living >Feel like you're stuck in a miserable sexless purgatory where no one's willing to even toss you a pity f--- Sometimes I really wish for the sweet release of death

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